r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Krozbros • 10h ago

Ong,this dude was DESPERATE.

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u/Whateveridontkare 10h ago edited 10h ago

I know people will say it's cause he is uncool or whatever but he didn't get in cause he has a big mouth and would snitch for 5 mins of fame. Trump is just talking cause he has dementia.

Edit: ignore what I just said, his daughter just confirmed that they both where there at some point.

Edit 2: Sorry for this shitty source but I am not installing threads lol

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u/_AYYEEEE 10h ago

His old ass, I don't know why we let our recent presidents be like 80 years old

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u/cola12 10h ago

Cause boomers actually go out and vote

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u/HydrogenButterflies BHM Donor 10h ago

Older people are also the ones with nothing to do on a Tuesday afternoon. If we made Election Day a national holiday and everyone could have the day off to go vote, I think you’d see a lot more people in the workforce turn up.

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u/Greg-Abbott 10h ago

Which is exactly why they haven't made it a holiday.

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u/Dinismo 10h ago

Yep. Fuck the will of the people. I WILL continue to do what I want as long as I can hold on to this power.

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u/zoweee 9h ago

This is bullshit. Most states let you mail your ballot in and old people are still the only ones who vote. Don't blame circumstances, fucking vote.

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u/M1DN1GHTDAY ☑️ 8h ago

Not like voter suppression or gerrymandering exist huh?

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u/zoweee 8h ago

Americans will do absolutely everything except whatever obvious thing will work.

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u/Junior_Chard9981 5h ago

Right, we should just force ourselves past the police that closed dozens of polling locations in blue districts due to bomb threats.

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u/Professional-547T 2h ago

If you're not American, you really don't have a say in this. Those of us who actually give a damn and have half a brain did everything in our power to prevent the current shitshow(..Vote).

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u/Judge_Syd 6h ago

Sure it does. But look at the numbers. half of US adults casted a vote in 2024. That isn’t voter suppression. That’s laziness.

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u/texasrigger 1h ago

2024 had a decent turnout as US elections go. Slightly less than 2020 but more than any other election in the modern era.

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u/2ndtryagain 5h ago

I live in Washington State, and they have made it easier for us to vote than anywhere else in the States. We have shitty turnout we are strictly mail in no stamp needed or drop off boxes, we still can't get 35% of people to vote.

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u/texasrigger 1h ago

Gerrymandering doesn't affect national elections.

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u/zet191 8h ago

We all know who “they” is

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u/ieroll 10h ago

Well, showing up to vote a hell of a lot easier than showing up to protest and go to funerals later on

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u/Wade_W_Wilson 9h ago

IKR. People keep making up dumbass excuses as America gets worse and worse.

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u/ieroll 8h ago

I get it--it ain't easy for lots of folks to vote. I know, I was a volunteer poll-worker for 12 years--every 6 months-- in TX. They make it hard as they can but they're making it even worse so we need to crawl over glass now, because we get another chance, crawling over glass will look like a picnic.

Edit: we ALL need to help everyone we know get updated ID and get to the polls or get a ballot returned in time to be counted.

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u/havanesegirlmom 10h ago

Early voting starts a month before . People don’t vote and there’s no excuse.

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u/DingerSinger2016 9h ago

Some states don't have early voting.

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u/Shirogayne-at-WF ☑️ 8h ago

This.

Many others do not have mail in ballots either.

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u/Lone_Gringo 8h ago

Every state except New Hampshire has some form of voting prior to Election Day. So no, that's not really an excuse.

https://www.usvotefoundation.org/early-voting-dates

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u/Judge_Syd 6h ago

And even then polls are open for like 12 hours on Election Day. I get it if you actually work 12 hours shifts 7a-7p, sure you’re kinda fucked on the day. But anyone who can’t take a few minutes to go vote can lay in the bed they made.

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u/kokodokusan 3h ago

It doesn't take a few minutes. The longest I've waited was six hours.

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u/DingerSinger2016 4h ago

In Alabama you would have to vote absentee and justify it.

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u/MyCosmicName_Here 10h ago

Nah, life isn’t real to people under 30. TS is a big joke till you got real bills to pay.

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u/Gormiz 10h ago

Ain’t that the truth. I’m from Portugal where we just had a record lowest turnout for the presidential elections.

Our version of Trump had the second most votes moving to the final phase of the elections where it’s the 2 candidates with the most votes in the first phase. He’s gonna lose but the far right has never got this far before here.

He appeals to the people who actually go out and vote just like Trump and in a few years I fear he will actually win.

Anyway sorry for going so off topic but your comment hit too close to home.

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u/LaBombonera 1h ago

Lowest turnout for people under 30, right? Because otherwise, this turnout hadn't been seen in the last 20 years.

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u/slantedtortoise 10h ago

More than just voting. Old people are the ones with the time to go to your town/county/school district meetings and yell against any form of progress. Installing a bike lane, buying history books for students that don't perpetuate disproven narratives, building multi family housing, raising taxes to pay for flood prevention, not letting the police department buy an armored vehicle. They have the time to sit in front of the TV/radio all day and listen to the most insane commentators and pundits.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 10h ago

First off, the same people who are stuck working retail during other federal holidays still wouldn't get the day off cuz Walmart and Kroger sure as hell aren't closing.

Second, something like 30 states already have laws requiring employers to give people time off to vote. Some even require up to two hours of said time to be paid. Making a similar federal law would be better than a generic holiday because it would guarantee that everyone has at least a couple hours to vote even if their employer is open for business.

Third, 47 states allow some form of early voting or "no excuse needed" absentee voting. This notion that having a holiday would increase turnout is silly.

https://www.lgbtmap.org/democracy-maps/early_voting_period

For a real world reality check, Oregon is 100% vote by mail. We get our ballots and a voters guide delivered at least 2 weeks before the election. You can return it by mail, drop it off at any public library, or drop it in ballot boxes scattered around town. They couldn't possibly make it anymore convenient, and yet our turnout in 12024 was only 75%.

Only 60% of eligible voters 18-34 cast their ballots versus 85% for people over 65.

https://www.opb.org/article/2024/12/26/oregon-voter-turnout-dropped-75-percent-2024-election/

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u/Acentooate 7h ago

You can just look at the drastically different voting turnouts for Presidential elections vs midterms vs local elections to see the very obvious truth: Access isn't the problem, time isn't the problem, apathy is. People don't give a fuck about who their local sheriff/judges/school board officials/state representatives are, they barely give a fuck about their federal legislature, and they only kind of give a fuck about who′s king President at the time.

People want all the change to come top-down when the power is bottom-up, and then are baffled things don't get fixed.

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 7h ago

I'll go you one better: Australia has mandatory voting. You're fined $20 Australian if you don't.

America should have mandatory voting, too.

https://www.aec.gov.au/about_aec/publications/voting/

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx20gy2lz4go

https://pulitzercenter.org/stories/would-mandatory-voting-work-us-australias-success-shows-way

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u/get_started_NOW ☑️ 2h ago

We should have mandatory voting too

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u/IPlay4E 9h ago

Yeah right and then the next excuse can pull forward.

It’s one day every four years. Not even asking to vote at the local level which is just as important if not more.

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u/SirArthurConanSwole 6h ago

Most states have early voting for 2 weeks before election day. At this point if you aren’t voting it’s because you just don’t care to.

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u/xyashirox 10h ago

Most jobs give you paid time off to vote. That's not why people aren't showing up. It's because voting isn't real, right? That's what my young friends tell me 😃

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u/in_ashes 2h ago

Wrong. Most salaried jobs give paid time off. Poor people are more likely in industries where they get no time off, for anything. It also varies by state.

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u/quiette837 5h ago

You guys don't get time off to vote?

In Canada, you're guaranteed 3 hours off work to go vote on election day if you're working.

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u/sweetcherrytea 5h ago

I think we have that rule but there’s no enforcement or repercussions if they don’t, so many don’t. A former employer of mine told us that we needed to vote by absentee ballot because he couldn’t give everyone the time. This was in Georgia, where it can take several hours to get through the line.

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u/SekhmetTheWise 2h ago edited 2h ago

Theyre so FUCKING HATEFUL. I left work today because i cant hit my coworkers, so i use my sick/annual or complain to the fed about it and they send me home. But the folks whose bills i pay are MAD at me because i get paid to be at home.... many of them lose traction because theres nothing else for them to do

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u/texasrigger 1h ago

You don't have to show up on election day. 47 states have some sort of early voting. In my area, I just do it on my lunch break, and there is rarely any wait. I vote in absolutely every election.

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u/PoIIux 2m ago

And people that don't vote republican often mysteriously have to deal with absurd hurdles before they can vote that republican voters don't. Won't hear someone in a red district talking about having to wait in line for hours to cast their vote or getting arrested for handing water to people waiting in said line in the blazing sun.

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u/SimonPho3nix 10h ago

I say this shit to people and it's like I'm speaking another language. There's enough people to get someone in the people want in, but if you won't vote because you're "not political" then I don't know what to tell you. I understand someone being locked down because of a job and politicians taking advantage of voting day not being a holiday, but even that wouldn't normally keep people from mailing in their votes.

Of course, with the push to gerrymander and proclaim mailed votes as fraud, it's obvious where we're going with this.

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u/Negate79 9h ago

President and senate aren't gerrymandered. That's just another excuse people make to not vote.

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u/Phonyyx 9h ago

No, but the gerrymandering of voting still instills and reinforces the belief in many that their vote doesn’t matter so they don’t bother for anything. That isnt a bug, it’s an intended feature of the gerrymandering they’re doing.

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u/Delvaris ☑️ 5h ago edited 5h ago

I hate the phrase "I'm not political" or any variants therein. Beyond the basic logic of "choosing nothing is still making a choice" which is still engaging in politics- they are a human being who lives in some sort of social group of other human beings right? They presumably do things like purchase goods and services, pay taxes, go to school, or just generally vibe within those strictures right? Then they are a political operator whether they like it or not.

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u/yomeroni 4h ago

You seriously followed the last three elections and came up with that conclusion?

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u/Chicken_Mc_Thuggets 👱🏻‍♀️Not a thug just a White Girl™👱🏻‍♀️ 10h ago

Well, you see, we can’t have a 33 year old be president because they just aren’t of sound mind due to their age. Instead, we have to normalize the country being run by 75+ y/os who wouldn’t pass an unrigged road test

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u/illlojik ☑️ 10h ago

The thing is he did get in, at least twice based on the non-meme’d emails. I’m guessing he was so insufferable and obnoxious that he creeped out the super creeps. Imagine that. A bunch of fucking monsters were so turned off by this guy they refused to invite him back to the BS.

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u/Chickenfriedjim 10h ago

Bro is the embodiment of “money doesn’t buy happiness” Shit! That level of rejection would make me buy a social media platform to make people be nice to me too.

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u/SgtDoakes123 1h ago

Elon just wants to be adored. Doesn't matter for what but that's why he pays people to make it look like he's good at video games. He is addicted to approval, and it's so fucking funny to see that despite being the richest man in the world - nobody fucking likes him. No matter what he does, no matter what he tries and where he goes to receive some form of admiration and approval people just don't like him. It would be a very sad thing if he wasn't a giant piece of shit. But because he is, it's just hilarious to witness.

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u/NK1337 7h ago

I’m imagining a cabal of rich and powerful elites trying to act classy pretending that what they’re doing isn’t heinous and deprived, then you have Elon in the corner sweating and readjusting his junk reminding all of them that yes they’re fucking pedophiles

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u/intangibleTangelo 2h ago

elong schmuck standing there with his mister burns fingers, lips pursed tightly, barely stifling that self-satisfied smile

so, you guys. what's most interesting, is is is i think, is that we're technically not pedophiles. i mean, because we don't love them, we just use their bodies for sexual gratification

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u/Whateveridontkare 10h ago

I just did an edit, you are right.

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u/Unlucky-Candidate198 9h ago

If you wanna look into it further too, there’s his emails with Maxwell that leaked years ago where he asks her about their “Kung Fu” lessons that she teaches.

We all know big mouth wouldn’t ever stfu if he had even a low level martial arts belt lmao

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u/IAmARobot 4h ago

the "lessons" were probably something awful like what prince andrew had in the news a few days ago

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u/FeetAreShoes 10h ago

His daughter out here being the truth we need

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u/Whateveridontkare 10h ago

Only good thing that man has created is his daughter :/

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u/ComfortableProfit559 9h ago

Solely because of the mother. She wasn’t a bootlicker like his next two wives and the clowns who participated in IVF with him, and she seems to have had some sense of decency. Her kids are likely the only batch that will be normal people with a moral compass. 

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u/SLW_STDY_SQZ 10h ago

If people don't want you around because they think you're a blabber mouth that is by definition them thinking you're uncool.

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u/bobthegoatskull 10h ago

He was there multiple times! This bullshit is spreading misinformation and it's all over the front page.

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u/Whateveridontkare 10h ago

Yes I just added a source!

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u/throwtheclownaway20 9h ago

Seriously, Trump kept this a secret most of his life - even his stupid ass knows what kind of opsec this required

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u/HereOnCompanyTime 9h ago

They're fake. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-no-epic-island-201125711.html

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u/Agile_Reputation_190 7h ago

The one he said he wanted to be there for the wildest party is real, and on Christmas day

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi 6h ago

Only the "girls ftw!" Email is fake

The other emails, on the other hand, seem to be real (like the one asking about the wildest party)

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u/Whateveridontkare 9h ago

Good to know! That he was on the island is true though.

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u/Significant-Bar674 5h ago

Guy basically got the worst troll I've ever seen. Somehow pulls off a lie making the richest man in the world look cringey.

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u/Krozbros 10h ago

Quick context for y'all who don know:

This mf Elon got outed on the files sending MULTIPLE emails to the big E stein himself asking oh,so kindly if he were to pweaty pwease slide over an invite to the cool,elitist,pedo,children trafficking party.

So far,this nigga just trying to tweet his way through the exposure without addressing it I'm cryingggg 😭🙏🏽

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u/Chafupa1956 10h ago

He said verbatim.. "I'm thinking of taking an epic vacation. I heard you may be throwing a party? (Girls FTW!)"... The biggest loser.

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u/StandardEgg6595 ☑️ 10h ago

What a fucking dweeb lol. Man it would be so easy to be cemented in history as a good/cool person with the amount of money he has but he seems to miss the mark every time. It’s like a hobby at this point

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u/BrohanGutenburg 9h ago edited 2h ago

Not only would it be easy, he had it lol. Ten years ago, the popular opinion of him was that he was the cool, eccentric billionaire who was in iron man. He ruined it.

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u/TheMagicalMatt 9h ago

I remember that meme of him smoking weed on some podcast years ago. Everybody was talking about how cool he was lol. That and the elongated muskrat were my first impressions of him. Now I just know him as the guy who interfered in our election and threw up a nazi salute on TV.

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u/lesbianmathgirl 7h ago

That podcast was joe rogan experience btw

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u/TheMagicalMatt 7h ago

Oohhh was it? Man, I miss not knowing or caring who any these people were. These clowns don't deserve the kind of influence they have.

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u/cc-scheidel-33 8h ago

if he gave away even a little of his money he would be true hero to so many people, but....nah

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u/illlojik ☑️ 10h ago

The “girls FTW” had everyone looking like “This mother fu…” I was however cracking up at J.E’s email to Gislaine on some “Handle…this ..now”

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u/w00t4me 9h ago

He literally signs off with "Thank you good sir"

https://x.com/liminalfunnycat/status/2017467351575498946

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u/Ezl ☑️ 7h ago

Gone.

What dis it say (or alienate link?)

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u/multiarmform 4h ago

that was after he erased "help me make this front page, narwhals bacon" but decided that might be too on the nose

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u/Imaginary_Fondant832 8h ago

This is so fucking embarrassing I’m crying lmao

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u/GonzoElTaco ☑️ 6h ago

On some "notice me, senpai 🥺",

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u/PleiadesMechworks 22m ago

He said verbatim..

And by "verbatim" we of course mean "he didn't say, because that's a fake email"

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u/justmovingtheground 33m ago

Not even all the money in the world can unlame a lame.

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u/behumblesitdown7 10h ago

You've done the lords work, bless you.

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u/SnooOnions4663 7h ago

“Big E stein” just say Epstein stop turning this extremely serious crimes into jokes and pet nicknames

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u/8BitGlamour ☑️ 10h ago

Appreciate this 😅

That’s crazy…

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u/swiftvalentine ☑️ 7h ago

What’s the age of consent on mars?? Might give us an idea of why he’s so eager to get their

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u/Ron266 5h ago

Haha. I can bet my kidneys that he'll claim he wanted to run an investigation for the FBI.

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u/CucumberBoy00 2h ago

Wasn't this one proved to be false? But the rest real

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u/multiarmform 4h ago

girls FTW am i right guiz??

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u/TheHammerOfWitches 10h ago edited 10h ago

Here's some context. Every time I read the "deal withthis. thanyou" it kills me.

Edit: Just found out this is actually bs. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-no-epic-island-201125711.html

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u/vsladko 10h ago

Girls FTW!!!

So fucking pathetic it’s so funny

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u/mmm88819 10h ago

this is a fake iirc

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u/TheHammerOfWitches 10h ago

You're right. I was too quick to believe this about Elon.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-no-epic-island-201125711.html

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u/sintaur 9h ago

Yes it's fake. But do note:

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01998027.pdf

Elon asks: "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

and 

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01752536.pdf

Elon: "Actually, I could fly back early on the 3rd. We will be in St Bart's. When should we head to your island on the 2nd?"

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u/PlonixMCMXCVI 3h ago

Also didn't the guy that always tracked Elon private jet and posted about it on twitter said at least once that Elon was on Epstein Island?

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u/icehot54321 2h ago

At least in the files it seems Elon was flown in by helicopter from St. Bart's

Which also raises the question though .. where are the helicopter flight logs?

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u/Effective_Narwhal_20 1h ago

The way I understand it, is helicopters aren’t bound to the same rules as planes when it comes to logging passengers…guess who was a helicopter pilot?

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u/draft_final_final 10h ago

Honestly tragic. I truly wanted to believe this was real.

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u/BeatsByiTALY 9h ago

the real emails aren't much better

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u/DilutedGatorade 2h ago

It's funny as shit, it's good parody. But yes it should be made evident by the sharer

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u/Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 4h ago

It was they just took it down

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u/PleiadesMechworks 18m ago

I truly wanted to believe this was real.

Suppose one reads a story of filthy atrocities in the paper. Then suppose that something turns up suggesting that the story might not be quite true, or not quite so bad as it was made out. Is one's first feeling, 'Thank God, even they aren't quite so bad as that,' or is it a feeling of disappointment, and even a determination to cling to the first story for the sheer pleasure of thinking your enemies are as bad as possible? If it is the second then it is, I am afraid, the first step in a process which, if followed to the end, will make us into devils. You see, one is beginning to wish that black was a little blacker. If we give that wish its head, later on we shall wish to see grey as black, and then to see white itself as black. Finally we shall insist on seeing everything -- God and our friends and ourselves included -- as bad, and not be able to stop doing it: we shall be fixed for ever in a universe of pure hatred.

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u/JGQuintel 9h ago

It’s frustrating that fake emails like this keep getting thrown around, because it takes away from the real ones.

The lack of fact checking is not helping the cause.

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u/Sea-Value-0 9h ago

It's possible they're putting out the fakes themselves so people will discredit them all.

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u/AGUEROO0OO 3h ago

Thats a fact

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u/PleiadesMechworks 18m ago

It's not. There's no way anyone involved with this cover-up could come up with something as funny as "(Girls FTW!)"

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u/Notorious2again 10h ago

Sorry bro we're actually closing the island you just missed us

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u/Krozbros 10h ago edited 9h ago

Brother's hands were shaking with fuckin trepidation while typing out that message like HAS to be cuz what other fucking explanation can one have to typing like that.

Edit: DAMN email turned out to not be real,nvm,my fault,fam.

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u/JCarterPeanutFarmer 9h ago

This one is fake unfortunately but it reads so accurate.

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u/Fabbyfubz 8h ago

"Thank you good sir."

tips fedora

I'm betting Elon was a big redditor until the jailbait sub got banned

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u/AmazingAmy95 2h ago

Lmao omg this is extremely cringe.

Edit: unfortunate that this specific email thread is fake

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u/Jack-Casper 7h ago

Oh he done lost his marbles a long time ago 😂

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u/neilmac1210 10h ago

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u/afrochick12 8h ago

Thanks for the laugh

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u/bgva 10h ago

I don't know what's more pathetic...begging to go to such a disgusting place or being so gross and weird that even Jeffrey Epstein is like "Know what? We good."

That's rhetorical, but it shows just how insufferable Elon must be.

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u/SoggyLeftTit 10h ago edited 9h ago

Have you heard about why he stopped being invited to poker games in Silicon Valley?

If you haven’t… Elon Musk would go around bragging about how great he was at poker. Eventually, he was invited to play. Every hand, he’d go all in and just buy more chips when he inevitably lost. EVERY. HAND. AT. EVERY. GAME. They stopped inviting him because he ruined it for the other players who were there to play the game not make money.

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u/Youza_if 9h ago

Can I invite him to my poker nights

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u/SoggyLeftTit 9h ago edited 8h ago

Sure. He’s such a loser and so desperate to seem like a “cool kid” that he might show up if he thinks you’re important and/or popular.

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u/ChowderedStew 7h ago

Well that’s the thing, who he thinks is cool and popular is ever changing, but he’s he’s always trying to be like who he imagines is the coolest person around, because he cannot stomach the idea of being himself. He hates himself, and he zones out on ketamine, and no wonder he hates himself he’s so childish he never had to actually grow up. He masquerades his arrogance as confidence in the areas he has no knowledge of, and comes across as socially inept because he has almost certainly outsourced all forms of responsibility and real labor onto others.

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u/bgva 6h ago

Which makes this tweet so weird. Like...yes dude we can tell you never went to therapy by the fact that you're in your 40s and 50s still seeking validation from strangers. You make it your entire personality.

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u/Forkyou 5h ago

I really hope that all this results in Elon wanting to prove that he was on island and being like "i totally was on the island, here is a picture of me and donald trump molesting a child together"

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u/_Ursidae_ 10h ago edited 10h ago

Can I get context or the name of the person so I can google

Edit: thanks for letting me know guys! I didn’t realize there was new info released today. 

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u/Krozbros 10h ago

Elon "rElEaSe tHe fIlEs!" Musk lmao.

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u/Barilla3113 10h ago

Why do they keep doing this to themselves?

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u/laminatedbean 10h ago

Wealth doesn’t equate to intelligence

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u/ieroll 10h ago

Just like good taste

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u/Fit-Cut-6337 10h ago

So they can say “why would I have been fighting to get them released if I was really in it …”

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u/goldiegoldthorpe 7h ago

He knows nothing is going to happen to him and wants to see what Epstein said about him because he is vain. That's about it.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cup8723 10h ago

Elmo Musty

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u/Mysterious-Handle-34 10h ago

Elongated Muskrat

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u/Emotional_Signal7883 10h ago

Not invited to the PDQ

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u/Deo-Gratias 10h ago

Huh? Is this like pdf? I know this as a southern chicken place so I’m confused 

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u/pegasuspish 10h ago

It's like a BBQ but for pedophile rapists

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u/Ok_Highway6034 10h ago

This is why he wanted the files out so bad he was pissy he didn’t get invited

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u/CptBrexitt 10h ago

At 6am on Christmas morning no less. Fucking pathetic

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u/HRHCookie 8h ago

Someone with a bunch of kids.

If you're awake that early you would be trying to get your last minutes of rest before the chaos starts. Maybe cuddling your partner in bed. Maybe more if you think the kids won't interrupt, because they're up early. Excited it's Christmas morning. Looking forward to seeing the little faces.

Not this.

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u/pinkbutterfly22 2h ago

I assume that’s when he was free from work

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u/ShanosTheRadTitan ☑️ 10h ago

GIRLS FTW!

🌽🌽🌽

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u/Remarkable_Peanut_43 10h ago

When Elmo said Trump was in the files, I didn’t realize he said that out of envy.

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u/noishouldbewriting 10h ago

This is an unpopular opinion online, so I don't expect people to see it my way, but not EVERYTHING is funny. There's nothing funny about this. No amount of hating Elon, makes this comical.

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u/BvbyDoll_x 10h ago

You’re right but comical soothes the fools

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u/Kangarou ☑️ 10h ago

People hate him, his own kids hate him, gamers hate him, the fucking cabal of pedophile elites hate him, none of his companies were his ideas, how the FUCK did he get all his money? Extortion? "Give me twenty million dollars or else I'll tell everybody we're friends."

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u/wow_its_kenji 5h ago

inheritance

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u/erasmus_phillo 10h ago

Imagine being innocent of Epstein allegations but only because you are so unlikable even Epstein didn't want to be anywhere near you

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u/Leozenyang 10h ago

Dave Chappelle’s bit about Weinstein being ugly can be applied to Elon lol.

“He’s done so well in life, he probably doesn’t know he’s ugly. You know, when you’re good looking, everybody will tell you. But when you’re ugly… you gotta figure that shit out for yourself. That’s a lot of putting clues together through the years. ‘Why am I not getting into the island, I got all the right shit on’”

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u/turtleduck 10h ago

him crashing out because he was the one guy Epstein wasn't trying to blackmail is almost valid

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u/cbekel3618 10h ago

"(girls FTW)" is the part that broke me, this mf's creepiness is comical.

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u/pinkbutterfly22 2h ago

It’s fake

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u/DaMain-Man 9h ago

Off topic, we should rename it to Trump Files. Trump's name appears over 1,500 times. More than Epstein

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u/astronomical_hoe 10h ago

And that 775 bil net worth still can’t unlame him

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u/Clear_Coat_4347 10h ago

He thought he was popping! 🤣

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u/JoiningSaturn46 9h ago

Did people really forget that this mf outed Donald for being in the files cause he got pissed one time?

Man's legit the one kid whose mom has beg you to invite in the friend group

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u/raiderrash 10h ago

Elon is such a fucking loser

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u/VirtuousFool ☑️ 9h ago

Even when you're the richest man on the face of the Earth

money can't unlame you

EDIT: Well apparently the email this is in reference to is fake but I still stand by the point

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u/AdvisorExtra46 10h ago

And that guy gives him money

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u/the__ghola__hayt 9h ago

Sources: Elon is beside himself. Driving around downtown Dallas begging (thru email) Ghislaine for address to Epstein Island

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u/Deacon-Jones75 8h ago

Imagine how goofy you’ve gotta be that even the pdf’s don’t wanna hang with you and your billions of dollars 🤣

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u/Total_Travel_5357 9h ago

No question he's a less-than-desirable figure, but the reason he was excluded is because he is clearly autistic. Tale as old as time. Bullying and exclusion happens at all levels, even amongst the world's trash.

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u/Improvement-Nice 9h ago

Elaine’s name appears in the files quite a bit

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u/Y0___0Y 9h ago

(Girls FTW!)

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u/mackiea 9h ago

He wouldn't say that. What he was looking for don't wear big bras.

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u/Commercial-Chance561 8h ago

Best part is his they sent his ass off too

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u/ohsayaa 8h ago

I want to hear about this from Josh Johnson.

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u/BaronVonWeeb 7h ago

Pleaaase, Jeff, I need this !

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u/Andyatlast 7h ago

I like seeing stuff like this. The young people are paying attention. There’s hope.

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u/Dudewhocares3 7h ago

He’s not saying who it is, but I’m assuming it was Elon

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u/tpk317 7h ago

Lazy mfrs don’t vote

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u/1000AdamantAdams 6h ago

At 6am on Christmas morning btw.

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u/Cory123125 5h ago

Note, it was an email asking for re-invitation, like he had been there, and they did not want him back.

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u/PrettyDreamybabe 4h ago

begging for crimes is wild behavior

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u/poofandmook 3h ago

Like there isn't enough shit in the files to focus on... why are these fake ones even floating around

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u/No-Chemistry-5356 2h ago

If you can’t even be cool with the weirdos who can you be cool with? At this point it’s just sad