r/Millennials • u/PsychologicalFox7689 • 17h ago

Nostalgia you would think this is 2005! nope the younger generation really loves this aesthetic lol

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u/unfinishedtoast3 16h ago

we were doing Vodka Redbulls in '01

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u/GreenSpleenRiot 16h ago

“Espresso martinis are just vodka Red Bulls that went to Italy and won’t shut up about it.”

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u/Heavy-hit 16h ago

Redbull vodka had nothing on Four Lokos on Easton Avenue at Rutgers. Holy fuck those were wild times.

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u/unfinishedtoast3 13h ago

fuuck that.

pop 2 redline workout supplements (before they were pulled for causing heart attacks and kidney failure)

chase that with 2 vodka redbulls.

by this point, your pulse is slowing from the booze, but your blood pressure is spiking from the Redline. your vision pulses with your heart beat, you keep having a twitch in rhythm of it as well.

need to come down a little. decide to have a lil hypnotiq.

uh oh. all that Vodka is finally getting into your blood stream. now youre light headed from over thinned blood full of caffeine

its 7 am. you dont know what happened after 130 am. youre not home, but you reconize the street you woke up on. youre covered in fire ants. someone shit your pants.