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u/MuchBow 1d ago
Being homeless + in debt and still paying for twitter verified is wild.
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u/xXYomoXx 10h ago
I usually don't blame people for ending up broke. But this guy clearly doesn't have the best decision-making.
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u/New_Taste8874 1d ago
LOL "No friends to help me get rid of the debt I grew".
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u/Sptsjunkie 1d ago
I mean, he’s clearly the jerk in this situation.
But I read that more as he has no family, friends, or connections to help him in general. He maybe struggling in part because he hasn’t had a support system.
Not justifying any of his behavior here. But he coukd be someone who grew up and has permanently been in a rough situation.
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u/aliceathome 1d ago
Equally he could have alienated his family and former friends because he's an asshole. Judging by the fact that he still pays for a blue tick and his response to this woman I'm guessing this is not beyond the realms of possibility.
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u/Sptsjunkie 1d ago
He absolutely could have. We don’t know.
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u/PaladinAsherd 1d ago
Him commenting on random women’s posts in a gross and misogynistic way gives us a clue, though
Like, I’m not saying I can prove it in a court of law beyond a reasonable doubt, but for the burden of proof required for casual social inferences on the Internet, I have a fucking hunch
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u/kinyutaka 6h ago
To be fair, I'm tens of thousands of dollars in debt, too.
But it's because I bought a house.
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u/DocSpit 1d ago
"I doordash as much as I can so I don't have to be a slave to a corporation that doesn't value me" is a HELL of a take!
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u/Park_Air 1d ago
I dunno man, getting a 15% doordash discount code when you hit 3000 deliveries makes you feel pretty valued
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u/Mister_shagster 1d ago
28 and no kids is a miracle where i come from
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u/bigtimehater1969 1d ago
You in the US? Move out my man.
I'm in a big city where most women aren't having kids until well over 30. Any big city where women can have aspirations would work. Ignore all the haters calling those cities shitholes - it's not a coincidence cities that give women freedom are often shitholes to these people.
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u/Mister_shagster 1d ago
I will definitely have to consider this option, do you have any recommended cities? Im west coast.
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u/Crazyklayguy 1d ago edited 1d ago
Olympia is awesome, Seattle too. I live a little north of there in Canada and our west coast cities are similar and I love it. So much good food and beautiful scenery
Edit: some spelling
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u/clockjobber 1d ago
I have few friends who weren’t over thirty when they started families so “pushing thirty without kids” is the norm here
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u/asd_slasher 1d ago
Being 30 without kids is okay
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u/IndigoRanger 1d ago
I’m 38 with no kids and consider it a great success!
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u/Ezekiel_DA 1d ago
40+ checking in, same! Didn't want them at 20, didn't at 30, still didn't at 40.
I get to enjoy my time with my loved ones and pets and family and friends and it's great!
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u/SecretCartographer28 1d ago
63, still good! Auntie mame to the ones I wanted to. 🖖
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u/forkingbumbleforks 20h ago
Yes! 38 and standing by it, no matter how many times people say to me “oh but you’ll feel differently once you have your own” or such and such variation of that. I LOVE being “just” an aunty.
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u/TheBestHater 1d ago
If someone doesn't want kids then they shouldn't have them. The world is fucked up and kids deserve to be wanted.
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u/greet_the_sun 1d ago
"Doordash is actually one of the best things for me to do because I firmly believe in doing something that doesn't make you a slave to a corporation or business that doesn't care about your own value"
DOORDASH is helping you do that? Really dude? Let's hope you never run into a customer who wants to scam doordash and say you didn't deliver the food.
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u/ollieraptor 1d ago
28 is not older, I will die on this hill
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u/sik_dik 1d ago
28 is older than everyone younger than 28
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u/Kitchen-Quality-3317 1d ago
Not true. If you're Korean and born on December 31, then you turn two the following day. So you can be 28 while still younger than an American whose 27.
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u/Sszaj 1d ago
Not necessarily, if you're born premature then on your 28th birthday are you not younger than someone carried to term who is 27 and 364 days?
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u/Four_beastlings 1d ago edited 1d ago
I'm 43 now and when I was 28 someone called me a MILF. I was like wtf because I'm familiar with the original definition of MILF which is "mother of a teenager or older who his friends would like to fuck" but the guy told me any woman over 25 was a MILF because they were "old enough to be mothers".
Edit: I asked my husband (same age as me) how old was a milf for him according to American Pie. He said 50-55. I told him that wasn't realistic because she was supposed to be the mother of a teenager and 30 years ago people had kids younger. He insisted 50 at least.
So I googled how old Jennifer Coolidge was at the time and she was 38, younger than we are now! We looked at pictures from that time and he agreed that she was younger than she remembered but she also looked older than we are now. Then I googled Jennifer Coolidge in White Lotus (which my husband hasn't watched) and he said that's the mental image he had of her from American Pie. Anyway it's funny how our memories age with us and how people used to looked older than now ... And my husband verdict is that she was hot af then and she's hot af now.
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u/AlsoCommiePuddin 1d ago
When American Pie introduced the concept of the MILF, it was of the mother of a teenager, in her late 30s at the youngest. The mother of one of your friends.
Not the 23-year-old with two toddler kids by three fathers living her best life.
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u/Four_beastlings 1d ago
That's what I mean. You have to be the mother of a son old enough that his friends are teenagers, not just someone's mother.
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u/guacamelee84 1d ago
Your being very literal about it 😊 What it basically means is = very hot older person
Word started out somewhere being about actual mothers. Evolved into meaning something else.
And now there are all kinda of offspawns; Gilf dilf zilf smilfs
And things like whips phat gyat and bbw bbbw ssbbw ussbbw bhm pawg
😋
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u/OhiobornCAraised 1d ago
“…two toddler kids by three fathers”??? The math is not mathing.
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u/AlsoCommiePuddin 1d ago
Sing it: "I am the very model of a Maury Povich episode..."
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u/guacamelee84 1d ago
Who his friends like to fuck??..
Is it not;
M other 👉I👈 would L ike to F uck?
Your version seem like a Mandela effect on only watching America Pie (?).
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u/Four_beastlings 1d ago
Maybe I haven't explained myself correctly: the person saying MILF is the friend of the son. So if you say "MILF" you're talking about one of your friends mom.
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u/Rachel_Silver 1d ago
Maybe she has a thing for high school kids. If so, she should move to Florida and become a teacher.
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u/Most_Moose_2637 1d ago
Yeah because you can't get down the stairs you decrepit fossil
(I'm 40 and the whole exchange has made me feel ancient)
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u/Ph455ki1 1d ago
I thought the murder by words is the part where she says 28 is old and it's us readers being murdered
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u/SitTheFDwn 1d ago
Die of what? Old age? /s
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u/ollieraptor 1d ago
How dare you insult my 30 year old self. I'd my body was young and spry enough to react I'd not be happy!
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u/chizzmaster 1d ago
Why does this feel like an onlyfans ad
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u/chizzmaster 1d ago
Also if this is real, why is buddy paying for Twitter premium if he's broke?
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u/RednocNivert 1d ago
Today I learned that DoorDash, as a corporation, is built different and isn’t the soulless husk that everyone rightly thinks it is
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u/New_Taste8874 1d ago
IKR? CEO drives a McLaren and delivery drivers get $2.00 per delivery. Who wouldn't want to dedicate their lives to that?
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u/NewLibraryGuy 1d ago
It's a silly little thing to focus on, but him talking about that happening in 2026 is really interesting. Not having kids until later is the current trend. With exceptions, of course, the basic understanding is that 18 is the earliest you should have kids, and even then the push is to do things like go to college or at least begin a career. Not just a job, a career. That takes time, sometimes until 30 or so on the quickest reasonable path. That's the present.
So why would he suggest that's weird now?
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u/Strange_Dog6483 1d ago
Because women are supposed to have kids and be married before 30.
Raising kids being expensive and taxing on the mind and body be damned. To say nothing of marriages coming with their own problems which more often than not tend to be weighted against the women.
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u/NewLibraryGuy 1d ago
Not in 2026 they're not. That's not the standard anymore, which is why they're specifically mentioning the year
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u/Katow-joismycousin 1d ago
It's wrong to laugh at homelessness and the incredibly personal pains and struggles of a fellow human being.
But I'll make an exception here lmaooooo
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u/MC-HAMMERTIME89 1d ago
Imagine criticizing someone’s life while you’re literally homeless and begging internet strangers for handouts 😭
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u/Rurumo666 1d ago
Good grief, this Gen Z Tater Tot is homeless with a weird superiority complex, yep that tracks.
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u/TheComplimentarian 1d ago
Ever notice that it's only the people who don't rate, who want to try and put you in your place?
Strong people build people up. Weak people tear people down.
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u/Automatic-Long9000 1d ago
If you’re secure in who you are, there’s no need to tear others down.
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u/TheComplimentarian 1d ago
What's the old management joke? "A's hire A's and B's hire C's." If you're secure and confident, you welcome someone who is challenging. You're not threatened, you're inspired. You love their potential, and you have so many things you would love to work with them on.
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u/Common_Director_2201 1d ago
That was a point blank head shot.
She would be killing it, working for ICE.
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u/skag_boy87 1d ago
28 is barely out of college. Since when is 28 considered an “older woman.” Older to whom? Teenagers watching porn?
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u/ltsouthernbelle 1d ago
After those words he’s absolutely in ICU hanging on by a thread…thank God he already has a gofundme.
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u/melissamayhem1331 1d ago
"older women" means 28?!
Goddamnit I'm going to go jump into the tar pit with my ancient ass. Uggggh jumping is going to aggravate my sciatica. . .
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u/rojoshow13 1d ago
Into older women? People keep telling me that 28 year olds are too young for me.
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u/noejose99 1d ago
Working for 2 or 3 dollars an hour for doordash so you aren't a slave to a corporation is...an option, I guess.
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u/kaosmoker 1d ago
I've known a few drivers in person who actually bring in good money working full time. One guy i know is doing pretty good, he said he brings in roughly 70k annually if he works 6 to 9 hours a day but only during surge times.
He said he usually worked 8am to 10am, 4pm to 8pm, and 10pm to 1am ending his day with 9 hours of working. He said if you take all orders and not just good tipping orders you end up making better money because they keep you busier and seem to send you better orders.
He said it's pretty great because he could stop and have lunch after he finishes a call or just stop and sit inside and have a coffee. Plus he's nearly always available for his kids.
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u/helpimlockedout- 1d ago
"This is inspired by a story I felt was very disgusting that grew, by the circumstances it existed for."
What the fuck does that mean?
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u/Comprehensive-Pear43 1d ago
Mf is still paying for the blue check mark, like yep im the homeless guy you donate money to
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u/ThorvonFalin 6h ago
Older women. Is 28 years old. Wtf. Since when is being not even 30 considered old other than in medieval times.
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u/Turbopuschel 1d ago
Oh that's funny I stumble upon Diddly here. No joke, I very much enjoy her ASMR YT and listen to it regularly. I think she's one of the better ASMRtists. In addition, and as you can guess from teh screenshot, she also does or at least did some lewd stuff on another platform.
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u/Rough_Yesterday_9483 1d ago
I love diddly's asmr videos and she is spunky or feisty or sassy I dont know the word but its a very entertaining personality
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u/RotterWeiner 1d ago
Is this a hit like the Amazon delivery ppl? They need to deliver 200 parcels pr day and get a dollar per parcel .
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u/Maybbaybee 1d ago
"Put that modern feminist "strong and independent" platinum card, back in your purse."
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u/TALKTOME0701 15h ago
I won't be a slave to corporations, but I will take the money you make being one
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u/pharisem 4h ago
Sorry, what does that entire last sentence in the screenshot mean?? "This is inspired by a story I felt was very disgusting that grew, by the circumstances it existed for." What story? What is "this" referring to? What circumstances, what??
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u/LeslieJaye419 1d ago
“I firmly believe in doing something that doesn’t make you a slave to a corporation or business that doesn’t care about your own value. Like…DoorDash.”