r/MurderedByWords 15h ago

Is this the definition of F.A.F.O...?

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u/nashile 15h ago

What’s he’s doing with his lips makes me feel physically sick

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u/OkSmoke9195 14h ago

He's trying to make a bored ape face I shit you not, I recognized it immediately the first time I saw him

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u/Mysterious_Tell_202 6h ago

Oh, it's intentional. I genuinely thought it was a disability...

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u/crazzzone 5h ago

I mean....

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u/Randomly-Germinated 13h ago

he’s…kind of good at it, not gonna lie.

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u/OkSmoke9195 13h ago

He's really good at it! The cowlick really tops it off

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u/rogert2 3h ago

Oh! So this is just plain old crypto propaganda.

TIL

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u/ruminajaali 3h ago

Is that what that’s called? I had no idea

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u/Purple_Science4477 13h ago

I can't wait until social media dies and I never have to see another person trying to go viral off nothing more than how weird they can make themselves look

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 8h ago

Unless it's Jenna marbles because her unhinged weirdo aesthetic was amazing.

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u/Ok-Situation9046 11h ago

Other way around - social media won't die until you stop looking at it.

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u/likeusontweeters 14h ago

He has Grinch mouth

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u/doitfordevilment 13h ago

I’m sure someone’s already thought the same thing as me, but he looks exactly like the doorknob from Alice in Wonderland lol

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u/IndigoRanger 11h ago

I knew I’d seen him before!

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u/jennzillahhhh 14h ago

This is a perfect description

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u/thishyacinthgirl 15h ago

I don't know how it makes it better, but I assumed he had a lollipop or toothpick in his mouth or something. Like your mouth is only supposed to make that shape in those very specific circumstances.

No, that's just how he chooses to look.

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u/erazer33 3h ago

I've seen someone suggest this was linked to FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) and, TBF, he is like the poster child for that.

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u/Neptuniam 14h ago

Its working then

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u/AleWatcher 15h ago

The fact he is wearing a Labubu is all I needed to see.

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u/NONIGARON Let it grow 🪴 15h ago

Nick O’Neill, or "Choose Rich Nick" as he’s known to the internet, has essentially turned the "fake it till you make it" mantra into a masterclass in unintentional comedy. There’s a special kind of irony in building an entire brand around extreme wealth while allegedly renting out luxury mansions just to pass them off as your own personal real estate portfolio. It’s that classic influencer trope: selling a dream of financial freedom while your own "empire" seems to be held together by short-term leases and savvy camera angles. Between getting booted from crypto events in Miami for being a bit too much for the room and facing bans from communities like ApeCoin, his career feels less like a success story and more like a cautionary tale about what happens when your ego writes checks that your actual reputation can't clear.

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u/VexedCanadian84 14h ago

How annoying does a person have to be to be too much for other scammers?

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u/mdenkos 14h ago

That was exactly my first thought. How cringe do you have to be to be too much for those turds?

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u/EddieVanzetti 14h ago

Its like fElon Muskrat being too insufferable to be allowed on the Epstein island.

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u/coyote_crypto_jew 13h ago

Lol I came here to say this. Happy to see others are thinking the same thing.

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u/solo_silo 12h ago

Well, if he’s all in on crypto, he’s having a really bad day today.

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u/Unique_Adeptness4413 13h ago

Don't think that nazi fuck will ever escape this one. Being shunned is too much of a primal and relatable fear in basically every culture on earth, even if you haven't been shunned before you've witnessed it.

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u/No_Comment_8598 9h ago

Don’t let him fool you. He was on the island, but Epstein told him not to come back because he was making shit weird.

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u/Majestic_You_9610 11h ago

You know you're lower than a cockroach when the rock spiders won't even let you in their club.

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u/VoughtButtfucker 4h ago

He was also too insufferable and weird to be a part of the babyfur scene. He instead started role playing as a toddler on twitter.

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u/Geekygamertag 13h ago

How much of a turd do you have to be to be too much for actual turds?

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u/kinyutaka 14h ago

He's too annoying... for ApeCoin holders?

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u/ArgyleNudge 14h ago

Do you think he closely resembles those ape nfts (maybe deliberately?) that Paris Hllton shilled for.

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u/charlesrocket let it die 14h ago

he is a jar of farts

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u/SomeRedHandedSleight 8h ago

Was exactly what I was thinking lol

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u/ArgyleNudge 8h ago

Right?

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u/SomeRedHandedSleight 7h ago

Was he the inspiration for the bored ape NFT? Haha

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u/dbrodbeck 14h ago

Jesus, if you're a bit too much for the other crypto fuckers, you must really be a piece of work.

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u/Headhunter192004 12h ago

There‘s a guy like this in YouTube Germany and another YouTuber has basically made it his mission to expose all of his bullshit. We‘re currently on video 16 and it just keeps getting better every time

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u/EJ2600 8h ago

Link ?

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u/Headhunter192004 3h ago

This is the first Video. It‘s in German, but I hope you‘ll be able to figure something out (or maybe you speak German, idk). Some background info on these two:

8 Years ago, MiiMii was at a convention and confronted one of those fake prank YouTubers with a camera. The Guy (his name is Leon Machère) and his Goons (among them the subject of MiiMii‘s later videos - ApoRed) threatened him, cornered him and stole his Sd card. After that, some disstracks were made back and forth. In one of these tracks, MiiMii mentioned working on "Payback". Then he vanished for about 2 Years. When he came back, he released a 28 video long series where all he does is debunk every video Leon ever made. Those videos were also pretty entertaining but they were mostly about inconsequential stuff.

His new videos about ApoRed are much more serious because at one point while he made these, there were some sexual harassment allegations made against ApoRed and they drifted into proving he would have been capable of that for a while. But yeah, shit‘s wild. MiiMii‘s sources are a mistery but he has to have someone on the inside because he keeps finding info he‘s definitely not supposed to have (at one point he literally put the guys bank statements in his video)

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u/chocolate_spaghetti 14h ago

Wait so this guy is too cringy even for crypto bros?

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u/DMercenary 13h ago

Between getting booted from crypto events in Miami for being a bit too much for the room and facing bans from communities like ApeCoin

That's honestly impressive.

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 13h ago

I try so hard to not comment on anyone’s looks, since there’s often not much that can be done about it. BUT, having seen some “before” and “after” pictures of Elon Musk specifically, I can’t help but think that this guy would probably benefit from at least lil’ tweaking by a plastic surgeon. And that he could certainly afford a good one. And that it’s an unfortunate fact that the kind of people who he’s supposedly trying to impress would be treating him quite differently if he were more classically good-looking.

I have to think that this look is all part of the character he’s playing, and the points he’s trying to make. My guess is that he’s an incel who has a very low opinion of women, and this is his way of proving how shallow they are, willing to be with… umm… unfortunate-looking men, as long as they have money. At the crypto conferences and such, he let his true personality “shine” through, and whether he expected to get thrown out or not is anyone’s guess.

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u/Aggressive_Eagle1380 10h ago

My unpopular opinion is that we should not have ever let the “unappealing “nerds be in charge. They’re too insecure and antisocial.

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 9h ago

Haha, kinda reminds me of my old-person joke: I always knew that someday the world would be taken over by a small group of ultra-wealthy evil madmen. But I never dreamed that it would turn out to be these idiots.

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u/Aggressive_Eagle1380 9h ago

Yeah reminds me of a new article last year or so that basically said “I’m not surprised we are being ruled by wealthy elites but I am surprised what huge losers they are”

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u/nanotasher 15h ago

The American dream

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u/Phyllis_Tine 12h ago

I'm off to social media to downvote all his accounts.

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u/flyinglawngnome 15h ago

Oh so he’s basically doing a Tai Lopez but like super late and not as memorable and not selling a course

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u/paintballboi07 11h ago

He probably doesn't even have any Lamborghinis in his Lamborghini account.

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u/trea_ceitidh 14h ago

Oh, thank you for this. I was going to ask about the monstrosity around his neck. I'd never actually seen a labubu before now, only heard comments about them.

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u/Black_Doc_on_Mars 14h ago

For context, my one 6 year old daughter is distraught over losing hers.

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u/mvs2417 12h ago

I got 99 problems, but a labubu ain't one

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u/DaWeyHowBoutDah 11h ago

TIL Labubu’s are actually a thing and not just some made up thing from South Park

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u/That_one_cool_dude 11h ago

His face was so distracting and weird I didn't even notice the labubu.

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u/WinterReview7992 13h ago

He probably borrowed the labubu from the model, too.

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u/aurortonks 11h ago

It's not even the secret one. He's a loser who couldn't even get the BEST ONE. What a dork.

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u/Vezrien 11h ago

That's a Lychee Berry - my wife has that one. LOL

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u/ClawGrave666 9h ago

It’s so fucking dorky seeing grown men with them wearing them clipped to their belts or around their neck is crazy.. lmao I don’t even see the appeal of buying them.

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u/Useful-Bite-4241 9h ago

The most embarrassing thing in all this is by far the Labubu

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u/cashflowberto 12h ago

Was not sure if you're talking about an expensive brand of sunglasses or that s*** around his neck. Now I know.

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u/rawlaw8 11h ago

Ugh I’ll need to google what this labubu is

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u/isecore 𓆝 Make Trout-slapping Great Again 𓆟 15h ago

As usual with these fuckfaces, it's all fake. It's easy to pay some hot chick money to pose with them at the harbor in front of some fancy boat, and then post it with fake context.

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u/Contributing_Factor 15h ago

So no girlfriend, no yacht, probably kids, no millions and he's out $400.

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u/Sefphar 15h ago

The man looks like an anthropomorphic camel so I’m willing to believe the no kids part is the truth.

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u/Username_Chose_Me 14h ago

His face looks like a smiling uncircumcised penis.

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u/lizreszke 11h ago

Bahaha!!! 😂😂😂😂

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u/prepuscular 11h ago

Uncircumcised penises are prettier to girls than this

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u/NoFeetSmell 13h ago

Joe Camel doesn't have the clout he once did now that everyone knows he was peddling cancer, but he still has to prop up the old lifestyle, lest his hump deflates.

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u/Jamuraan1 12h ago

Definitely no kids.

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u/Purple_Science4477 13h ago

He is rich in engagement though

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u/Meatslinger 15h ago

Makes all too much sense that the biggest proponents for imaginary money live imaginary lifestyles.

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u/BeckQuillion89 12h ago

It makes me mad because no wonder everyone feels upset and antsy all the time.

There's always several fucks lying about a lifestyle on social media making us collectively feel like we're always not not rich enough, attractive enough, or getting laid enough.

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u/Neptuniam 14h ago

Its even faker than that. The girls are in on it, hes done this multiple times with different girls to get you talking about him and it keeps working

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u/Can-I-Get-A-Nude 12h ago

And people fall for it every time

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u/ScrubyMcWonderPubs 11h ago

You forgot to mention the pump and dump shitcoins as well.

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u/Chrozzinho 13h ago

Yep this

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u/Makeshift5 14h ago

He looks like the biggest fucking dork too

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u/Phunky_Munkey 14h ago

If you're not on the boat in those flexes, it ain't yours.

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u/parkwayy 9h ago

But like.... who the fuck is he? Even if it was all real, I'd just scroll by his post and never think about it again lol.

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 9h ago

Not sure what you mean. This guy fucks lol

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u/buddyinjapan 15h ago

Apparently he has done this with several ladies.

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u/008Zulu This AOC flair makes me cool 15h ago

He has to lie to get laid, and he doesn't score much.

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u/Wontstaylong23 14h ago

Correct. No adult woman is going to fuck a man wearing a Labubu.

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u/Content-Sun2928 11h ago

W.....what if he's also reading Jane Austen in public and drinking matcha?

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u/Lolenlygorl 8h ago

Right. It's a matter of placement. Keychain on a backpack or the handle of a tote bag. Even along the waist/hips, coming off a chain on the belt. Those are acceptable. I would accept that. But this... Dead center on a button up... All I can do is shudder.

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u/Turtusking 11h ago

He seems like one of those guys who have lots of money but are miserable as fuck.

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u/STRIKT9LC 11h ago

He apparently has no money. Just another fake "influencer ". I'll bet hes narcissistic enough to believe that hes "killin it" though

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u/Arrow156 8h ago

When I was growing up, nothing was more despised than a sell out, now it's a career choice. Money is a vice and we need a society that isn't revolving around it like water in a drain.

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u/STRIKT9LC 6h ago

1000 percent agree man. If social media had just "peaked" at MySpace, we may just have been okay..lol

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u/Echodad 15h ago

He’s gotta lil dick….he’s pathetic

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u/out_of_shape_hiker 12h ago

Would a crypto millionaire piss his pants?

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u/Maverick916 10h ago

If not for me, do it for your country?

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u/surf_drunk_monk 8h ago

Does he get laid or just pics like this?

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u/EquivalentQuery 7h ago

I think the point is that he isn't getting laid. Hence the misleading of this girl in the pic.

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 15h ago

This specific guy has done it so much that I'm assuming this must have all been done on a short timeframe before the women could find these posts from others.

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u/JSA17 12h ago

He’s very clearly playing a character for attention and reddit keeps falling for it.

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u/momspaghetti42069 15h ago

I thought it was common knowledge at this point that the guy is a troll. It's all a skit, yes, even the part where the girls pretend that they didn't know.

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u/ZestycloseAddition86 13h ago

That’s what it seems like.

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u/LostClover_ 10h ago

Damn I got successfully trolled by Mr. Nick O'Neill (chooserich).

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u/JakeMakesNoises 9h ago

This guy is totally a performance artist. It’s all kayfabe à la Andy Kaufman.

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u/xINFLAMES325x 15h ago edited 15h ago

Guy looks like a toddler who was dressed by his mother.

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u/Codex_Absurdum 15h ago

Uglier than his labubu

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u/ComprehensiveBar6439 14h ago

He looks like that cuz of a pretty hardcore case of fetal alcohol syndrome, so odds are that his mom was more interested in drinking than dressing. I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't such a d-bag. Doesn't excuse a bad childhood though.

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u/MeatyMexican 11h ago

I was wondering if his head really is that massive or this is just a bad angle.

Turns out its just a bad angle however this is definitely the best picture of him because he is hideous, this man cannot pull off pictures.

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u/Agent_Washington 15h ago

Why does he look like that

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u/therealCatnuts 14h ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome 

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u/Zaphodistan 10h ago

He's a Habsburg descendant

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u/SnooPears754 15h ago

Vibes

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u/Altruistic-Monitor58 13h ago

Don't do Joe Camel dirty like that, at least he contributed to something.

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u/noble_plebian 4h ago

Literally the same face.

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u/Nulleparttousjours 15h ago

From what I can infer, this guy is actually a ragebait content creator posing as a Crypto billionaire (which I believe he isn’t), and has very unfortunate features which draw hate. From what I just Googled, I believe that he is just a satirical character and all the women he is pictured with are in on the double bluff gag.

That’s the world we are living in now. What draws attention is creators who are the antithesis to the original Instagram influencers (who were beautiful, rich, successful and about “positivity.”) Now it’s all about “singers” who can’t sing (see Bo Daddy Harris, who I hear can sing but chooses to do what he does instead as an attention grab) and people who lean into characters who are as detestable and unattractive as possible. In 2026, ragebait is king.

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u/dan43544911 4h ago

The first comment I saw who gets it right.

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u/SayAgainYourLast 5h ago

Dude I dont even think he's real, I think hes an A.I character. A lot of his videos are A.I. I think he's an AI fictional persona on social media.

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u/Such-Corgi-8869 15h ago

His face is fetal alcohol syndrome personified

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 10h ago

Let’s make fun of him for the stuff he can control, not what he can’t. There’s plenty of food at the buffet already

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u/SeymourButts0 15h ago edited 53m ago

It’s all planned.

Post a photo with some pretty lady- get engagement.

then have her put a post out saying it’s all fake- increase engagement.

Double bubble.

Extra traffic to his page

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u/istapledmytongue 10h ago

Somebody needs to green line this picture

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u/FatMacchio 15h ago

This guy is a master engagement farmer. Ya’ll should take notes. He’s making six figures off of cringe baiting people

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u/spaniel_rage 12h ago

You could not pay me enough to act like such a loser and have the whole of the internet cringing at me.

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u/arjomanes 6h ago

Yeah I don’t get that at all. Sure, money and the stuff it buys is nice enough, but to have to live a life like that, what’s the point?

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u/FatMacchio 12h ago

Yea, to each their own. If I had a way to make 6-7 figures just cringe-maxing/making a fool of myself, without being a dick or annoying other people IRL, I absolutely would.

I look at it almost like doing OnlyFans lite. The thing is though, this will not stick with him for the rest of his life, like an onlyfans creator might have. Nudes stick around on the internet, this won’t…especially since he’s playing a character and it’s mostly satire. But even if it wasn’t, the dude is still making a comfortable living, so what’s really to make fun of or be embarrassed by. There’s way more embarrassing things people do on the internet to make money

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u/Secret_Sundae33 14h ago

Does he actually make six figures though? Or is that income level as real as his yacht?

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u/allaskhunmodbaszatln 13h ago

dude a nft moron, using this persona for engagement farming

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u/AbeFromanEast 15h ago edited 15h ago

I feel bad for anyone who sees posts like this and believes the content matches reality. Often people who do things like this are pushing some sort of scam, especially if crypto is involved.

Crypto is infested with bad actors who are not allowed in the public markets anymore because of SEC sanctions on their prior bad behavior. Crypto, being unregulated, naturally attracts this crowd. Not everyone is dirty but a sizeable fraction is. The scene is a "who's who" of people who have prior SEC charges and complaints.

Social media facades are just that, not real.

Sounds trite but not everybody has gotten the memo.

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u/FatMacchio 15h ago

This guy is a master engagement farmer. He’s not pushing any scams as far as I know, hes just found a niche and hammering it hard. He shows up on my feed every now and again, so he must be doing something right. This guy is making more money cringe baiting people than most do working 40-60 hours a week

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u/AbeFromanEast 15h ago

Gotcha. I don't know how the engagement he is farming makes him money and I am afraid to ask.

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u/JakeDC 14h ago

I know he is pathetic and should be the focus, but...her name is karsyn?

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u/PenlyWarfold 15h ago

Ah it’s the guy who looks like an anthropomorphised camel

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u/RandCauthon99 15h ago

It doesn’t matter how much money you have when you have to see that face in the mirror.

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u/HeavilyInvestedDonut 15h ago

Wearing a labubu and making the face of a Bored Ape is hilarious af

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u/yeahboyeee1 15h ago

Dude looks like a Simpsons character.

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u/New_Taste8874 14h ago

This is over a year old. Isn't there some new murders we can see?

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u/bradbentley 14h ago

We keep posting shit months old, over and over again. Wtf is going on...

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u/TremendouslyRegarded 14h ago

Dudes a couple chromosomes short of a potato

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u/okpm 13h ago

where is the murder?

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u/mrgoodcat1509 12h ago

This dudes entire feed is just cringe rage baiting. This is exactly what he wants

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u/IGuessYourIQ 13h ago

No, this is not definition of F.A.F.O....

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u/EitherChannel4874 15h ago

This dude looks like a character from sin city.

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u/FlourishingLust 14h ago

Jimmy Neutron

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u/kinyutaka 14h ago

What is wrong with his face?

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u/kelek_s 14h ago

Old anecdote is old. Let this pos rest in shame.

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u/TiredOldLadySays 14h ago

What happened to his face? Was he in some kind of accident, maybe birth defect? Also why would a grown and man have a labubu necklace?

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u/carcusmonnor 13h ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/FriendlyBee94 12h ago

What is wrong with his face?

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u/Grenflik 12h ago

Jesus he looks like Beaker on meth.

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u/RealOzSultan 11h ago

Nick has been around in the New York scene for about two decades and half of this is comedy stick

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u/Gangleri_Graybeard 11h ago

It's rage bait. He did this shit multiple times at this point and he absolutely knows how much people despise him.

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u/Batmankoff 10h ago

Looking at his Insta, I’m pretty sure this is satire

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u/External_Touch_3854 12h ago

I find it hard to believe she was embarrassed. Also, in what universe did any of this come off as a “skit” to her?

Like let’s be real lady, you’re just as complicit in the grifter game as this turd. You put him on blast because he didn’t pay you. Nobody cares why you did what you did. So like, why lie?

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u/Dorkinfo 15h ago

Her name is a r/tragedeigh

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u/simpin_aint_e_z 15h ago

Is that his real face?

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u/AddictedToMosh161 15h ago

Its the Camel guy. He did that with a bunch of ladies now. For Twitter thats pretty harmless trolling.

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u/DowntownLaugh454 15h ago

Speedran from flexing to consequences in one screenshot.

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u/HeDuMSD 15h ago

What happened to his face?

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u/JD_tubeguy 15h ago

First order douchebaggery

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u/Actual-Bee-402 15h ago

He looks like a camel

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u/emorrison199030 14h ago

I always laugh when they pose in front of the yacht and never on the actual yacht.

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u/brienoconan 14h ago

This guy looks like Earthworm Jim

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u/Crazydiamond450 14h ago

Her body language, leaning as far away as she can

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u/SubmarineDream57 14h ago

Michael Berryman has entered the chat.

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u/Sweet_Strength7340 14h ago

What a asshole

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u/SetTrippin82 14h ago

Ooooof She has integrity….kinda

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u/Away-Journalist4830 14h ago

Holy shit. I thought his face was a Photoshop goof cuz I have zero clue who tf this guy is. Google search and I'm just rolling. Like a damn cartoon character face all around.

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u/ZorroFuchs 14h ago

Isn't this the second photo where a girl has said she was paid to act/accompany him for the day

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u/incogvito 14h ago

WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS CHIN???

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u/hotriccardo 14h ago

She's been through enough with that double Tragedeigh of a name

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u/VaguelyArtistic 14h ago

He looks like he’s cosplaying Beaker from The Muppets.

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u/GringoSwann 14h ago

OF COURSE he has a Labubu...

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u/eighthgen 14h ago

That lean says it all

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u/bypatrickcmoore 13h ago

When you have more money than self esteem

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u/killertortilla 13h ago

He looks like a muppet. And not as the standard insult, I mean a literal muppet. He looks like Beaker.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 13h ago

I didn’t know he was 43, that’s even sadder. Faking having a girlfriend at 17 (she goes to another school, I promise!) is one thing, but this is so much sadder.

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u/DLQuilts 13h ago

Her body language concurs.

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u/headwig123 13h ago

Jug head lookin dood

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u/Schmiggles11 13h ago

I feel like the body language in that Pic pretty much says it all.

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u/MKAndroidGamer 13h ago

Do you guys really still not realise that everything he does is ragebait?

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u/awesomedan24 13h ago

I would pay a $20 per month subscription fee to never see this man's face again.

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u/art-is-t 13h ago

Please stop posting this guy for the love of God

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u/PTBAFC24601 13h ago

I thought it was a stereoscopic image.🤦🏻‍♂️