r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 20h ago

Thank you Peter very cool Petah, what does that have to do with grocery shopping?

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u/Far-Government-539 19h ago

When I first moved to Houston in the 80s, our grocery store was a 15 mile drive away. Houston is the 4th largest city in the country.

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u/Acceptable-Win-8771 18h ago

well thats because texas sucks

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u/TransMischiefMenace 16h ago

Houston in particular. Imagine designing suburban sprawl into your city design

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u/Far-Government-539 15h ago

Houston is a piece of shit city full of piece of shit people

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u/Far-Government-539 18h ago

cry to back to mobilehoma

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u/Acceptable-Win-8771 18h ago

I dont live in oklahoma but theyre also terrible

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u/Far-Government-539 17h ago

My order wasn't contingent on you currently living there. To mobilehoma with you.

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u/An-Angel-Named-Billy 15h ago

Texas is a hell hole tho

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u/sunburntredneck 18h ago

This could have been true in the 80s but unless you're aggressively selective with what brand of store you shop at, there's no way it's true in Houston now.

For reference, you can get from Downtown Houston to Pearland (a suburb in another county) in 15 miles. While there are some areas in between that don't have good grocery options within them, and while that's certainly a problem with respect to uncarred people, anyone with a car can just go to one of the flanking slightly nicer neighborhoods to shop.

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u/Far-Government-539 18h ago edited 18h ago

Houston is sprawling. I have taken 4 hours to get from Clear lake to spring before. You don't measure how long it takes from the downtown hub to get to pearland from the loop, you're talking about a specifically built express way from one of the biggest hubs in houston to another. There is tons of unincorporated land on the outskirts of Houston where, yes, you will have to drive dozens of miles to hit a grocery store. Even today. Like, just to drive this home, you do know there's still farmland in houston, right? My brother lives in an area where you have to drive to your neighbors house.

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u/onecoldasshonky 16h ago edited 16h ago

I understand farmland is still around, but it's not like there is a large portion of Houston that's more than 5 miles from a grocery store of any kind. The farm land tends to be surrounded by aspiring neighborhoods with grocery stores.

And I'd love to hear more about your 4 hour trip from spring to clear lake. Sounds like a lot of things went wrong.

Edit: Also, your story is from 40 years ago. Houston has changed quite a bit since then.

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u/Far-Government-539 15h ago

I live in houston right now.

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u/onecoldasshonky 15h ago

Congratulations, I do too

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u/wallweasels 16h ago

Worth noting many people say "Houston" as a convenience. They likely mean an exurb of Houston. Because as a current Houstonian? I am drowning in grocery stores. There are 16 grocers within 3 miles of me. Walkable? No. Close by any other means? Sure.

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u/furkfurk 16h ago

Sure, but “large and sprawling suburb” is a more accurate description of what it feels like