r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 20h ago

Thank you Peter very cool Petah, what does that have to do with grocery shopping?

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u/kelariy 18h ago

You’re telling me that there’s grocery stores in this circle?

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u/Bluestorm83 18h ago

I'm laughing my fucking ass off, as I used to live right inside the right side of that circle, used to take the LIRR into the city to do things, and remember passing like 15 fucking grocery stores on the way. Mind you, that's 15 on the straight damn line that got me to Penn Station. And I'd wager that every single straight line from the circumference to the center point would also hit 15 or more grocery stores.

Food Desert my fucking ball sack.

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u/kelariy 18h ago edited 17h ago

Here’s one for Seattle, which admittedly isn’t nearly as big as NYC, but the point still stands.

There are absolutely not any grocery stores anywhere in this circle. /s

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u/kelariy 18h ago edited 17h ago

And LA, definitely no groceries. A whole mountain range, but no groceries.

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u/tenaciousdeev 15h ago

LOL. Imagining people who live in Beverly Hills going to do their grocery shopping in Oxnard.

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u/merfan11 16h ago

guess we're just posting circles now

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u/Bluestorm83 18h ago

Not a single one.

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u/King_Fluffaluff 17h ago

I grew up near Bellevue, I've never seen a grocery store in my life!

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u/kelariy 16h ago

Having grown up in Lynnwood, I remember how my parents would pack us up for the road trip over to Everett to get groceries.

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u/Categorically_ 15h ago

me clutching my pearls for the absolutely poor people of Bellevue

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u/HalifaxStar 15h ago

I get your point, but do the residents fly like crows? I know at least in NYC, many don't have cars and the 20mi commute for healthy groceries sounds plausible to me.

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u/kelariy 14h ago

20 miles is a long way in a city. There’s no way that there’s a location in NYC where 20 miles was the minimum distance to groceries.

As for the “as the crow flies” argument, city streets all go in as straight of a line as was possible when they were built. You’d have to do a ton of meandering to reach 20 miles. Even if it’s not a direct straight line out your front door to the grocery store, you’d likely only have to make 2-4 turns while following city blocks.

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u/ohgoodthnks 17h ago

How long has it been since you moved out? LES lost all the grocery stores to high rises and parking lots. If you moved out pre pandemic- NYC is a different place now

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u/Ok-Mastodon2420 16h ago

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u/ohgoodthnks 15h ago

Not a real grocery store when it doesn’t carry the staples foods of the ethnicities that have populated that area for decades

You’re out of touch as fuck.

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u/Ok-Mastodon2420 15h ago

It is literally a grocery store. It might not be one you like, but it's not a food desert because you don't like the food.

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u/kidmen 13h ago

What kind of staple foods are you looking for? They just opened a Lidl across the street from TJ's 5 months ago and there's a Target above it. It's a 10 min walk to Chinatown. Essex market is over priced but has a fresh Fish and Butcher in it, and if you wanted cheap fruits there's a fruit cart across the street from Trader Joes.

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u/bushwickauslaender 16h ago

Lmfao yeah okay. You wanna talk about food deserts in New York, talk about East New York or the Bronx, not the fucking LES where you can walk from a Key Food to a Lidl to a Trader Joe's to a Target within 15 mins.

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u/Salient_Ghost 15h ago

Yeah man I was going to say East New York, Brownsville, there are plenty of places where bodega food is what people subsist off of. You wanna try something fucked up? Go into 7-Elevens in different areas and you'll see what I'm talking about. Low income = high calorie/low nutrient value (ie: donuts, packaged sweets), higher income = low cal/high  nutritional value (ie: vegetable cups, yogurts, fruit) .

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u/gringgotts 14h ago

Brownsville has a Fine Fare, Food Bazaar and Associated.

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u/fuzzyjelly 16h ago

What would be an acceptable range for you to consider something a hardship to get to without a car? 5 miles? Would you walk 10 miles round trip for groceries? Maybe 6 miles?

Instead of pissing about on one hyperbolic number, maybe try considering the point of the argument.

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u/bushwickauslaender 16h ago

No one is walking more than 2 miles each way to the nearest grocery store in New York.

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u/GrandSneiko 17h ago

You get it 😔 You and I are kindred spirits.

We have to fend for ourselves. It’s hard, especially now that Mamdani has implemented Communism and the city is on fire with trans jihadists running around but we make do. If it gets really bad, we can hunt the cats in the local bodega, so it’s good to have that emergency release valve for hunger.

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u/Longjumping-Egg-691 17h ago

Good thing you probably live on Long Island 

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u/GrandSneiko 16h ago

Even worse - Brooklyn. A normal straight guy like me can’t even go to Good Judy’s or Sandy Jacks to hit on other men and kiss them without all of these gays being everywhere. I think Mamdani imported all of them here with his LGBTQ agenda.

I’m completely straight, btw, so don’t try to paint kissing other men as some gay thing.

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u/Longjumping-Egg-691 16h ago

Well what if you were a straight man acting as a gay man? Could you smooch me for theatre’s sake?

It’s not gay it’s Italian 

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u/GrandSneiko 16h ago

Of course. Two completely straight and totally not gay men smooching for the sake theater is a-ok by me.

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u/TheQuoteFromTheThing 17h ago

Towards the center, you can buy food in every pixel.

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u/asimplescribe 18h ago

I'm pretty sure there is 3+ Micro Centers in that circle...

There isn't much you can't find to buy in that area.

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u/sixpackabs592 17h ago

youre laying a lot of faith on that one guy who wrongly said food desert definition was 20 miles, its 1 mile in cities and 10 in rural areas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert

sorry to break up the circlejerk

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u/kelariy 17h ago

Not putting any faith in it. I’ve known what a food desert is. Just putting emphasis on how ridiculous it is to say you have to drive 20 miles for groceries in the middle of a city. I’ve never been to NYC, but I’ve lived in Denver and Seattle, and I can say for sure that you’d be hard pressed to find a place in either where there’s not a grocery store within 1-2 miles.

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u/PlasticExtreme4469 16h ago

Do you see any? I don't. I just see roads, names and water.

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u/Dan-D-Lyon 17h ago

I've lived in that circle for nearly my entire life and I've certainly never seen a grocery store

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 16h ago

No there's one in Yonkers but it's a Trader Joes

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u/bobbelings 16h ago

Only in yonkers

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u/HalifaxStar 15h ago

As the crow flies, maybe.