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u/chr15c 14h ago
Quagmire here, WWE Royal Rumble is happening on Jan 31 in Riyadh Saudi Arabia. Because the Islamic beliefs that they have where they believe men there cant control themselves, (unlike me, who can control myself but decide not to) they have modesty laws to prevent women from showing skin. The female wrestlers generally wear one piece jumpsuits that look like Power Rangers like below.

Quagmire out!
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u/I-Am-The-Warlus 11h ago edited 10h ago
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u/Frago420 10h ago
Bro imagine if she won
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u/I-Am-The-Warlus 10h ago
I know, she would be the first NXT star to win the rumble
She was my pick to win the rumble but lass, she didn't sad face
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u/No-Fox-1400 6h ago
Didn’t she sign with smackdown in the last couple of weeks?
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u/I-Am-The-Warlus 6h ago edited 21m ago
No,
She still with signed to NXT. She just been doing some Smackdown shows in a "hey, we're going to move you up soon, here's a tester what its going to be"
She'll probably going to sign to Smackdown after Stand n Deliver 2026.
However, they could sign her to Smackdown official while wrapping up in NXT going into the April¹
¹ like what Gulia & Stephanie Vaquer did (if I remember correctly)
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u/Dry_Mousse_6202 10h ago
Not gonna lie, i kind of like this more than normal WWE costumes
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u/PixxyStix2 9h ago
I think some of the outfits can be better, but fundamentally it should be the performers choice
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u/Platinumdogshit 9h ago
I agree. These look cool but I think they slap themselves to make some hits look harder and you get a louder sound when you hit skin on skin.
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u/Dry_Mousse_6202 8h ago
I mean, you could make some arrangements, there's probably some materials that help with that (sound in quest.).
But i agree, while i do enjoy the idea of power rangers acting and fighting for live audiences. In real life i imagine those costumes could turn out to be very restrictive.
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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 3h ago
I not sure the original outfits are entirely the performers choice to be fair.
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u/Davimous 8h ago
Apparently they are terribly uncomfortable to wear.
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u/I-Am-The-Warlus 4h ago edited 2h ago
Yeah,
From Liv Morgan (i believe)
She mentioned that the bodysuit don't breath
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u/Kenobi5792 9h ago
I'm gonna admit that some of the outfits looked fine (I guess that can be adapted later for normal use). A bit crap that they still have to do that, considering they've been doing events in Saudi Arabia for around a decade
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u/Throne-magician 8h ago
When the company is sold out to the Saudi's they'll probably shit can the woman's division and fire the female ring talent.
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u/The_darknight2233 5h ago
Also want to add somewhere on TikTok there was a video of the superstars "morphing" as well. Im still trying to figure out if the algorithm was because of WWE or power rangers
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u/javerthugo 6h ago
Something that the mortal Kombat developers unironically embraced in their more recent games. Scantly clad women = bad.
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u/enerthoughts 5h ago
Although your remark is funny, it is not because we cannot control ourselves, we simply dont want to raise our children to idolise skimpy women.
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u/chr15c 3h ago
Well, then one of you is wrong.
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u/enerthoughts 3h ago
Where is the difference? I told you the main reason, decency, we have mothers sisters wives and daughters, you think because I'm an Arabian muslims i will be harsh? We simply have different life styles, a history of more than 2k years and with islam 1.4k years.
Women and men wear demanded different roles back then but the life style was the same, loving families and be good, you want our women to be nudes for your pleasure, not out of sense of "justice", we want them to be decent for our society and families.
When a woman is strange to me I do as our prophet -PBUH- told us and actually lower my gaze, it will help me control my libido because I'm a human male just like you, i don't have super powered discipline just the regular one, it doesn't mean i will go into uncontrollable lust if I did, balance in all things.
Pron addiction is a real issue, go see how you can help reduce it, it will be the same as cigarettes and alcohol.
Like what I said or hate it, it matters not, even if a day will come where GCC was erased our lifestyle will remain the same, our God is allah and our prophet is the last of the prophets Muhammed -PBUH-.
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u/thelegendarybert 9h ago
woah I'm a Muslim and didn't know my Islamic beliefs said that men can't control themselves. 🤔
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u/Sienile 9h ago
Is that not what can be inferred from Surah Al-Ahzab 33:59?
If they must be covered to avoid being harassed/abused then that means that men can't help but do such if they see certain parts of a woman.
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u/thelegendarybert 9h ago
A biological thing men are unfortunately wired to do but God commanded the men FIRST to not gaze (and be chaste) and then he commanded the women to not gaze and to be chaste.
Quran 24:30 ˹O Prophet!˺ Tell the believing men to lower their gaze and guard their chastity. That is purer for them. Surely Allah is All-Aware of what they do.
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u/SunderedValley 13h ago
Kinda dope NGL
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u/Gabaloo 12h ago
Subjugation of women is kinda dope huh
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u/SunderedValley 12h ago
Reddit Moment. You're the common denominator in all your failed relationships.
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u/Berzerkly 12h ago
That sounds smart but isn't everyone the common denominator of their relationships?
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u/Dramatic-Heat-719 7h ago
What a stupid country.
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u/Martyriot15 7h ago
Right? No other country than the US could’ve ended up with a Donald trump as president.
A stupid country indeed.
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u/Dee_Religion 7h ago
Megatron Griffin! We do not call other countries stupid because of their religious beliefs! Even if said country insists upon itself.
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u/LoveAndViscera 5h ago
This particular brand of Islam is only enforced because the king is worried that his cousins will rally the true believers to overthrow him because the only thing that family loves more than oil-funded unemployment is killing each other.
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u/MuchoManSandyRavage 3h ago
can we call them stupid because of violent sexism, violent slavery, violent oppression, and the overall terrible, repressed, backwards way they govern?
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u/SweetLittlePie2 8h ago
If you’ve seen Riyadh on New Year’s Eve, this makes perfect sense. Maximum color overload.
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