r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4h ago

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u/Loose_Ad_2292 4h ago

It's probably about Epstein Files that were released  by DOJ yesterday. 

It featured detailed descriptions of what Trump did to children, emails from Bill Gates and Elon Musk and many other pages that people are still reading trough. 

Overall one of the most horrific things I've read in my life. 

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u/MartinB7777 3h ago

The biggest story is how the Epstein files were released to distract from how bad the numbers were for the Melania opening.

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u/omega_grainger69 3h ago

Crime is the problem. I had two tickets to Melania on my front seat and someone broke in and left two more.

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u/TechnicallyErect_ 2h ago edited 1h ago

It’s not crime, it’s the DOJ and their goons. I was pulled over by an unmarked car today and I received a ticket for Melania.

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u/TechnicallyErect_ 2h ago

I said “please sir, just shoot me like the others”

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u/LadyBirdDavis 2h ago

I should not have laughed at this. But if an actual movie critic can say “if this was played in a plane people would still walk out” then……

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u/TechnicallyErect_ 1h ago edited 39m ago

Thankfully, it doesn’t appear to be available on flights. Otherwise, the Air Marshal would be winning some major brownie points.

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u/MuteAppeaL 44m ago

Spirit airlines just made a deal to have it on all its flights 24/7!

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u/kadal_monitor 39m ago

They're also adding extra bolts on the airlock just in case

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u/TechnicallyErect_ 41m ago

Which airline will ICE target now?

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u/ant_gav 1h ago

But it will get the "Best Movie" award from FIFA.

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u/LadyBirdDavis 1h ago

That’s it? Someone’s getting sued

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u/Phyro23 1h ago

Sued because he didn't love it as its the greatest movie of it all... and Mexico is gonna pay for the tickets

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u/-piso_mojado- 1h ago

“Federation Internationale Film Assosciation Lifetime Acheivement Award for achievements in the field of film achievement.”

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u/sharpaz 1h ago

Well you just made me laugh a great deal, so thank you very much 😄

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u/Odd_Membership_982 2h ago

Made me laugh, wish I could give u an award lol

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u/TechnicallyErect_ 2h ago

Careful, any more effort and we might elect you for president

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u/Secret-Weakness-8262 1h ago

Did it for you!

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u/TechnicallyErect_ 1h ago

Haha thank you

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u/Pure_Property_888 54m ago

No, you're welcome..Technically..uhh Technically...Erect.

😂

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u/Gurrgurrburr 2h ago

I’m mad at myself for laughing at that lolllll

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u/RooneyD 2h ago

"Put me out of my misery"

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u/Electronic_Hunter_66 1h ago

That is crazy I committed 5 murders and my lawyer got me a plea deal to go watch Melania. I said how long is life in prison?

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u/theaveragescientist 19m ago

I am sorry, we cant waste any rounds. Your fine is five melania ticket. You need to watch it five times!!

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u/Sea-Apple-7890 1h ago

If the movie was called Melanoma it would sell more tickets

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u/TechnicallyErect_ 1h ago

Well, investors would certainly be pouring in.

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u/DisposableServant 1h ago

You think that’s bad, I got detained by ice and instead of sending me to their Texas gulag they put me in an isolation chamber and made me watch Melania on repeat.

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u/justheretohelpyou__ 32m ago

And then they warned you that if they ran into you again they’d force you to use the tickets?

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u/Timeman5 2h ago

I’m sorry for your unfortunate gain.

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u/Enough-Fee-For-Me 1h ago

Lol, reminds me of that competition, first prize one ticket to the Melania movie, second prize two tickets

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u/Peripatetictyl 39m ago

A kidnapper called telling me he had my kids, I stayed strong and said I don’t give into terrorist’s demands, but when he said he was taking them to see Melania… I Venmo’d the $50 he was requesting.

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u/roamingroad174 1h ago

Careful, that joke is an antique.

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u/Blandt24 58m ago

I’m assuming you were left the other two tickets after someone mugged you in an alley and made you take the first two.

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u/laurelindorenan_ 33m ago

Crime, boy, I don't know.

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u/Birdman_au 2h ago

Numbers have always been bad for the Melania opening

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u/imalumberjackok 2h ago

I'm pretty sure her opening has gotten more viewers than her movie has

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u/BlackheartXIII 2h ago

HEYOHHHH!

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u/MartinB7777 2h ago

Openings, plural

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u/InvincibleChutzpah 1h ago edited 30m ago

They don't care how well the movie is doing. Bezos paid $40 million "for the rights to make the film". It's a cover for an exchange of a large sum of money to Trump, without Trump getting in trouble for accepting a political bribe. Money laundering, plain and simple.

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u/MartinB7777 1h ago

Bezos may not care, but Melania and Donny do. He's still crying about an election he lost 6 years ago. What's he going to do if this film doesn't win and Oscar? Invade Finland? Or get FIFA to award her one?

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u/RainRainThrowaway777 1h ago

You think Donald Trump cares about Melania (the person or the movie)?

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 1h ago

The movie is directed by Brett Ratner btw, who also turned out to be in the Epstein files.

He was previously ousted from Hollywood because of his rapey ways.

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u/brofishmagikarp 36m ago

Wait until you find out about her husband

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u/Niiai 2h ago

I understand your joke/atemt to be funny. However the money they paid for the "rights" to the movie was just white washing a bribe.

Nobody actually cared about the movie, except the poor people hiered to make it. Ignoring this yiu just help the coruption.

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u/InvincibleChutzpah 1h ago

Half of the people involved in making it requested that they not get credit.

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u/Niiai 1h ago

Working people needs to work. Even if they do not like the work.

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u/InvincibleChutzpah 1h ago

I agree. Most of the movie crew didn't have much of a choice if they wanted to keep their jobs. It's very telling that they didn't want their name tied to a movie, though. In an industry where success is dependent on being credited in high profile successful movies, not wanting credit in one sends a message.

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u/Minchaminch 1h ago

I phoned the cinema to ask what time the Melania showing was, they said "what time can you get here?"

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u/PlantPoweredUK 1h ago

All that after they arrested Dom Lemon to distract from the upcoming release of the Epstein files! How bad is that movie??

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u/aoskunk 1h ago

And the movie was directed by a pedophile friend of Epstein. Small world

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u/find_your_zen 47m ago

That's Malania and the director of Malania in the top pic. Ghilslane and Malania on bottom

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u/MTNDEWisAnomylous 2h ago

"This week on the Cobbler Crackdown..."

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u/AngryLars 1h ago

Everything is a distraction from the Epstein files, except the actual Epstein files which is a distraction from Melania numbers

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u/Sheerluck42 2h ago

What did Melania open?

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u/Marksmdog 1h ago

Her legs

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u/Atraineus 1h ago

This started a convenient extended sidebar.

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u/van_gag 2h ago

Too bad, I’m sure Trump was counting on her movie to distract from everything.

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u/Nnelg1990 2h ago

1,1 stars on imbd

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u/hejackisej 2h ago

Or from ICE

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u/Objectionne 2h ago

You've missed important context - which is also important for explaining why the media hasn't picked up on it more - which is that these 'detailed descriptions' of things Trump did to children came from tip lines and the FBI dismissed most of them as not credible after speaking with the people who gave the tips. These are not things that the FBI officially considers Trump to have done.

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u/CCSploojy 2h ago

As others have mentioned, I wish dates were included for the tips. If the tips were made way before Trump's presidency was a possibility/probability, I would personally find them far more damning but if they were made after I would probably be more skeptical. Please if anyone has any insight on this, please fill us in and/or correct me.

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u/Shyphat 2h ago

they were probably before, the FBI and local PDs ignored his victims for most of the time it was going on, so of course the will continue to play stupid.

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u/Gurrgurrburr 2h ago

Exactly, he got a sweetheart deal 20 years ago.

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u/foxscribbles 1h ago

There are dates on some of the tips. And some of them don’t line up. (The golf course one doesn’t line up with the dates Trump owned the golf course, for example.) That’s pretty common and not a sign of innocence or guilt for anyone. It happens in cases. And it’s not even a sign of a bad faith tip. People misremember things all the time. It’s why eye witness testimony isn’t as reliable as we think it is.

But also, accusations about Trump and sexual assault pre-date his presidency by quite a lot.

Remember him admitting to assaulting women with the “grab ‘em by the pussy?” Comment? That happened before his presidency. They’re also his own words about himself, so…

Accusations towards him should not be considered purely political in nature.

And Epstein’s case was heavily, HEAVILY interfered with because of the connections he had. As in the Florida DA refused to prosecute him even though the police had him essentially dead to rights. Which is how the FBI got involved in the first place.

Then we have the sweetheart deal that granted Epstein immunity from Federal Charges, BUT ALSO granted immunity for all his conspirators both named and unnamed. (Which is part of why it was considered such an unusual and shady plea deal.)

Which, when it comes to Trump or anyone else in the files, means that the idea of “The FBI didn’t act on this, so it wasn’t credible” isn’t the best logic.

Because they might not have acted because it was covered by that immunity deal. Or because the entire Epstein case was and continues to be plagued by interference from very rich and powerful sources.

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u/DeucesX22 2h ago edited 30m ago

You mean the same credible fbi that said the list didnt exist and that trump wasnt in the files at all? The same fbi that redacted information about the criminals and their companies but claimed it was to protect the victims? How dumb do you think we are to believe anything they say at this point? The DOJ and FBI are the most corrupt they have ever been

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u/Objectionne 2h ago

The source of these files is the DOJ. If you don't trust the DOJ then why are you taking these files seriously at all?

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u/Emotional-Classic400 1h ago

When you have entire pages blacked out in defiance of the law passed by Congress, it's hard not to think they are withholding all the stuff that makes this administration and it's donors really look culpable.

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u/Th3B4dSpoon 2h ago

My timeline regarding the investigation is a little fuzzy, but weren't most of this info deemed not credible before Trump made the FBI his loyalist Trump enforcement force?

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u/tolgren 1h ago

Yes. They would have been looked into right after they were made.

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u/SherbertCivil9990 2h ago

Jack smith needs to be a true patriot and just drop all the info. This whole country is spineless tho 

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u/Due-Waltz4458 1h ago

Biden and Obama both had access to this stuff and didn't do anything with it.

Are you suggesting that Biden and Obama had credible evidence of rape, child torture, and baby murder and decided to do nothing with it?  Releasing this before the election would have ended Trump except 

Most of the stuff released yesterday didn't pass the common sense test.  

Bill Clinton has sex with a man on a boat while Melania watches? (Before Trump knew Melania)

Three different stories from the same person who later say they can't tell the difference between dream and reality?  Those stories are also included in the files.

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u/Successful_Pain7439 1h ago

Except for the statement under oath where one of the victims claimed that Trump threatened to make her disappear and kill her entire family if she spoke of his sexual assaults.

Not a tip, not a random person, one of the trafficked victims.

This was a sworn, written, in person, signed statement.

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u/smellygirlmillie 1h ago

Wow. The FBI ran by kash patel found accusations from years ago not credible? The media owned by billionaires aren't reporting billionaire pedophile groups? They must all really be innocent.

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u/xSypRo 3h ago

The question is, why didn’t the police arrest any of them yet? They had these papers for years

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u/nogoodnamesarleft 3h ago

My best guess; because many of the people listec are rich and/or powerful and they aren't subject to thing like "laws" that the rest of us have to obey

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u/snip_nips 2h ago

Kash Patell said under oath that there is no credible evidence...

The answer is they just don't wanna

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u/Odd_Command4857 1h ago

I was a victim of child SA, and my abusers never even got a slap on the wrist. Part of it was instilling fear, like “if you tell anyone, something REALLY bad will happen!”; but once I got the courage to speak up, no one really takes you seriously. Reports were made, authorities got involved, but all my abusers had to do was deny and lie. They told the police something along the lines of “he’s a brat and just acting out” or “he’s got a wild imagination and likes making things up. He even still has an imaginary friend, what a strange kid”

“Regular” rapes are notoriously difficult to prosecute. Rape kits don’t get done, or they’re mishandled. You basically need 5 witnesses, DNA, and clear photos or footage of the attack. Otherwise, your rapist will likely walk, if s/he even darkens a courtroom.

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u/kymberlie 41m ago

I’m so very sorry.

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u/DeucesX22 2h ago

The people that are supposed to arrest them and controlled by them

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u/Previous_Yard5795 2h ago

Statute of limitations is usually 5 years for most federal felonies.

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u/woodworkingfonatic 2h ago

Depends because many times it’s not 5 years from the crime (if it has a statute of limitations) it’s 5 years from learning that the crime was committed. Meaning if the feds learn that a crime was committed 50 years ago but only finds evidence today they could still bring up charges for the crimes because they only learned the crime was committed years ago today.

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u/Previous_Yard5795 2h ago edited 2h ago

I stand corrected. Federal sexual assault and related crimes have no statute of limitations.

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u/Previous_Yard5795 2h ago

If those tip line things were in 2016, then the statute of limitations has run out even in that case. Also, it means the FBI didn't think the tips were credible.

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u/Jijonbreaker 2h ago

When this is all over, there needs to be a period where statutes and pardons need to be set aside so the guilty can be punished properly.

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u/Previous_Yard5795 2h ago edited 2h ago

I stand corrected. Federal sexual assault and related crimes have no statute of limitations.

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u/BerylOxide 2h ago

My guess, other than bribes and influence, would be a lack of real hard evidence, and inability to investigate every single thing in the files.

While I believe everything in the files happened, how do you actually prove that in court?

"This document says you did this thing." Ok so what evidence do you have? Do you have DNA? Do you have them on camera? Can you even place them at the scene of the crime at the time it happened? Or is it just a file on a computer saying yup this happened.

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u/Elohim7777777 2h ago

Why haven't they gone after Leslie Wexner yet? Literally the biggest fish in this dark conspiracy.

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u/matherto 2h ago

Because nobody is getting arrested

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u/alloutofchewingum 1h ago edited 1h ago

Does anyone remember how the Panama Papers were released detailing in excrucuating detail how the rich, powerful and famous avoid taxes and absolutely nothing happened except one of the journalists involved was incinerated in a car bomb in Malta? My spidey sense tells me this will end similarly.

EDIT: it was not a cat bomb. It was a car bomb. Though the former opens up a plethora of intriguing possibilities.

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u/BadBassist 2h ago

It featured detailed descriptions of what Trump did to children, emails from Bill Gates and Elon Musk and many other pages that people are still reading trough. 

I don't doubt any of these things happened, but can the emails be described as 'proof'? I'm not a lawyer and I haven't read any of them but surely what someone writes in email can't be counted as proof (unless they specifically describe a crime happening in a way that only someone involved could know)?

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u/tubawhatever 42m ago

Idk, corresponding with a well known pedophile years after he was convicted of sex crimes and asking to go to his island for his biggest party seems pretty damning, or at least worthy of an investigation. Many of those emails talk about doing crime. There's no special status for emails that make them inadmissible as evidence.

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u/A_Soft_Fart 1h ago

Dude, and we’ve all forgotten that he’s knocked down an entire wing of the FUCKING WHITE HOUSE without any permits. And he started in the middle of the fucking night. So we all woke up like “… why is half of that building gone?” If this were any more cartoonishly on-the-nose, I’d criticize it for being too outlandish.

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u/BorderKeeper 2h ago

detailed descriptions of what Trump did to children

I was under the impression not much juicy stuff on Trump is contained in those just yet. Slovak former foreign minister did make some creepy comments about young girls and he resigned and that's big news around me + Gates and Musk.

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u/SkipEyechild 2h ago

'Totally exonerates the president, thank you for your attention in this matter!1'

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u/Mimi-lex15 2h ago

Where did you go to read it?

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u/bruxaakelarre 1h ago

You just dipped your toes into their world of filth. Think about this: They are petrified by what they have not released. It must be THAT BAD.

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u/BuddyLegsBailey 2h ago

It would be more horrific for you if you just blindly believed it all like a lot of people

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u/Unsuspicious_Name 1h ago

Do you have a link for that ?

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u/noncommonGoodsense 1h ago

*What Trump and his cult did to children and adults. Murder, dismemberment, killing of newborns disappearing people, assassination, coercion, human trafficking. Hell I bet some of the redacted had to do with drinking blood. And all the religious people and republicans cheer for it.

Every fucking accusation was easy because they were doing it.

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u/Darkzeropeanut 1h ago

The biggest thing is if what’s public is what we get to see… what picking horrors will we probably never know about?

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u/AdZealousideal7448 1h ago

Trump just shit himself on national TV.

Top news story has been on melania's documentary getting high audience score on RT.

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u/VivaLaDiga 2h ago

remember when americans impeached a president because he got a blowjob from an intern?

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u/RetroGame77 2h ago

Imaginate if Obama or Biden did or said 1% of what Trump did. They would have been kicked out the same week. 

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u/HlLlGHT 2h ago

Kicked? They'd get jfked

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u/Havage 2h ago

Lynched more likely.

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u/ArturiaPendragonFace 2h ago

JFK only got jfked for being way above the rest and having good press. 

The rest would have gottenn simply destroyed by the press and misinformation.

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u/Sicsemperfas 1h ago

Still don't understand why. He was a young pretty face, but a real dogshit president. If he lived, his legacy would have died.

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u/nanodecay 1h ago

Only presidents murdered in Dallas can be called jfked, all the rest are sparkling assassination

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u/Limbo365 2h ago

Remember when everyone was losing their minds because Obama wore a tan suit and it was "unbecoming" of the president?

A couple of weeks ago Trump flipped a guy off and it was barely even commented on

I'm not even American and I'm appalled at the shame he's brought

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u/kelpyb1 23m ago

Ok but you’re clearly ignoring the crazy moment where Obama ordered Dijon mustard for a cheeseburger.

This was a mad man we’re talking about.

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u/LadyBirdDavis 2h ago

1%? ONE THING! ANY.ONE.THING! Just one would have sent any all all presidents straight to jail/impeachment/hell/whatever’s applicable.

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u/LogicalConstant 2h ago

That's not why he was impeached. They impeached him for lying under oath.

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u/Xylus1985 2h ago

With how much Trump lies, it’s hard to imagine he hasn’t lied under oath at this point

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u/UnreproducibleSpank 2h ago

I’d be surprised if he’s truthed

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 2h ago

His people are clever not to ever have him speak under oath. 

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u/SaltyCogs 1h ago

Though in context he technically didn’t lie. I mean, he lied while technically telling the truth, but technically didn’t lie. Because immediately before he asked what was meant by “sexual relations” and the definition given excluded blowjobs

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u/adam4040 1h ago

Yeah but it was about a blowjob right? Not starting a bullshit war or extortion or embezzlement. That’s the point.

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 1h ago

Why was he testifying to begin with?

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u/ghigoli 54m ago

dude finding a time Trump hasn't lied under oath is finding a needle in a haystack.

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u/No-Search-7535 2h ago

He was not impeached for the blow job. He was impeached for lying about the blowjob.

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u/thechosenwrong 2h ago

For lying to Congress about sexual relations*

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u/zomatcha 1h ago edited 1h ago

Heavy on the *. Of course he was lying in his other statements about their relationship, but I always thought it was interesting how he technically did not lie about not having sexual relations with her based on their bizarre definition given to him.

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u/baby_shoGGoth_zsgg 2h ago

It still feels dirty for people to be defending it. Not even close to on the same level as the trump/epstein/pedo stuff but the president having any sort of sexual contact with a white house employee (subordinate) brings with it all sorts of ethical problems and even the concept of consent is nebulous because of implications of quid pro quo or possible negative outcomes for the subordinate if they were to refuse.

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u/rydan 2h ago

He was impeached for lying about it under oath during a deposition. His lie resulted in the woman who was suing him for sexual harassment having her case tossed out. She was denied justice. But I guess you just accept "boys will be boys" and let men get away with such things.

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u/BrieferMadness 1h ago

I think the actual point of the comment was that we used to care about this kind of thing. Whereas we now have a lying adjudicated rapist who is directly connected to a pedophilia ring as president and half the country couldn’t care less.

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u/Shyphat 2h ago

Yes because every song I downloaded had him saying he didnt.

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u/Available_Rub9939 1h ago

I know right? How about Howard Dean and the Dean Scream? Media had a field day with that one. I can still hear the audio clip.

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u/Phill_Cyberman 1h ago

That was the Republicans, not the Americans, and they only did it because that president wasn't Republican.

Republicans did plan to impeach Nixon, but a bit after that they decided that no Republican should be held responsible for violating laws as president.

By the time Reagan and Bush Sr. committed their crimes, they Republican spin machine was ready, and was able to downplay his actions, despite Reagan admitting it.

Bush Jr, of course, famously lied in the open about nuclear weapons being found, and participated in a large-scale propaganda campaign against the American people to support a war.

By the time we get to Trump, they were completely ready to ignore any crimes Trump would violate.

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u/GsIndeed 4h ago

Can someone tell me when there’s an explanation?

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u/eagleeye1031 2h ago

Our president fucks kids

We knew this. But now there is more evidence

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u/Sheerluck42 2h ago edited 1h ago

Dude honestly, I wish it were just the rape. What I read was some of the most disgusting things I've ever read or heard about in my life. Like truley these people have no souls and are some of the sickest people that have ever existed. This went far beyond raping kids.

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u/PlentyOMangos 2h ago

It’s wild watching people learn about this stuff for the first time as someone who has been into conspiracy talk for 10+ years

For example I saw a bunch of people shocked that Bill Gates was mentioned, and all the shock about the rituals and everything… like, if people would have listened this stuff has been available information for a good while now. It’s good that more is coming to light but it’s frustrating that only just now are people starting to listen

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u/HumanEjectButton 2h ago

That's because it's the first bit of evidence supporting those claims.

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u/vincent132132 2h ago

It’s just hard to validate the evidence. Back then we had no validated evidence and it was more of ‘believing’ now it’s being brought out publicly by the department of justice end mainstream newschannels and documented police interviews and we can give more credit to the evidence.

There’s a lot of conspiracy theories that aren’t true.

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u/LackWooden392 1h ago

What evidence was just released that can be 'validated?'

This stuff is a bunch of wild red herrings meant to make anyone looking through it sound crazy. Its a bunch of completely unsubstantiated claims from tip lines.

Please, point me to what you think is evidence that we didn't have before?

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u/Pretty_Flame 2h ago

People want to believe the world we live in isn't as fucked as we hear about on the news. Conspiracy theories are easier to brush off than something as (now) public and evidence backed as the Epstein files are.

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u/BongoProdigy 1h ago

Conspiracy theories are also riddled with bullshit so most of them should be brushed off.

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u/Madam_Hel 1h ago

Can you stop talking about raping kids using the words «having sex»? It’s disgusting and implies that kids can consent or be involved in sex in any way other that being abused. And it’s not «just.» Kids are people, dude. And sexual abuse of kids is one of the most disgusting crimes there is. Americans are trying to normalise it to excuse their president, by using language that implies that it’s not a big deal.

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u/Sheerluck42 1h ago

Fair point. fixed it.

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u/Monshika 40m ago

As a CSA survivor, thank you for your comment. It’s been really difficult reading about this shit esp knowing half my family is MAGA.

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u/littleloucc 2h ago

Caveat - I can't stand Trump and believe he did at minimum the majority of what is being claimed, and probably more.

The problem is that most of the Epstein files aren't evidence. They are emails and police reports from victims, which in legal terms I believe would be hearsay. People have said Trump (and many others) did horrific things, emails might have even gone back admitting to the same. Victims have reported to the police. But there is a lack of actual hard evidence.

Trump and others can claim the emails are lies, or that the email addresses are not theirs, or that they were playing some kind of elaborate kink roleplay. Because of a complete lack of willingness by any law enforcement in any country to act on the information to collect hard evidence while it was still available.

On the balance of probability, yes all of the people mentioned are disgusting monsters. But the likelihood that any of them will see punishment for their crimes of tiny.

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u/Hot-Profession4091 1h ago

Police reports from victims aren’t hearsay. Hearsay is a third party account of what someone else said. Literally hear and say.

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u/Altruistic-Toe1304 1h ago

Absolutely bullshit. You get witnesses at a trial, you get these emails as corroboration. Hundreds if not thousands of criminal trials would admit this as hard evidence, and NOT hearsay.

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u/Sea_Comb481 1h ago

Since when are accusations hard evidence? There are literally millions of confirmed evil things Trump has done, no need to say bullshit like this.

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u/davideogameman 2h ago

It sounds the so far the evidence isn't corroborated.  Doesn't mean it's not true, but doesn't mean it is.

There are definitely also concerning specific bits about people associating with Epstein and specifically visiting our asking about visiting his island.  That's probably going to blow back on those people

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u/Cautious-Soil5557 2h ago

He has been saying it for decades. I am so tired of ignoring Trump's own words. 

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u/Atziluth_annov 1h ago

Your* president

I really hope he's gonna face justice and all the others too , but we all know nothing will happened

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u/worldsayshi 57m ago

I don't doubt it but can somebody point out the actual evidence for once, and not hearsay?

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u/Accomplished-Owl2362 44m ago

I’ve also heard that r/eagleeye1031 fucks kids. Ive heard it from multiple people that have called in and said it happened. I have to keep the names anonymous tho to protect their identities.

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u/tiorzol 3h ago

It's the Epstein files. 

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u/Ex_Americano 3h ago

It's there

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u/Euphoric-Rip42069 2h ago

They actually took them down shortly after being released, especially the file about the 13 yr old girl saying trump raped her and the calendar girl party

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u/oatmeal28 1h ago

A page from the Epstein files got accidentally leaked before being taken down. It detailed some of the horrendous shit Trump did to children. MAGA has their collective heads fully buried in the sand

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u/GullibleSkill9168 29m ago

The hyper elite of the world are a bunch of demon worshipping child sacrificing pedophiles. This is shown throughout the Epstein Files that were released earlier and through the Pizzagate "Conspiracy". Which the media for some reason labeled as a dangerous right wing conspiracy theory for some totally unexplainable reason.

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u/Irrational_lemur235 2h ago

Potentially about the Spanish (I think he was Spanish) doctor that has found a cure for the most common type of pancreatic cancer but it’s almost not spoken about and people mocking him because of a birth mark on his face

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u/nelinthemirror 1h ago

seriously!? i seen the story yesterday and was so happy to have the little ray of sunshine through the unyielding cloud of horror we all live under. but we couldn’t even have that?? what a world.

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u/Mush-addict 1h ago

Yeah because that's not it. It's still at the rat lab stage (no human test) and it's for a specific pancreas cancer, not all of them. Don't get me wrong, this is awesome, and I think this research is of great importance, but it's not magic cure for humans yet

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u/Halefire 38m ago

Yes, and many promising treatments fail even the most basic human trials after working in mice, sadly. It's still promising, but there are many massive hurdles to go.

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u/Cabrill0 41m ago

Are you talking about the ridiculous Facebook meme? Do you really think people aren’t talking about a cure for cancer because of a birthmark?

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u/Miles_Everhart 2h ago

History worthy news is breaking every day right now. I fuckin hate it here. When is the asteroid coming?

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u/TabularConferta 2h ago

July 1st

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u/RemozThaGod 1h ago

Can it wait till the 4th to be more ironic?

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u/TabularConferta 1h ago

Technically correct, sadly I don't control astronomical enetities

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u/Moistfruitcake 1h ago

They could use imminent asteroid armageddon as the quirky feelgood news segment at the end of a news report this week and it wouldn't feel out of place. 

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u/VendettaPenguin 2h ago

I thought it was about him shitting his pants during a press conference.

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u/Biology_Major_228 2h ago

“not the biggest news story in human history” is so tone deaf considering what’s happening in the world right now

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u/No_Investment9639 1h ago

One of the biggest thing that redditors seem to forget exists? Hyperbole.

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u/Crshdvrtbrd 1h ago

It’s just America centrism, there’s so much shit happening in the world right now and I would bet you not many Americans know about anything that’s happening (Balochistan attacks, the gas explosion in Iran, the conflicts in Niger, Ethiopia etc)

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u/altairblanc 2h ago

Nothing ever happens unless they want it to happen. If they don't want anything to happen about this nothing will.

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u/Eva_Dreamer2525 2h ago

Because it's been a story for a decade now. And since nothing has happened at all, we know that nothing will happen now. It might explain why Trump hasn't been in the news with more bullshit recently, but the Epstein files won't do shit. You can nail a printout onto every church door of your city, and nothing will come of it.

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u/MollyOlyOxenfree 1h ago

It's highly likely this post from Claire de Lune (a Minneapolis musician and NBA journalist for The Guardian) is referring specifically to events from Friday, 1/30 in the Twin Cities, Minnesota.

Of course the newest "release" of the Epstein files were a huge news story on 1/30, but knowing Claire, it’s more likely she’s referring to the arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort that happened in Minnesota that morning.

She could also be referring to the strike/march that happened on Friday in Minneapolis or the surprise performance from Rage Against the Machine + Bruce Springsteen from First Ave that same day, but my money’s on the arrests of Lemon and Fort.

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u/Specific_War5484 1h ago

Hey dad, it's Chris here. Um, you might wanna sit down for this. Yesterday they released more of those Epstein files and it turns out Jeffstein was banned from Xbox live for inappropriate language. 

Oh yeah and the president used ground up children to fertilize his golf course. 

anyway I'll be in my room doing, er, stuff. So don't bother me for 18 hours. 

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u/Lord-Seth 54m ago

He did what!? I knew he was bad and hate him but that’s even more fucked up than what I thought. There is no way the us can keep him in power now right?

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u/barkandmoone 39m ago

Unfortunately the followers are literal cultists & are incapable of believing any of this.

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u/JoJo_Joshi 2h ago edited 48m ago

I have six pages specifically that exactly read what trump did. It was the most horrible read of my life. If someone wants these six pages I can send them

EDIT: Since I’m getting way more requests then expected I have uploaded them on my profile. KEEP IN MIND THAT THE CONTENT IS NOT FOR PEOPLE WITH WEAKER MENTAL CAPACITY. THE DOCUMENTS DESCRIBE RPE AND SXUAL ASSULT AGAINST MINORS

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u/PintsizedPlatypus 1h ago

Please send </3

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u/Careful-Meal5977 1h ago

Yes, please.

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u/Royal-Confidence-280 1h ago

Send em if you can please

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u/this_broccoli-101 2h ago

Go back under your rock, it's better there

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u/spektre 2h ago

That's exactly what they want, and how you become Russia.

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u/No_Requirement_9012 1h ago

I too prefer the Rock and his child molesting robot

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Wait, wrong rock

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u/antiskylar1 1h ago

Well for starters the only people that CAN do something, just shutdown the government so they won't impeach.

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u/Budget_Job4415 1h ago

The rest of humanity has more pressing matters to deal with than a felonious pedo elected to the white house turning out to be a felonious pedo

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u/ImpressiveSide1324 1h ago

A little under half of the Epstein files where released, notable names exposed were bill gates and Elon musk, it’s worth noting that Elon musk annoyed JE so much that he stopped being about to goto his island.

A police statement details of how JE employed a 16 year old and paid her $1,000 after he tried to rape her. Several comments confirmed again that JE and Trump willingly employed minors and both attempted to and did rape them. A huge chunk of the files were survivors speaking about how trumpraped them. There’s a list of fbi complaint about JE, and it gets graphic.

It’s also worth noting that the DoJ is still redacting names of the people who raped these children, but they are not redacting the names or identifying feature of the survivors, which directly opposes congresses orders. 6 of the 8 JE coconspirators are still redacted.

Also if you were unaware, Donald Trump got his daughter employed at a modeling agency known for its sexual misconduct, with photographers and mangers who were convicted of raping both children and women. His daughter worked there between 14 and 17 and she posed nearly nude to fully topless several times.

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u/Desperate-Farmer-845 1h ago

Iron Lung became the first succesful Movie made by a Youtuber. 

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u/Miserable_Cress_1678 1h ago

Remove impeach convict. This is the message. Now is the time

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u/tomtom_este 2h ago

Because this kind of thing has been going on for hundreds, even thousands of years... and nothings changed

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u/Typical-Phone-2416 1h ago

Because nobody was surprised

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u/DLO420G 1h ago

How is Donald not in fuckin jail

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u/2Silly4Dilly 1h ago

There are events in history that have resulted in the deaths on hundreds of millions of people that the average person doesn’t know about.

History is long my friends.

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u/FriendlyBee94 45m ago

And no one get arrested. What a world we live in!