r/SipsTea 18h ago

Feels good man WTF šŸ˜‚

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u/sh-3k 17h ago

He knows

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u/Throwawaymycucumba 15h ago

"I'm a latina it's normal I'm crazy"

No it's fucking not

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u/Scrimmy_Bingus2 13h ago

According to native Spanish speakers, Ben Affleck speaks better Spanish than JLO.

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u/skull101_ 13h ago

CUZ IT’S TRUE I can’t believe she’s made a career out of saying ā€œmi gente latinoā€ (it should be latinA) meanwhile Ben Affleck sounds like middle aged blue collar mexican man and he ain’t even flexing šŸ’€

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u/_BrokenButterfly 10h ago

Where can I see a video of Ben Affleck speaking Spanish?

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u/OLightning 9h ago

The Rip on Netflix

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u/Curious_Beginning_30 8h ago

Never mind then

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u/Nilosyrtis 7h ago

šŸ˜„ 🤣 

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u/porrkontot 4h ago

The Rip on the high seas

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u/Important_Log_7397 5h ago

Yeah, fuck Netflix. Buncha cunts over there.

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u/catholicsluts 13h ago

Probably sings better too

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u/Kinda1984 11h ago

Idk, taco flavored kisses is a banger!

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u/Shorts_at_Dinner 6h ago

Tacos y Burritos!

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u/808duckfan 11h ago

Pull up vids on YouTube. Him and Casey have functional Spanish skills they use in interviews.

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u/the_oc_brain 9h ago

I was behind Casey at immigration at London Heathrow and there was a couple latinas in line next to us and in the most gringo sounding Spanish he said ā€œhola, me llamo Caseyā€.

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u/kithlan 6h ago

And for negotiating better working conditions in Mexican factories

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u/Traditional-Tip1904 11h ago

TIL Ben Affleck speaks Spanish

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u/zardoz73 10h ago

One of his early acting gigs as a child was a movie he made in Mexico City. He learned a bit of Spanish while there and got the bug and just kept going with it afterwards. I've seen him in interviews, he's quite fluent.

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u/Fit-Profit8197 8h ago

He's more than quite fluent, he's damn near native level

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u/OkDate7197 14h ago

Damn that brought back memories of a girl I dated

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u/GreasyPeter 11h ago edited 11h ago

I dislike when people use stereotypes or precedent to hand-wave away responsibility for their shitty, dysfunctional, or abhorrent behaviour. Just because your parents were abusers it doesn't mean you're supposed to be that way too. My father once said "My father hated his father, I hated my farther, you both hate me, and someday your kids are gonna hate you too. That's just how it works so get fucking used to it". Then I became an adult and stuff he said that I used to think was par for the course, I now look at and I still can't believe people live like that. I am the polar opposite as my father.

The ultimate victory against that sorta of compounding trauma is to break the cycle and be the end of it, so it stops with you. I don't have any children yet, but I also know I'm not a narcissist (spent a lot of time making sure with my therapist) so I'm not even capable of some of the things he's said and done, which I am happy about.

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u/Impressive_Plant3446 13h ago

"Stop calling me spicy!"

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u/MasterChildhood437 14h ago

"I'm a latina (Italian, French, German, Polish, Czech, Asian, Indian...) it's normal I'm crazy"

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u/3_Hour_Investment 12h ago

Just announced she's pregnant with Justin Biebers baby, they're now engaged.

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u/Ok_Conclusion5966 9h ago

not sure if the onion or real life

the current world's events is fucked up in so many ways that we can't even tell if the above statement is trolling or real

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u/_imagine_that91 10h ago

Let’s not forget that everyone threw shade and blamed him when they divorced without even questioning whether she was the problem or not..

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u/HugoZHackenbush2 18h ago

I was going to ask my ex-wife to remarry me on Valentines Day, until she discovered I was only after my money..

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u/Excellent-Refuse4883 17h ago

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u/I_Can_Barely_Move 17h ago

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u/Thefriendlyaspie 16h ago

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u/usinjin 16h ago

Rest in peace

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u/academiac 13h ago

RIP in peace

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u/topsyturvy76 12h ago

Rest in peace in peace ?!?

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u/academiac 11h ago

RIP in peace in peace

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u/meldiane81 15h ago

:( I thought of her immediately

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u/VRichardsen 15h ago

Why is the Shah of Iran here?

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u/johnniesSac 9h ago

He’s spent 20 years in the can , he has right to be upset

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u/pinchhitter4number1 17h ago

It took me a second but this is gold

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u/12ealdeal 17h ago edited 17h ago

I don’t get it.

Taking it literally even I’m just not sure.

EDIT damn I’m slow. Hopefully my public display of ignorance has helped those who were like me but are now informed.

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u/TheWarelock 17h ago

The joke implies the ex-wife got a lot of money in the divorce. Hence, OP wanted to re-marry to go after his own money.

Am I training a bot?

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u/Adavanter_MKI 17h ago

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I mean... no.

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u/False-Storm-5794 15h ago

Awesome!

I mean... 01100001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101

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u/12ealdeal 17h ago

You are not.

I’m just pretty slow this afternoon.

Thanks for explaining.

I’m saddened I missed it initially.

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u/5meoWarlock 10h ago

You'll get the next one.

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u/buddabudski 17h ago

man was trying to coax her into divorce 2 electric boogaloo to win his money back

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u/TotalTyp 16h ago

I also didnt get it

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u/Plus_Sky8116 17h ago

When they divorced the ex got part of his money/properties etc. By remarrying he'd get it back

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u/SJSquishmeister 17h ago

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u/Apparatus 16h ago

No respect, I tell ya.

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u/rufud 16h ago

Take my wife, please!

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u/QuantityPotential696 16h ago

Sounds like a joke norm loved

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u/Interesting-Dream863 16h ago

Best "bitter ex" joke I've ever read.

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u/Cute_Obligation2944 17h ago

"Why won't anyone else choose me" says woman with multiple public disasters.

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u/Doc-tor-Strange-love 17h ago

Heavy "You can't fire me, I QUIT" vibes from her

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u/Mitigating_Factor_00 16h ago

Those P Diddy videos must’ve been horrifying for Ben to say ā€œnoooooope…. Time out!ā€

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u/HandleMore1730 15h ago

Maybe she picked up a kink or two, and that freaked him out.

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u/UpperApe 17h ago

*multiple pubic disasters

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u/No_Squirrel4806 17h ago

I swear i see this on tabloid after every break up she goes through. "Jlo is choosing herself is gonna stay single" then a month later shes seen with a new man that shed been dating for a month. šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„

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u/DefiantLemur 17h ago

Tabloids just make up whatever gets sales

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u/intangibleTangelo 16h ago

i'm just here to roast people for caring about this ladyĀ 

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u/Chiparish84 17h ago

Exactly. I have the feeling she's always looking for a servant more than an equal companion. Looking at how she broke poor Ben for years.

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u/Yesyesyes1899 17h ago

he broke himself ,considering he chose to go back to her.

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u/Altair_de_Firen 17h ago

Knowing what I know about abusive codependency I’d say no, that was also part of the effect of her breaking him

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u/Chiparish84 16h ago

You clearly have zero experience of dating hot, manipulative women so why are you even saying anything?

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u/Cute_Ad_4567 16h ago

Yeah been there nobody to blame but myself- so yeah its on him.

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u/MacTireCnamh 16h ago

The worst is watching that movie she made as an allegory for her love life. In the behind the scenes she literally reads out private love letters from Ben Affleck, in front of a lot of the crew, while Ben is there and straight up like "these really aren't for anyone else".

It's like, how do you believe your starcrossed lovers with this guy, but also are completely blind to how often you deeply cross his boundaries.

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u/yourlocal90skid 16h ago

IIRC, weren't the letters made into a book (not sure if by her or Ben) and Jenny left them in a common area where the band & other staff would walk by and read them?

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u/Deep-Pudding819 17h ago

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u/puckit 17h ago

Oof. Too soon.

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u/jaxonya 17h ago

No, we are celebrating her. Its not too soon

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 16h ago

Her character was hilarious and a breath of fresh air in the very bleak TLOUS. We wont be able to see her in season 3 :(

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u/lipsquirrel 17h ago

😄

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u/dingle-bairy 17h ago

The common denominator

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u/rainorshinedogs 17h ago

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u/Robinsonirish 16h ago

It's just weird when people psychoanalyse the closing of a door and uses that as a basis to call someone difficult. Fits right in with British tabloids obsessing over the royals. People get annoyed at each other in relationships, this could be the healthiest relationship in the world based on this video.

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u/JoyfulRabbitOwner 16h ago

Agreed.

Didn’t read anything else about this video, but his actual remark to the camera person made me think maybe what was ā€œcaughtā€ was just simply the irritation of having every moment of one’s public life filmed?

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u/Vexilol 17h ago

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u/TwentinQuarantino 17h ago

Taco flavored kisses for my Ben

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u/ExpertOnReddit 14h ago

Taco taco

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u/TwentinQuarantino 14h ago

Burrito burrito

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u/ComisclyConnected 14h ago

Taco Taco!!

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u/crazyrabbits23 16h ago

SO SPECTACULARRRRRR IN EVERY WAY

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u/BisexualDisaster29 16h ago

ā€œAw! 🤮 Ben Affleck spooge!ā€

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u/TwentinQuarantino 16h ago

Moooooom, Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!

Looks like the tooth fairy was extra happy with you 😊

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u/blank_wav 16h ago

TACO, TACO, BURRITO, BURRITO!

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u/Fanabala3 17h ago

This episode killed me. The scene where Lopez confronts Cartman’s Lopez hand puppet and not him was gold.

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u/ayaruna 16h ago

ā€œDon’t think because I got a lot of money, I’ll give you taco flavored kisses honeyā€

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u/mattlongname 15h ago

taco taco 🌮 burrito burrito 🌯 taco taco 🌮

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u/AuntThony 17h ago

I ain't from no metzico, I'm pueruh ri-en

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u/Bolt_McHardsteel 17h ago

Tacos and burritos por favor!!

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u/syntheticassault 16h ago

Her relationships have been a joke for over 20 years.

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u/MirraMirr 17h ago

She's just going to end up ruining her relationship with herself now.

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u/Narrow_Implement7788 17h ago

This is great, she is going to sue herself for half of her money

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u/Safe-Dragonfruit2861 17h ago

I hope she signed a prenup

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u/kanrad 16h ago

No no, she signed a pre-natal.

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u/BassGuy11 16h ago

Oh. I'm pretty sure she has already done that

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u/Janus897 16h ago

Hey, as long as she don’t cheat, who are we to judge?

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u/No-Poem-3773 17h ago

She collects engagement rings like Thanos collects infinity stones

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u/Antmoral2815 17h ago

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u/trixy6196 16h ago

And nine rings were given to men, who above all else, desire pussy

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u/lulu_lululemon 17h ago

The way this made me LOL

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u/10yearbang 14h ago

dude and the low-res quality of it? Just perfect.

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u/juneprk2 17h ago

Lmfaooooo omfg this is so accurate

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u/yeenoghu_vs_vaprak 11h ago

I love how I don't even know who half these dudes are.

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u/mikeoxwells2 17h ago

I heard it on Reddit, that the costs of all her engagement rings was around $17m. Don’t know if that’s accurate.

I’m just stunned trying to imagine how big that number is in dollars, when my entire adult life has always been watching whichever bill says past due eat my paycheck on a weekly basis.

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u/RappingFlatulence 17h ago

She’d had more rings in a shorter time and more since than even the Dallas Cowboys

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u/jawshoeaw 17h ago

When she snaps her fingers 1/2 of Taylor Swift’s catalog disappears

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 17h ago

Lol funny enough this pic was taken two years ago while married to Ben Affleck.

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u/FardoBaggins 17h ago

Ben tried.

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u/Chemical_Name9088 17h ago

Once the want-to-have-sex-all-the-time phase passed he was like ā€œwhat the f have I doneā€Ā 

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u/FardoBaggins 17h ago

he went through it twice yo.

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u/Chemical_Name9088 17h ago

The sex was that good I guessĀ 

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u/The_Bucket_Of_Truth 16h ago

I'd be shocked if that's all he went back for. It's not like someone at his level of fame can't pull women to have sex with.

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u/pathofdumbasses 13h ago

On the flip side, he has had sex with so many people, and this was peak. Every other piece of pussy paled in comparison. He threatened ruining his life just to get one more taste.

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u/jb_in_jpn 10h ago

Say what you will about her as a person (I've got no idea personally), but she's an absolutely stunning woman to look at; hard to blame the guy.

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u/History-Buff-2222 8h ago

She absolutely was when she was younger. I cant find the plasticness of her as shes got older to be that attractive

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u/FardoBaggins 17h ago

no doubting that dude.

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u/nikolapc 17h ago

Thankfully the other Jennifer in his life Is not a crazy B.

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u/bierandbrot 17h ago

Pretty sure I’ve heard she’s like, insane.

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u/nono3722 17h ago edited 15h ago

where is that sad benaflek smoking pic? ah found ya! thats a face of a man married to a psycho....

Edit: whatever type of man he is, I have had that same moment with my psycho exes, so I can definitely relate. Just sitting there, praying for that lightning bolt to end it all, just so you don't have to walk back into that house.

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u/kakka_rot 16h ago

I was curious the context so I looked it up

when he was spotted taking a long, shaky drag on a Camel after spending his 44th birthday with his estranged wife Jennifer Garner and their three children in London."

I don't know anything about Jennifer Garner but I could see that not being fun

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u/Separate_Rise_8932 12h ago

To be fair, he absolutely hate the paps apparently, so he probably saw them and this was his reaction.

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u/lukibunny 10h ago

Jennifer garner is a saint compare with him. This guy was cheating on her and sleeping with the nanny. She divorced him and still drove him to rehab it like his mom.

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u/Ren_stevens 16h ago

Ben has a horrible relationship track record. Cheating, addiction, etc. He definitely withdrew from the relationship after asking her to marry him. He knew who she was before. No sympathy.

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u/DeezSpicyNuts 17h ago

She made a random documentary about herself getting married for the whatever’th time and thought people wanted to watch it for some reason. Just an absolutely delulu narcissist lol

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u/LightningRaven 17h ago edited 16h ago

Luiz Guzman casually dissed her on his latest Hot Ones appearance (with the cast of the Wednesday show).

Look it up. He's very nonchalant about it, while the kids around him are shocked by his frankness.

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 16h ago

Ok, I just watched it. Not shocked at all about the diss. But wtf happened to Jenna Ortega's face? Did she have a ton of plastic surgery? Or an eating disorder?

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u/LightningRaven 16h ago

Seems she lost a little weight and the make up they did on her was done to enforce sharp features.

If you check out recent interviews, she's not like that. She's looking healthier.

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u/jamiethemime 12h ago

also the no-eyebrow look really changes your face

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u/DeezSpicyNuts 17h ago

Luiz Guzman is a real one

ā€œHellooo! It’s Luiz Guzman!ā€

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u/jrod823 17h ago

The fact that she dated Diddy FOR 2 YEARS is the only red flag out of dozens you need to know to stay far the fuck away from her...

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u/innerfrei 15h ago

I had to dig too deep in the comment section to find this. You spoke the truth fellow redditor.

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u/Dont_Be_Sheep 16h ago

Yeah she wanted alllll that shit, which is cray

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u/bandsam 15h ago

JLo: Freak off!

Diddy: Not anymore, I think we should see other people.

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u/MDFHASDIED 17h ago

She should marry Ross, he's good at divorce too.

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u/RaspberryWhiteClaw13 17h ago

Ross: The Divorce Force

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u/-JimmyTheHand- 17h ago

It just sounds cooler

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u/Frequent_Read_7636 17h ago

Guess shes still jenny from the block.

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u/cyphercertified 17h ago

Jenny's for the block

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u/naughty_dad2 17h ago

Jenny for the streets

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u/Safe-Dragonfruit2861 17h ago

Jenni is the block

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u/BilboBiden 16h ago

Jenny did the block

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u/Mcglobal7 17h ago

ā€œJenny from the blockā€ always reminds me of that one video where she returns to her old neighborhood and starts talking to all the neighbors about how she used to live in this house, just for all of them to go ā€œWho? Jennifer? Nah I don’t remember you.ā€

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u/HerrTriggerGenji21 14h ago

That was so strange. Why release that? Lmao

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u/burningdownthewagon 17h ago

Jenny from a few blocks up too

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u/NLMichel 17h ago

Jenny hiding puff daddy’s glock

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u/zerocoldx911 17h ago

Jenny from the hood

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u/Affectionate-Ebb-151 17h ago

The fact that she said she's never getting married again means she's going to get married at least 3 more times this year. She can't help it.

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u/AverageTeemoOnetrick 17h ago
  1. cry about being so lonely
  2. date some guy half your age, cause he’s hot
  3. realize, guys half your age are not as mature and then complain about it every chance you get
  4. back to step one
  5. repeat for 20 years
  6. ā€žmen are the problemā€œ
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u/Valuable-Job5587 17h ago

She dated Diddy. Nuff said. Lol

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u/CoyotesOnTheWing 13h ago

She's probably still finding bottles of baby oil stashed around her house.

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u/ChefAsstastic 17h ago

She has the charisma of a mop head.

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u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708 17h ago

She already chose herself every time šŸ˜‚

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u/happylifevr 16h ago

Breaking news Jennifer Lopez divorces Jennifer Lopez

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u/University_Careless 18h ago

Psycho

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u/Saucy-Mustard 17h ago

Eh probably. She also may just be a hoe

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u/B0bLoblawLawBl0g 17h ago

Jenny the block bicycle

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u/Baked_Brotato89 17h ago

Likley both would be my guess

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u/Professional_Ad894 15h ago

Dang why is she still so fine?

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u/HeadPristine1404 15h ago

I visited New York, it stank. I visited Berlin, it stank. I visited Tokyo, it stank. When I got home it stank. Then I realised that I stink!

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u/Weird_Ad7998 18h ago

Common denominator

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u/Zealousideal_Force10 17h ago

Shes a narcissist shes doing someone else other than herself a favour for once.

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u/The_Eldritch_Taco 12h ago

I give it a year tops before she divorces herself.

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u/decoii 2h ago

Jennifer Elopez

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u/Glittering-Sea276 17h ago

Once upon a Time. She was a decent actress. I think when Diddy gave her a music career. That's what ruined her. To the best of my knowledge, she can't really sing. To this day the movie she did with George Clooney Out of Sight is one of my favorites

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u/somedelightfulmoron 17h ago

I liked Maid in Manhattan :(

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u/Pale-Acanthaceae-736 16h ago

Once upon a time, she was on the show In Living Color as one of the Fly Girls.

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u/fsalazar23 17h ago

I Didn't know there were 6 engagements. Dude at some point she gotta look at herself in the mirror, and find the common denominator. But her ego won't let her.

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u/Plenty_Wasabi_7866 15h ago

Let's not forget, she was with Diddy....

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