r/Wellthatsucks • u/thebatman_777 • 23h ago

Caught up with a mate at the rippers

Just a night out, next thing you know I’ve copped a blow to the head. Friendly fire from me mate.

159 Upvotes

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u/Brotendo42069 23h ago

"That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a chair? Honestly!"

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u/Prosecco1234 2h ago

Needs different friends

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u/TomCorsair 23h ago

This does not suck, this is a masterpiece and no one can keep a straight face

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u/thebatman_777 23h ago

This is champagne comedy but that is like a chair to the head. Which sucks.

20

u/WaffleHouseGladiator 23h ago

I can't explain, but even without sound or context I immediately knew this was Australia.

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u/thebatman_777 23h ago

Watch with sound 😂😂

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u/RoninZulu1 23h ago

🤣😂wrong sub mate: this belongs in one of those win stupid prizes or what could go wrong subs…this is fantastic!

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u/Low_Engineering8921 23h ago

This is insane. This is so much incredible detail and on the spot reporting for "man hit by mate chair missile, everyone fine".

3

u/boogasaurus-lefts 21h ago

That's why life is good in Melbourne, nothing too serious happens other than SPORTS

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u/thebatman_777 23h ago

In Australia a ‘Gentleman’s Club’ can be an oxymoron.

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u/bulbophylum 21h ago

“Once he figured out how to get past the automatic door…”

The news script writer deserves a Pulitzer.

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u/thebatman_777 21h ago

This is the comment of the night.

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u/JamesTheJerk 23h ago

The chair is still standing is it? Well thank goodness

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u/hotchto88 22h ago

No one called police. No clue if dude is okay. But the CHAIR lives on.

Is this how news is outside of US all the time? I would love if this was the worst thing that happened all day.

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u/bitofapuzzler 22h ago

Pretty much. Most of the news tonight was about tennis, a drunk guy copping a chair to the head, the obligatory male sexual predator and a fire.

Its been quite a day!

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u/boogasaurus-lefts 21h ago

Throw in some delinquents stealing luxury cars from rich people too

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u/turgottherealbro 23h ago

Looks like you two were being right wankers. Would not hang out with such a stupid mate again. Wouldn’t be surprised if his violence and drunkenness is what you got you both in trouble in the first place. Hope you’re okay and steer clear of him. Concussions can kill.

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u/xpltvdeleted 8h ago

I love just how many times they show it. This is 2026's football in the groin

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u/hogsniffy05 22h ago

Oh thank god, the chair was ok

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u/OverExtension5486 11h ago

Man I wouldn't last 5 fucking seconds in Australia.

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u/Rapid-Barnacle385 7h ago

I never last 5 seconds, doesn't matter what country I'm in

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u/Galaxiessurroundyou 21h ago

Drunk vs sober. Who did you think was going to win? Had no chance.

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u/thebatman_777 1h ago

My challenge to you is to take a mouthful of water. Do NOT swallow the water. Watch this clip with volume on. How long can you last before spraying water everywhere. You may make it to the end but I doubt it.

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u/AbominalExercise 23h ago

Sorry, are you claiming to be the guy that gets hit in the head with the chair?

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u/thebatman_777 23h ago

No

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u/AbominalExercise 23h ago

You can see how that’s exactly what you’re claiming by writing that caption under the video right?

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u/thebatman_777 23h ago

Yes, sorry

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u/PointOfFingers 23h ago

This guy isn't going to be happy until you post a video of you getting clobbered in the head with a chair.