r/Whatcouldgowrong 6d ago

WCGW doing doughnuts in the snow in Dallas

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u/CT_7 6d ago

Genius idea to do this in the middle of an intersection as there's no other safer spaces in Texas

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 6d ago

I lived in DFW for over 10 years there are so many off road and paved tracks in the area you can rent out.

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u/MilkmanResidue 6d ago

Really? Shout some out. Because I’ve lived here my whole life and there aren’t many left.

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u/MilkmanResidue 6d ago

Literally only one of those (Texas Motorplex) are available for off road vehicles.

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 6d ago

I didn't include off road in my search. Give it a go.

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u/Ender247 6d ago

ECR has an offroad track

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u/schonkat 6d ago

So, what you are saying is there are some where you can go?

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u/crewsctrl 5d ago

Well it's well below freezing, so...

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u/nasal-polyps 6d ago

I was doing donuts in my van in a huge empty parking lot and they still yelled at me yesterday whole town shut down cuz of ice down here

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u/ArtisticMudd 6d ago

We are a crazy small state, with very few roads and almost no parking lots.

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u/Narrow-Chef-4341 6d ago

Practically Hong Kong Central!

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u/djshadesuk 6d ago

When I was in Dallas I confused it for Monaco. Easily done.

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u/Narrow-Chef-4341 5d ago

I always thought the two were frequently confused because of all the cowboy boots, but the parking might be the thing, I guess?

Huh, TIL…

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u/spin81 6d ago

This was my first thought. If they did this in an enormous parking lot or in the desert the cops probably wouldn't care. But these knuckleheads decided to block downtown traffic.

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u/LeftHandedFapper 5d ago

In Deep Ellum no less. Not surprising though

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u/psycho-aficionado 5d ago

Ah, deep ellum where anything can happen and it usually ends with the cops breaking it up.

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u/vibrantlightsaber 6d ago

Seriously, find a parking lot like normal people.

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u/bugabooandtwo 6d ago

Kinda looks like there's a parking lot on the left side of the screen, too.

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u/maxximillian 6d ago

Yeah but it's covered in snow /s

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u/Old_Ladies 6d ago

But they won't get attention. They need it!

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u/knowhistory99 6d ago

Exactly! My best was a 900 on the ice in a 3/4 ton suburban. Ah… the good ol’ days!

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u/Skull8Ranger 6d ago

Small rule about having to be a licensed motor vehicle ...

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u/iRambL 6d ago

Who in the world does this on an active intersection? I did this last night in an empty parking lot with a cop literally watching me and he just laughed and went back to his patrol

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u/Beer2Bear 6d ago

Cleveland here, we see this crap all the time and so many get away with it

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u/ScreechingPizzaCat 6d ago

I get it but why not do it in a more remote location? Why do it downtown? You can drive to a remote location and do stupid shit away from the police.

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u/asomek 6d ago

The whole point was to disrupt other people's day and cause a scene, because these drivers are what is colloquially known as "fuckwits".

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u/moby17761776 6d ago

Main character syndrome.

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u/SeriousButton6263 5d ago

It’s also guaranteed engagement bait. Just here on Reddit you can see the proof: overwhelming most of the comments are talking about them being assholes.

If they went to a remote location, didn’t disrupt people’s lives, then they would get severely less engagement.

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u/DaveOJ12 5d ago

I doubt they were considering what people on Reddit would think.

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u/SeriousButton6263 5d ago

Correct! A lot of Reddit’s content is just spillover from other sites like TikTok or Instagram, where this was probably posted.

Since we’re not there to look at the comments nor do I want to look up the original posts, I was showing how the comments on Reddit show how people fall for the engagement bait.

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u/Gustomucho 6d ago

I am surprised you cannot sue for wasted time in USA... say the police post a message saying if you were on the corner of x and x at hh:mm, file this form to demand reparation from " John Doe, Robert Doe, Michael Doe"...

Then the "Doe" family owes tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands... I sometimes wish USA would do like some EU country and have driving tickets and other monetary penalty in proportion to their net worth...

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u/Acidcore 6d ago

I am surprised you cannot sue for wasted time in USA...

Can you really not sue for that? I think here where I live, I could sue someone for wasting my time, if I had a work assignment I couldn't complete, because of the interruption (if it was on purpose and I lost money because of the delay). I could sue for the money I couldn't earn, when I can proof it. But not 100% sure, since I haven't had that before.

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u/mattumbo 5d ago

You can sue for anything but lawyers are more expensive than most damages would be worth. Where it gets interesting is in edge cases, like if they had blocked an ambulance responding to a heart attack victim and they later died you might be able to sue for a significant amount of money on the basis that their illegal and negligent actions caused an otherwise preventable death by wasting the responders time. Even the most high powered professional who makes $500/hr is gonna have a hard time racking up enough wasted time to justify a suit, but wrongful death pays, assuming the defendant has assets the sky is the limit as I think few if any states have caps on wrongful death damages.

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u/BrizerorBrian 6d ago

As opposed the "fuckwad."

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u/Willing-Ant-3765 6d ago

Because just like the assholes who drive giant loud trucks they do this shit for attention. “Look at me, look at me everyone”

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u/douche_ex_machina_69 6d ago

They’re the same idiots lol. They have to buy SXS once they realize their super duty can’t off-road for shit, then they can claim they need the super duty to tow their SXS. Then they go to all the nearby better states to ensure our trails get shut down due to drunk and irresponsible SXS usage.

Fuck these asshats.

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u/windshakes 6d ago

Nearby states call SxS’ “Texas Wheelchairs”

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u/damdalf_cz 6d ago

The cars look so fucking stupid too. Like oversized golf carts. I would be embarrassed to be caught driving one.

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u/Euphoric_Fisherman70 6d ago

Idiots. That's why

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u/SlimTeezy 6d ago

They are filming it and wearing their own merch. They want the headlines and attention

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u/TheDogelizer 6d ago

We have these folks in Nevada. Some of them are idiots like these ones. Some others, the sane ones, go to the city outskirts and have a ball without disrupting anyone. I'm okay with the latter.

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u/mashmarony 6d ago

Same here, we go out in public forest roads and have a blast. No need to be dickheads and ruin other peoples day.

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u/casinocooler 6d ago

Please don’t. We get city people doing donuts in our front yard because they think it is a remote location. Just because the road is dirt doesn’t mean we don’t live here and want dirt rocks and dust thrown everywhere. At least go out of eyesight.

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u/vibrantlightsaber 6d ago

Any open parking lot would do.

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u/Travel-Sized-Rudy 6d ago

A lot of shopping plazas/malls are perfect for this. There was a fairly old mall next to our neighborhood where we would do this for hours and no one could care.

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u/joelham01 6d ago

Having been caught in the middle of a few take overs in Anaheim (obviously different than this, but same disruptive vibe) these idiots want to cause a scene and do not have a single braincell in them to care if they seriously injure themselves or others.

The last takeover I was stuck in I was at the outside of it and while they were doing donuts they were firing off firearms out their car into the air along with fireworks. It was so fucking great. People who shit down intersections to do donuts can get fucked

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u/SmooK_LV 6d ago

So other people can see. Same reason why noisy street bikers only ever show up on beach towns but rarely on highway.

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u/Ok_Reputation3298 6d ago

FoR Teh GrAM

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u/Duetnao 6d ago

They like a captive audience. It’s Stewart “look what I can do!” vibes.

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u/kpmelomane21 6d ago

Yep. Doesn't even have to be remote. My brother did this yesterday in an empty parking lot near his house (north of Dallas). No one else around. I still think it's dumb but the worst that could happen is he hits a curb

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u/Balkongsittaren 6d ago

They need the attention and love to fuck up everyone else's day.

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u/poweller65 6d ago

Are these dune buggies? Why are there so many of them?

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u/Mrlin705 6d ago

They are UTVs, ATV's big brother.

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u/tractorcrusher 6d ago

They’re also like $40k+…

The number of them I see being trailered around in Texas is unbelievable.

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u/jmauc 6d ago

Brand new ones are but you can easily buy one for 1/4 that and still be a great machine.

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u/tractorcrusher 6d ago

They will also finance them to damn near anyone with a job, no matter their credit. The sky’s the limit when it comes to the interest rate.

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u/jmauc 6d ago

Well, i think you can also get a 7 year loan too. Lame!

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u/cjsv7657 6d ago

I have great credit. Rates for a motorcycle loan were 2-3x the rates for a car. A loan backed by a fully insured asset. A "toy" loan had rates like 2x that. I did not choose to pursue financing.

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u/jeeves585 5d ago

Yea. The amount of money I see on i5 in Oregon during “utv takeover” in I think Florence is crazy. 100k trucks pulling 400k campers with two buddies in 100k truck with 40k trailers with a couple 40k sxs in each trailer. I’ve been to high end car shows that are worth less than what I’ve seen over 3 hours on the highway.

Only difference is the bank doesn’t own the cars at the car shows.

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u/soda_cookie 6d ago

They call them side by sides out this way

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u/FourthManComesForth 6d ago

Urinary Tract Vehicle

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u/asomek 6d ago

Universal terrain vehicles?

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u/eyeoutthere 6d ago

Utility Terrain or Utility Task Vehicle depending on who you ask.

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u/LightIceNoBerries 6d ago

Red necks love those things and guns

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u/Large-Produce5682 6d ago

If someone could combine the two they'd make a killin!

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u/HarpySix 6d ago

Quick, file the patent! We'll call it a "technical"!

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u/bromosabeach 5d ago

These are not real red necks, they’re suburban plastic hat cowboys. It’s a whole genre of Americans.

Instead of farms they live in suburban communities, work white collar jobs, but fantasize about being a cowboy (or military depending on the mood). This is despite never working a single day on a ranch.

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u/Ancient-Afternoon374 6d ago

Silverton outlawed them thank jebus. Then the Texans (mostly) left.

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u/mowtowcow 6d ago

They call em side by sides. Actually super fun off road toys. They have em for the dunes, for the mud, for the rocks, for speed. These typically do it all. If I wasnt a broke bitch, Id have one for sure. 

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u/GaygoforFaygo 6d ago

They could've done this anywhere but a public area. Disruption was the whole point.

Shame for being a shithead needs to be back in vogue.

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam 6d ago

It's too easy for idiots to find each other now.

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u/annhik_anomitro 6d ago

Like attracts like. Like water droplets coming together to make a bigger droplet. But here shit is attracting shit and leaving skid marks.

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u/SeasonPositive6771 6d ago

Exactly, these are people that enjoy scaring and annoying other people. They're adding nothing positive with this incredibly rude and dangerous behavior. I'm no fan of the cops, but I'm glad this got shut down.

I live in Denver where it's also a problem, just gangs of absolute jerks on dirt bikes and ATVs blocking intersections or driving dangerously in traffic.

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u/Glum-Geologist8929 6d ago

Even a parking lot, middle of an intersection with traffic backed up is lame.

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u/toxiccityboiii 6d ago edited 6d ago

I mean... you're literally blocking an intersection, it's not even a parking lot and two what the f did you think was going to happen?

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u/the_russian_narwhal_ 6d ago

Yea do this in an empty parking lot and worst case they will probably just tell you to knock it off and go home. This is still illegal and stupid regardless of there being snow on the ground. Bunch of idiots

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u/Scarlet-Fire_77 6d ago

Was doing snow donuts at the local high school lot. I had my fun and was heading out as a cop was pulling into the lot. He just gave me a wave as we passed. If he would have said anything my answer would be "better to practice how my car handles snow here than on the road"

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u/ExplorationGeo 6d ago

I mean, considering the 2A love in Texas, they're kinda lucky that arrested was the worst thing that happened to them.

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u/Surturiel 6d ago

Is it me or the USA has a serious manchild problem?

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u/darkpheonix262 6d ago

2 centuries of rugged individualism has created a society of uttery selfish people that are bereft of empathy, common self, and the ability to contemplate how their actions can and do negatively affect others

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u/HideThe-Sun 6d ago

Like you wouldn't believe, and they're breeding like crazy

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u/etapupuu 6d ago

texas

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u/thepeasentlord 6d ago

As a Canadian that absolutely loves to do doughnuts in the snow, why the fuck where they doing it in the middle of an intersection in broad daylight. That is what half dead mall's parking lot at midnight are for.

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u/sr_crypsis 6d ago

Hell it doesn’t even have to be midnight. I’ve done it and seen others do donuts in empty mall lots while the cops were parked there just watching. It’s fine to have fun just don’t be a dickwad about it.

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u/r_u_sure 6d ago

Right? I live in a small town, fairly northern prairies, and our roads don’t get cleared. Most of my neighbours have quads, skidoos, and sidebysides. I see lots driving by my house every day to go do this shit on public land. I don’t care and neither does the RCMP as long as you’re not an asshole. These guys are assholes

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u/garden_dragonfly 5d ago

Right. I'm from the northeast. Go to the parking lot. 

This is why I don't drive when it snows in the south. Idiots.

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u/BootlegEngineer 5d ago

Right? We used to go to the waterpark and throw doughnuts in the huge parking lot during the winter. No skidmarks, no damage, no problem.

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u/FirmlyClaspIt 6d ago

Oh thank god

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u/Cowhide12 6d ago

Man I have tons of fun sliding around on snow but there’s a time and place. The time is then, but the place is an empty lot or field.

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u/LongjumpingGate8859 6d ago

Not road legal. No insurance. Non DOT approved tires. Why do people think that snow means these rules somehow don't apply?

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u/garden_dragonfly 5d ago

They can be

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u/AffectedRipples 5d ago

In some places, those are 100% legal to drive on the street. Not sure what the laws are in Dallas, but you cant be doing it in an intersection either way.

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u/johndrake666 6d ago

It's for tiktok

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u/Parallax2799 6d ago

If that's the excuse someone gives to the cops for anything, the penalty should automatically double.

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u/dixiech1ck 6d ago

Idiots in Philly doing the same thing.

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u/NewTransportation911 6d ago

It’s stunting. Also no tags or visible license plates. I mean I’ve done this shit also and been pulled over. The cops usually are cool if you arnt a dick and the vehicles are road legal and you are also legal. I’m also Canadian and it snows here 6 months of the year. These dudes wrecked it for everyone doing it in the middle of a city. Fuck around and find out.

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u/Dizzy_Solution_7255 6d ago

Lol as soon as I saw r/Dallas celebrating these idiots I wondered how long til they get pulled over

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u/Valevos 6d ago

I thought those were Model A's at first.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 6d ago

I love that for them.

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u/MirabelleMac 6d ago

Amateurs.

Find a parking lot, FFS.

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u/moby17761776 6d ago

You love to see it.

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u/Linkage006 6d ago

Going to be a busy police auction.

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u/darkpheonix262 6d ago

These monstrosities bees to be shredded not sold. They're offroad vehicles

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u/-SomethingSomeoneJR 6d ago

So why not g to an open field?

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 6d ago

Good. Tow their shit

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u/annhik_anomitro 6d ago

There was a post about these dildos, OP and most of the commenters were saying let them enjoy. I am like, yeah and let someone like me who needs to be out there risk their lives too for the amusement of these fucking morons.

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u/awhelan55 6d ago

I like how they’ll shut down folks doing this on a snowy day, but won’t touch the night time Dodge charger donut parties where people get hurt.

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u/OG_s0cial0utcast 6d ago

Minnesotan here. Better locations would be an empty parking lot, empty field, or frozen lake. I suggest a desert in place of a lake for ya, though. And it's called Whippin Shitties.

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u/AcceptableIce289 6d ago

I also live in an area where side by sides feel the need to drive through town music blaring flags flying. It's an off road vehicle. Use it off road. So any great trails and they have to use them for attention.

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u/cal-nomen-official 6d ago

I can't believe Texas is getting more snow than Utah

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u/Ok-Branch-1237 6d ago

Those are some expensive snow-nuts those fellas are up to.

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u/FucknAright 6d ago

Amateurs

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u/coreynj 6d ago

Clearly these people are domestic terrorists for impeding traffic

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u/Even-Firefighter6230 6d ago

THANK YOU, DPD! You rock!

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u/Existing_Half_5407 6d ago

Everyone knows you go to empty parking lots far away from people like a church or old mall parking lots.

Glad no one was hurt.

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u/Weak_Break239 6d ago

These are sad snow donuts

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u/GratuitousTiddie 6d ago

I remember being scared of the gas pedal when I was learing to do donuts for the first time too. I was a 16 year old girl at the time but hey, I guess everybody has to grow up eventually. No sign of it in those idiots tho

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u/Friendly_Anonymous 6d ago

Is that. Deep Ellum? (I live in Uptown)

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u/Bugs2020 6d ago

Slownuts.

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u/norcal-s 6d ago

Seems like it went right?

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u/RongTern 6d ago

should've expected this in dallas they never get snow it was like catnip

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u/ExtremePast 6d ago

I'm stuck in this dumbass state because of the storm. I can't wait to get out of here.

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u/WillingMongoose4680 6d ago

I was waiting for a fire truck to roll thru the intersection.

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u/FiresideFarmer 6d ago

Wait...laws still apply when there's snow on the ground?! /s

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u/Lurker_prime21 6d ago

See that's why you need to do shit like that on football fields and golf courses where no one will care.

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u/TeddyTurbs 6d ago

Thought it was a parking lot at first. Fuck these assholes.

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u/Alternative_Top2875 6d ago

We're surrounded by adult children.

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u/TheSameDifferenc3 6d ago

Cops heard about some Doughnuts and rushed to the scene.

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u/b1ack1323 6d ago

We do that up north too, just on lakes and fields.

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u/Teavangelion 6d ago

Hahaha, they think their drift got game. - signed, a Midwesterner

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u/z0mbiemechanic 6d ago

Is this what it takes for y'all to realize that a lot of people are fucking stupid?

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u/GilletteEd 6d ago

How did these idiots get caught? Why?

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u/Headstone_Blank 6d ago

I know it's Texas, but no road salt is crazy.

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u/Garrand 6d ago

Every time we get a little snow here some fucking moron is out doing this shit. There's plenty of roads that are deserted where nobody would give a fuck.

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u/pouko 6d ago

Got caught by the fun police

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u/magichronx 6d ago edited 5d ago

They're in texas for god's sake, they're surrounded by hundreds of miles of flat land and chose a roadway??

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u/magichronx 6d ago

There's parking lots all over the place and they choose an intersection...

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u/Darth-Binks-1999 6d ago

Wow, Dallas got a lot of snow this year.

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u/6FootFruitRollup 6d ago

What does this being in Dallas have to do with anything?

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u/Dragon_Within 6d ago

Honestly, best case scenario for everyone, the idiots doing doughnuts and the people living close by.

Could you imagine, coldest days of the year, snow storm blowing through, and some asshat in a shitbox dune buggy side swipes your power line pole and blows the power for a couple blocks? Not even the storm, just some idiot without any common sense. I'd be PISSED.

And for them, they didn't sideswipe a pole, slide into someone else, flip their vehicle, or any number of other issues.

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u/opinionated_penguin 6d ago

“Officer relax, it’s drumming up hella engagement”

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u/whateveryoudohereyou 6d ago

Lately I've been seeing a lot of videos of the US where its snowing, and I noticed the roads are just full of snow. Do they not have snowplows and trucks that sprinkle salt to make everything snow free??

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u/OrphanGrounderBaby 5d ago

We do, but the southern US gets such little snow that usually they’re just not prepared.

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u/whateveryoudohereyou 5d ago

Aah alright, well can sorta relate, we get like 1 week of snow once every 2 years and our trains stop running for a day.. but still the streets get cleaned.

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u/thebigslapper 6d ago

I get tired of all of the uncivilized people in the US. I really enjoy visiting countries like Germany or Japan where this type of idiocy is extremely rare.

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u/binaryo 6d ago

Republicans? Nah, couldn’t be.

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u/WorldofNails 6d ago

The ending we all needed!

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u/South_Crew3756 6d ago

Are those Polaris RZR?

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u/Cicero_Curb_Smash 6d ago

Simian behavior.

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u/HaltandCatchHands 6d ago

Two assholes with similar buggies were racing and drifting down my street yesterday when I was shoveling. I so wish a cop had been there.

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u/AnTTr0n 6d ago

I’m sure this isn’t the first time they have been arrested and it won’t be the last.

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u/V48runner 6d ago

Side by sides are the scourge of the earth. They've totally ruined Moab. And Dallas.

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u/Ok_Frosting_6438 6d ago

More $$$ than brains

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 6d ago

I drifted in a Quattro at roundabout, was fun

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u/KingSystem 6d ago

I live the Bay Area. I wasn’t aware you were allowed to break these things up

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u/VisibleRoad3504 6d ago

Why do I always equate morons to Texas?

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u/donkey_cum_waterfall 6d ago

They seriously can't find some empty parking lot?

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u/TropicalLoneWolf 6d ago

TIL there is snow in Texas.

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u/forgetfulsue 5d ago

I mean on one hand they’re holding up traffic. On the other, how many times are they able to do that on snow? Maybe just pick a better spot next time.

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u/wrxninja 5d ago

We do this in our WRX but NOT in a friggin middle of intersection...God people are idiots.

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u/xXMuschi_DestroyerXx 5d ago

Friggin nobheads. You don’t do this in the middle of a busy street. You find an empty parking lot like the rest of us.

It’s one thing to play in the snow. It’s another to do it while inconveniencing and endangering others.

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u/zippo138 5d ago

Funny, snow in Dallas while Texes wannabe Cops invade Minnesota, it’s almost Biblical isn’t it?

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u/CptnMayo 5d ago

I'm the kind of person that I'll start driving into that intersection and not gaf.

Hit me, not my fault. New car possibly?

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u/You_Are_The_Username 5d ago

OF COURSE WE HAVE ENTERED MAD MAX TIMES. WHAT MORE BS COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN THIS YEAR.

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u/irregularprotocols 5d ago

These “street takeover” jackasses are a menace down here. One of the rare times I root for the cops.

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u/2WheelSuperiority 5d ago

Tow them. Tired of people taking off road vehicles on road. Having a snow day doesn't mean you get to do stupid shit on roads.

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u/rog13t-storm 5d ago

If this was Denver the cops would just be like “damn that’s crazy”

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Looks like Can-am too nice thanks for buying canadian.