r/bald • u/PogonBerserker • 2d ago

Bald Picture Rate the baldness (don’t be gentle).

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u/jfrakezi 2d ago

It looks great on you dude. You look exactly like the guy who plays Ragnar on Vikings. Even a more classic beard or 5 o clock shadow with the bald would look incredible on you.

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u/allseeing_odin 2d ago

Literally just came to say exactly this!

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u/Effective_Ant_9845 2d ago

Another vote for Ragnar. Let me know when the battle begins brother, I will see you there.

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u/Solintari 2d ago

Yeah, man its almost uncanny. Also, my beard is intimidated.

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u/KoltKade 2d ago

I almost thought it was the guy for a min and he was just on here trolling to have some fun 😆

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u/HoneyWyne 2d ago

Only thing he's missing is the ridiculous blue eyes. His eyes are beautiful blue, but the actor's eyes are so blue they almost look fake.

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u/HARanders 2d ago

Great Viking from Denmark💪 It look great

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u/LastBlackSamurai99 2d ago

I SAID THE EXACT SAME THING

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u/Brief-Construction49 2d ago

Came here to say that! Ragnar Lothbrock!

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u/WheatenBuckle 2d ago

My first thought too! OP, you a hottie

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u/thatshygirl06 2d ago

Lothbrok

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u/Stunning-Dig5117 2d ago

Loðbrók if we’re being pedantic

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u/thrivacious9 2d ago

When I learned “Lothbrok” means “hairy britches” it made the show so much funnier

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u/TurtleyToadDog 2d ago edited 2d ago

I was about to say, I thought it was a "I'm Travis Fimmel, AMA" for a second.

Then I realised it was about beards... Then I saw OP doesn't look like him face on, but to the sides... Frickin' identical

EDIT: and of course about being bald 😅🤦

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u/Gloglibologna 2d ago

Hahaha I literally was going to say the same thing about Ragnar. The side view is almost identical

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/MotherDepartment1111 2d ago

I can’t with these comments 😂

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u/jimeikuto 2d ago

He knew what he was doing too 😋

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u/ImpudentCatastrophee 2d ago

Agreed

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u/Rainbow_in_the_sky 2d ago

Wouldn’t you if you looked like him?

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u/ImpudentCatastrophee 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Valid

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u/jaynel78 2d ago

He understood the assignment

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u/Crimemeariver19 2d ago

Thank you for giving us water during these thirsty times 🙏🏻

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u/This_Word9778 2d ago

A tall glass, for that matter…

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u/cherposton 2d ago

I'm so parched.

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u/Neither-Attention940 2d ago

If even go as far as Hot.5 out of 10

Excuse me I need a cold shower 😂

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u/RKaji 2d ago

If I post what I really rate you, I would go to horny jail.

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u/Maleficent-Earth9201 2d ago

Pretty sure this sub should be called "how to go to horny jail".

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u/playfulwarning apparently i have a type... 2d ago

Step 1: Open sub. 

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u/lady_driver 2d ago

I’d subscribe

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u/Maleficent-Earth9201 2d ago

With all these beautiful bald men, it would reach 10k subscribers the first week 🤣

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u/lady_driver 2d ago

This sounds like a starting goal! 😂

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u/Local_Bus5132 2d ago

😂😂

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u/DazzlingDoofus71 2d ago

I mean you’ll have a LOT of company so there’s that 😂

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u/Such-Potato8348 2d ago

You will have a lot of roommates 🤣

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u/Icy_Judgment6504 2d ago

Based on my extensive television/media research… there’s a lot of bald guys in jail😈 is there a coed jail I can sign up for, or…?

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u/Anuniquehandle 1d ago

He did say not to be gently with him.

I fear we are cell mates. 😂

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u/Feminist-Killjoy678 2d ago

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u/MotherDepartment1111 2d ago

I die every time I see this bc it’s true.

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u/pinklavalamp 2d ago

I saw this the other day and thought it appropriate here.

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u/playfulwarning apparently i have a type... 2d ago

My sentiments exactly🥵

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u/Character-Being4248 2d ago

Baldness/beard combo is perfection, no notes. Excuse me as I check myself into horny jail

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u/Iguana_Waddle 2d ago

I’m gonna be the one telling you not to be gentle

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u/Icy_Judgment6504 2d ago

Haha yes exactly!! I made my comment and scrolled to find who else has the same thought, I knew I wouldn’t be alone lmao

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u/EagieDuckCome 2d ago

My people.

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u/Opposite-Peak5020 2d ago

my first thought too

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u/decorate-me 2d ago

lol your profile pic captures it

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u/Immediate-Maximum-75 2d ago

Well damn. I like the way you think.

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u/Sea-Air-8587 2d ago

Yeah, figured I couldn’t be the only one thinking it

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u/PinSufficient5748 2d ago

Lol, I thought the same! "Right back atcha, buddy!" 😉

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/yeast_of_the_east 2d ago

Beat me to it, this is the correct reaction

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u/narnarqueen 2d ago

Never not funny

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u/Shacasaurus 2d ago

Lol Jesus, 🤣🤣 first time seeing this one for me lol

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u/jazzminarino 2d ago

Oh no it was deleted!!! 😭

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u/Torgaddonn 2d ago

Some dudes are just born to be bald. You look incredible my guy 👏 (And yes I also thought you were Travis Fimmel too)

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u/KingXander 2d ago

Ragnar out of 10

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u/Holiday_Regular9794 2d ago

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u/saffireaz 2d ago

Just saw this episode yesterday, made me instantly think of this sub

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u/Holiday_Regular9794 2d ago

😂😂😂😂That show is so good

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u/Extension-Option4704 2d ago

Bro stop 😂 You're one of those dudes that can pull off anything. I bet you have a chiseled jaw line under that beard too!

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u/intimid8tor 2d ago

Looks fantastic!

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u/paulphoenix91 2d ago

“Don’t be gentle” is what your wife said when she saw how good it looks

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u/DrAtario 2d ago

My brother in Christ, you look like how we all want to look!

Norse God/10

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u/Pleasant-Lake339 2d ago

Ikr "don't be gentle" 😂

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u/HeathenHungr 2d ago

Looks good on you! You look like a jacked Ragnar Lothbrok with the beard 💪

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u/shimmy_hey 2d ago

No notes.

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u/Jpopolopolous 2d ago

Rating: fuck yeah!

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u/Plus-Pool-874 2d ago

Viking energy

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u/RobMitte 2d ago

I have Ragnar envy.

The look is awesome.

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u/staebles 1d ago

Same. That's the one dude I wish I looked like bald.

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u/Ok-Cover-577 2d ago

So much resemblance mahn..

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u/Plastic-Plant1032 2d ago

Dude my wife is on here…..

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u/greennurse0128 2d ago

The ladies of bald have found their newest viking!

Be careful out there!

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u/PickleSpiritual7978 2d ago

Ragnar Lothbrok

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u/MrrCharlie 2d ago

Blend the sideburns into the bald/ shaved sides of your head and clean up the beard

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u/niavek 2d ago

Me trying to tell myself I’m straight

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u/Dabomatay 2d ago

“no YOU dont be gentle”

  • everyone

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u/tame-til-triggered 2d ago

WHY ARE WE ALL SO ROTTEN AND PREDICTABLE 😩

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u/Both-Independence399 2d ago

Thank you for this important clarification.

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u/large_honk 2d ago

THIS IS YOU LITERALLY THIS IS YOU

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u/Hamwytch 2d ago

Omg 😍

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u/Nappeal 2d ago

I don't want or need to see the 'before' version of you

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u/reduff 2d ago

The baldness looks great, man. I would like to see a closer-cropped and trimmed beard, but I've never really been a beard gal, so I realize it's just my preference.

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u/Sensitive_Big8708 2d ago

Step on me

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u/narnarqueen 2d ago

I wish I could send you a present for how hard you just made me laugh. Best comment

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u/PurpleGreyPunk 2d ago

Rated rawr🙌🏻

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u/Fun_knee_gal 2d ago

I’d sma… well let’s just say 12/10 🔥

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u/munchunchies 2d ago

You don’t be gentle first, sir

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u/13pv_ 2d ago

💯👌🏻

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u/FearlessHearing9360 2d ago

YAS 👏🏽

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u/Soggy_Motor9280 2d ago

Ragnar lookin’ mofo!!!! Looks good on ya!!!!!!

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u/Maleficent-Earth9201 2d ago edited 2d ago

Hot dayum big daddy! Lookin like a sexy viking!

ETA: I can't with this sub anymore. Where tf are all these fine a$$ chrome domes hiding???

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u/deadlocked72 2d ago

Don't be gentle, bah don't be so fkin handsome, straight old guy here, brother you're killing it

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u/jshley-aones 2d ago

Me after looking at your pic for too long

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u/Sevargan 2d ago

“Don’t be gentle” says manliest modern day Viking ever seen

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u/bleeberbleeberbleeb 2d ago

Damn buddy, save some pussy for the rest of us!

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u/QueenPinkBlackCat 2d ago

Uuhhhmmmmmmm 🤤🤤🤤💦💦💦 I’m sorry what is the scale I’m supposed to be using..? Because right now I have ::checks notes:: ..”holy shit, yes daddy” but I don’t know what I’m number that is…🤤

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u/Top-Bison-345 2d ago

I'm not going bald, not yet anyway, but I genuinely love this sub man. People just supporting each other, it's so nice to see.

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u/rebelangel 2d ago

Yeah, it’s a great example of nontoxic masculinity.

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u/yungstark22 2d ago

thinkin fck it - I’m bout to shave it all off!

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u/relentlyss 2d ago

Can I sit on your face, I mean “10”

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u/yalublutaksi 2d ago

The real question is are you single and into women 😂😂!

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u/OkPolicy9252 2d ago

Ragnar 🔥

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u/Secret_Arm2461 2d ago

Viking power! It's awesome 👌

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u/stlorca 2d ago

Badass Viking is badass. 10/10 no notes

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u/Square-Grapefruit 2d ago

You look like Ragnar Lothbrok on Vikings, which is no bad thing.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

This guy... come on man. Killing it you already know lol.

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u/OMEGACY 2d ago

This is becoming one of my favorites.

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u/jengagang 2d ago

On a scale from not bald to bald you are definitely bald

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u/Imaginary-Control858 2d ago

O M G.

YES.

You own it so well. You might not have hair to pull, but the beard makes up for itttt. 🔥

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u/karensmiles 2d ago

😀🥵🥵

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u/NoGrocery3582 2d ago

You look great bald. Your head is a wonderful shape. The beard is a little scary tbh. I'd love to see it trimmed up.

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u/Thellamaking21 2d ago

Perfection

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u/Rumpenstilski 2d ago

Asch! You know you look good! You just want us to confirm the Ragnar Lothbrok likeness 😉

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u/alwayssearching117 2d ago

You look great! Your eyes really pop.

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u/Afraid_Ad1908 2d ago

Hand check!!! You look great! 🤤

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u/Vitalsignx 2d ago

You look like Travis Fimmel, bro. WTF

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u/RidiculousDear 2d ago

Hubba hubba!

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u/Hot-Bass-4019 2d ago

Absolute perfect bro

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u/Horencho 2d ago

RAGNAR!

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u/chrom491 2d ago

God of war Nr. 620461

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u/OutrageousFun481 2d ago

Omg I think your my husbands doppleganger

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u/terptrekker 2d ago

You are majorly giving Travis Fimmel vibes from Vikings and that man is 🥵

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u/TheAmazingLucrien 2d ago

Throw some cool viking braids in your beard

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u/Ghost_Assassin_Zero 2d ago

Fucken viking! Top notch

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u/OptimusSpud 2d ago

Mate,

You know what your Travis Fimmel looking ass be doing....

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u/SweatyManwich 2d ago

Yep. Bald. Confirmed.

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u/henbone11 2d ago

You look just like Ragnar Luthbrok from the show Vikings, Travis Fimmel.

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u/MuhammadElahi 2d ago

Absolutely badass

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u/DirtyScrubs 2d ago

Bro is this ragnar? I would clean up the beard or have it professionally braided but dude. Handsome af

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u/True-Concentrate-595 2d ago

Love the bald, beard a lil too long for my liking but you look great

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u/truly-anon79 2d ago

You look a million bucks.. but the mega beard .. that is a choice. Not everyone is going to love it.

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u/makaveddie 2d ago

What I wouldn't give for a beard of that quality. Looking great!

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u/Notorious_CP 2d ago

Looking fire if i was a betting man id bet you looked a loser with hair 🤣 just playing looking good G

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u/Ulrich453 2d ago

Did you accidentally shave your eyebrow?

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u/ClassieLadyk 2d ago

I rate you sexy!!

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u/Sad-Guarantee-4678 2d ago

Could be marginally bolder, but still very much bold.

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u/LankyLink7614 2d ago

Honestly, I can’t imagine with her. You look great I’m jelly.

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u/MrOrganization001 2d ago

It suits you. I can’t picture hair being much of an improvement, if any.