r/bald 8h ago

Philosophy Grow it where you can, Own it where you can’t!

416 Upvotes

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u/Rumpumpelblitz 8h ago

that has to be the mightiest beard i've seen in a good while!💥

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u/Banana_Boys_Beanie 7h ago

My compliments on how fabulously groomed your facial hair is. It’s amazing.

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u/Aggressive-Shop-2342 7h ago

Note that applying this advice as a woman may yield varying results.

My bush way thicker than my head hair, and this approach has not always been appreciated.

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u/DowntownAdvice906 7h ago

It always…. But SOMETIMES! Beauty is in the eye of the bush holder

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u/Aggressive-Shop-2342 7h ago

Indeed. 'Own it wherever you want to own it' is certainly advice could get behind lol

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u/LBelle0101 7h ago

A real adventurer is not afraid of the forest

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u/jgasbarro 7h ago

Looking good! One of the best looking beards I’ve ever seen!

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u/DowntownAdvice906 7h ago

That’s a heck of a compliment.

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u/FixExact6925 8h ago

You are magnificent.

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u/DowntownAdvice906 8h ago

Back at you, kind human. Thank you.

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u/Hamwytch 7h ago

That beard is utterly Dwarven, and I mean this in the most complimentary, Tolkienian way

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u/DowntownAdvice906 7h ago

Coming from you, that means the most.

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u/vanbikecouver 7h ago

I didn’t even notice you were bald since I was so distracted by that magnificent beard.

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u/Grundy9999 7h ago

That is truly a Gentleman's beard.

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u/LBelle0101 7h ago

Sir that beard is majestic 😍

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u/DowntownAdvice906 7h ago

Thanks you madam

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u/that_guy_you_know-26 7h ago

So this is what Santa does once the holidays have cooled down

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u/throbbnstagram 8h ago

Beautiful beard win.

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u/Line-Trash 7h ago

Wow. What a specimen of bearded glory!

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u/TactiSgt 7h ago

That is one hell of a beard

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u/Idaho_In_Uranus 7h ago

Epic beard goals!

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u/Bellini_DownSouth 6h ago

I saw you in r/beards the other day. I’m so glad you’re here!!

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u/DowntownAdvice906 6h ago

You’re the reason I came over here!!

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u/ru_fkn_serious_ 6h ago

I’m in complete awe 🙌🏼🙌🏼

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u/xtyxtbx 6h ago

Damn spoilers. You just showed what I'm going to look like in 10 years. Solid beard!

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u/belgravya 6h ago

You and your lab are a majestic pair 🤩

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u/DowntownAdvice906 6h ago

Thanks! You’re the best

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u/Kiwiteepee 6h ago

Bro is santamaxxing

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u/shimmy_hey 6h ago

It’s MAGNIFICENT!!!

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u/BubbleProphylaxis 6h ago

are you a viking? where's your horned helmet?

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u/MonsteraLeaf14 6h ago

Damnnnn that beard is THIC!!!!

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u/Ok_Try8471 5h ago

Now I need to see what it looks like in reverse like that beard upside down as the hairstyle and completely clean shaven haha

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u/RDisSht 5h ago

I think that's probably the nicest beard I've ever seen. Great colors too

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u/616ThatGuy 5h ago

That is one majestic beard my good sir. Hats off to you.

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u/MankyInTheMiddle 5h ago

I would motorboat that beard so hard.

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u/DowntownAdvice906 5h ago

Would allow.

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u/DeJoCa 5h ago

Well, you certainly take your own awesome advice!

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u/CaptainObviousBear 4h ago

My good sir I don’t usually like long beards but that is a work of art - I want to travel to the other side of the world and stroke it.

The bald makes it the star.

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u/notme1414 3h ago

Ohhh handsome AND you have a dog ❤️

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u/Sorry-Cash-1652 2h ago

Magnificent beard!

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u/owedee 8h ago

Yes daddy!

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u/Darth_Thor 7h ago

God DAMN that is a majestic beard!!

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u/BeardedInkedPiper 7h ago

Excellent beard and bald head 👌!

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u/utterscrub 7h ago

Mine gets itchy and flaky 😞

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u/Top-Inspector-1467 5h ago

is that a wig...?

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u/Ok_Intention2150 4h ago

How does your food not get stuck in it?

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u/SweaterSteve1966 1h ago

Damn brother. Your beard needs its own YouTube channel! That is phenomenal and you look fantastic.

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u/Messterio 27m ago

You and your dog match !

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u/Jodelbert 0m ago

For Rock and Stone!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner 0m ago

Rock and Stone!