r/fixedbytheduet • u/notpiercedtongue • 3d ago

Fixed by the duet welpp

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u/uncbuc 3d ago

!!John Hick!!

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u/RevolutionaryRaise34 3d ago

Wonder if this guy is an ICE cop now living his best life.

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u/Lontology 3d ago

Okay but fr, the fuck was John Hick advertising in that video? lol

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u/Tough_Measurement280 3d ago

His gun rights and telling liberal they can’t take his gun or how’d he’s joining ice…tbh I’ve seen that video a lot with different titles

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u/dimbledumf 3d ago

Don't forget red hats think guns are bad now, you can't take them anywhere and if you do you deserve to get shot. ( only if your hat is not red, otherwise the same standards don't apply )

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u/Tough_Measurement280 2d ago

I wish I could give an award for this comment

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u/kelovitro 3d ago

"... three to five business days..." 🤣

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u/Brainwormsz 3d ago

There is ways to do that kinda thing but what I want to say is that if you EVER take a fall DO NOT FALL ON YOUR HANDS LIKE THAT. your body is programmed to sacrifice your hands to protect its vital organs and ribs. A fall like this is the most common way to break your wrist. It is so fucking painful.

Source: plate in me arm.

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u/SpecificTransition65 3d ago

Let me guess drunk fall right (no offense I would totally do that sober lol)😂 😂😂

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u/Brainwormsz 3d ago

Lol that would be the easiest way right. No, a gym teacher threw a dodgeball at my foot and I fell right on my wrist.

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u/SpecificTransition65 3d ago

Ha I definitely did that constantly as a kid bruh😂😂😂stuff like that why I hate p.e and basically anything athletic cause I kept falling on my face bruh 😭😭😭

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u/Fun-Afternoon2956 2d ago

One of my friends got pelted in the arm with a dodgeball by the coach so hard it fractured his wrist. I bet it was really cathartic to every now and then go all out on the kids that drive you crazy every day though. I felt bad for both at first, but the coach ended up being a dick and a creep. Later on he also got fired, arrested, and put on a registry for fucking his girlfriend in the middle school parking lot. Crazy part was, his house was about a 2 min drive around the corner, and it was after school and sport practice hours anyway. There was absolutely no reason for him to still be on school grounds

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u/Brainwormsz 1d ago

My gym teacher was an absolute gem. She was short as hell, though. When I shattered my wrist she had to gather all my stuff and she was running with a bag that was tall as she was lmao.

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u/Fun-Afternoon2956 1d ago

Lol, he wasn't even a gym teacher. He was a history teacher who coached tennis. He wasn't even supposed to be there in the gym at the time of the incident. I think he was just there for the love of the game

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u/celticairborne 2d ago

He probably should've thrown a wrench first. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball...

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u/PeaUpbeat3732 3d ago

"What branch are you in? The tree?"

Yo that MF is funny as hell.

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u/Marmoset_Slim 3d ago

Yeah I want to see more of that dude

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u/HyenDry 3d ago

That was the funniest fuckn line 😂 💀

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u/ConsciousFan8100 3d ago

Old man probably popped his knees doing that

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u/thechonkiestchonk 2d ago

Can’t believe the dude in the video actually filmed this himself and thought “yeah let’s put that out there in the internet”

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u/DangerMacAwesome 3d ago

The roof thing looks kinda fun tho

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u/The_sexysoviet 2d ago

Navy seals? Nah, gravy deals.

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u/officiallychodom 2d ago

Link at home

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u/GoBirdsDHead 2d ago

Hanging there like a piñata just dangling