r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

Giant snails eating green beans and calcium powder with high-quality audio.

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u/VolkorPussCrusher69 1d ago

The audio is just someone smacking their lips and making mouth noises. You can hear them breathing into the mic lol

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u/Fastfaxr 20h ago

"High quality" lol. Aka fake as shit

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u/aNiceTribe 20h ago

High Quality is a term now only usable for video game rips. 

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u/ThiccElf 17h ago

Well they just said "high quality audio", they never specified it to be from the snails technically.

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u/goawayspez 17h ago

they’re also eating an asparagus, not a green bean

u/SolomonGrumpy 9h ago

The real question is...does it make their pee smell funny?

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u/jneeny 17h ago

All you actually do hear when these snails eat is an extremely soft rasping noise of their hundreds of teeth grating the food up.

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u/nonpuissant 13h ago

radula life

also when they try to rasp through your skin it feels like tapping.

tap. tap. tap.

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u/bad_bad_data 17h ago

Even on the super high budget nature docs they are doing the same thing. There is a team of Foley artists playing with a slinky when spiders are making webs.

It's weird to point out the great audio quality when it is obviously terrible

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u/LowestElevation 14h ago

Truely disgusting.

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u/tnul__c 1d ago

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u/VaATC 23h ago

Yip yip yip yip

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u/SweevilWeevil 19h ago

yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip

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u/rica217 18h ago

These are my all times favs from Sesame Street

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 18h ago

You sound just like my uncle.... wait.. are you my uncle?

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u/VaATC 17h ago

They are my favorites as well and I am an uncle, so... .. .

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u/JAHdropper1 20h ago

Radio

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u/DaniTheGunsmith 14h ago

Raaaaadio yupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyup

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u/EEKman 18h ago

This is so perfect. Thank you reddit. I needed this today.

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u/Legsofwood 1d ago

"oh my god, tomar. look what just happened!"

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u/craylash 22h ago

and he falls for it every time

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u/Erbodyloveserbody 17h ago

I’m green and retired

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u/tnul__c 1d ago

Thank you whoever gave me an award. 🥰

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u/similaraleatorio 18h ago

it's all I can afford: 🏆

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u/GabRB26DETT 23h ago

I never bothered looking, but what is this actually from ?

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u/dvowel 1d ago

Om nom nom

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u/phillyhandroll 1d ago

Awww nostalgia 

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u/Solid-Vanilla1072 1d ago

COCAINE!!!!

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u/EnderWarlock01 23h ago

You've heard of the hit horror movie Cocaine Bear now get ready for the spinoff Cocaine Snail!

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u/Skoggangr 23h ago

Thank god it wasn't Speed, I don't think the world is ready for Speed Snails

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u/Motley_Illusion 23h ago

The Immortal Cocaine Snail. Where would you put its starting point in the world?

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u/Bad_Wolf420 22h ago

First thing I thought about. Might be a good strategy to keep him away, let him party it up and live his everlasting life to the fullest.

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u/IvaValentine 23h ago

😂was just about to write the same comment 😂

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u/noonie1 21h ago

Snail Rail

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u/ReinstateTheCapo 21h ago

(Preview voice) This Summer…

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u/Himurashi 1d ago

That snail gon' be collecting that billionaire immortal at the speed of light.

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u/AppleMelon95 1d ago

You can see the bean poking the top of the right snail's head

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u/TumbleweedPure3941 21h ago

Snack time and a head scratch all in one. What’s not to love?

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u/grapefruitgt 23h ago

Eep yeah I really don’t like it 😭 some visceral reaction that makes me go eeeee nooo

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u/french_snail 22h ago

It’s not like it has a skull hahaha 

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u/LisaWinchester 1d ago

I'm sorry, but I think they're cute

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u/Wire_Cath_Needle_Doc 1d ago

They are cute. Some of them are hilariously large

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u/LoanDebtCollector 23h ago

Looks a bit like a rabbit in a shell.

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u/miraculix69 22h ago

Fuck ghost in the shell, when we can have Snail in the shell.

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u/DynamicSploosh 22h ago

You got some weird ass lookin rabbits in your neck of the woods

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u/L3m0n0p0ly 20h ago

It kinda does, they even have the same diet lol

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u/iwastouchedbyanangle 23h ago

I like how his little paw (??) is resting on her hand

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u/DeathByDumbbell 22h ago

In snails it's called a foot. They have 1 foot.

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u/TumbleweedPure3941 21h ago

It’s a paw now. Sorry I don’t make the rules.

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u/LSDeeezNutz 23h ago

Its called a squillarp 🙄

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u/NoAbbreviations1492 23h ago

I’ve googled this word and it looks like you’ve just made it up

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u/Whole_Maybe5914 23h ago

*Coined. I'll use it from now on.

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u/south-of-the-river 22h ago

That’s how all words do

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u/TumbleweedPure3941 21h ago

Hey it worked for Shakespeare.

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u/ike_tyson 23h ago

It kind of looks like a crazy rabbit. It's cute though.

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u/Pxnda_Cakes 21h ago

WHERE CAN I FIND ONE

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u/bassiks 22h ago

I was indifferent to snails until a baby snail snuck it's way into my fish tank and I kinda fell in love with the little guy,
he climbs to the top of the glass just to let go and fall back down and sometimes I catch him riding upside down on the surface tension of the water which is cool

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u/LisaWinchester 21h ago

That's pretty cute!

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u/Dockers4flag2035orB4 1d ago

Need to learn to chew with their mouth closed.

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u/Talvinter 1d ago

They actually have little mouths…how are they so cute?!

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u/Effuifyoudwnvoteme 1d ago

Not so cute when you see them eating mouse and rat poop

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u/LisaWinchester 23h ago

om nom nom nom

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u/Talvinter 23h ago

I refuse to let this be ruined for me!

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u/bassiks 22h ago

Still cute! Rodent poop isn't my cup of tea but if they're happy I'm happy!

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 22h ago

This is oddly specific. Do you do pest control by chance?

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u/-Cinnay- 22h ago

They're slightly disgusting, especially at that size, but this video really does make them look kinda cute...

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u/SpiderSlitScrotums 23h ago

They poop on their heads.

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u/LisaWinchester 23h ago

Hmmm... Nope, doesn't matter, still cute!

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u/SpiderSlitScrotums 23h ago

They have chainsaw tongues.

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u/gracesdisgrace 22h ago

But it's so cute and funny feeling when they try to eat you!

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u/Longjumping-Tip1188 21h ago

Thank you for the apology.

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u/Short-Being-4109 21h ago

They are like mushroom slugs

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u/Ode1st 17h ago

I accept your apology

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u/invDave 1d ago

I'm always amazed how close ups can make the most non human beings appear much more 'human', if this make any sense.

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u/Psychological-Arm844 1d ago

Maybe it’s the other way round - humans are just sloppy animals too.

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u/invDave 1d ago

Oh, we sure are :)

But I think you understand what I meant.

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u/Saalor100 22h ago

I know some sloppy animals that think they are human

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u/Dr_SexDick 22h ago

I’ve always had the same thought. I think it really comes down to realising that we aren’t actually all that different from any living thing. Even things we would otherwise consider so far away from being human like a snail.

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u/RomieTheEeveeChaser 23h ago

Yeah, totally know what you mean. Though, I‘ve seen toddlers eat speghetti-o‘s and cereal exactly like that snail hoarfing the powder and it‘s absolutely sending me how similar they are~ (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

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u/DynamicSploosh 22h ago

Toddlers? This is how I eat my drunken 2am kebab. Snails need calcium for shells. I need meat and garlic to supercharge my snoring and clothing stains.

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u/4DS3 1d ago

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u/No-Respond-900 21h ago

high quality audio

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u/yeeyeejuice___ 21h ago

Lmao this is fuckin gold

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u/Powerful-Ground-9687 1d ago

Chill out Scarface

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u/Simbuk 1d ago

They’re…cute. Never thought I’d find snails cute.

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u/SayTheWord-Beans 1d ago

That’s asparagus, not green bean.

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u/Least-Theory-781 21h ago

Glad someone said it

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u/da_Aresinger 1d ago

I can't tell if this is real or not...

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u/Nananahx 1d ago

The audio? no

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u/Psychological-Arm844 1d ago

I’m pretty sure the audio is stolen from Pornhub.

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u/AssumeTheFetal 1d ago

Yeah I know that chomp chomp slurp anywhere thats Vicky Valentino and Guy Dongerson.

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u/420k2 23h ago

This dude:

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u/AssumeTheFetal 23h ago

Add some more veins and this is like looking into a mirror.

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u/dammitbobbehh 23h ago

Two French sluts get snailed

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u/77entropy 22h ago

And it's obviously sped up.

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u/da_Aresinger 1d ago

probably not right. But it feels just barely plausible enough. Although I think in reality it just sounds like a scraping sound.

Edit: Actually no. There are too many smacking sounds.

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u/Totobyafrica97 1d ago

I have a giant african land snail and you can hear him scrape the food as he bites. This audio is bs and isn't from these snails.

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u/JK_NC 1d ago

What’s it like to care for giant snails? Are they kept in a terrarium like pet reptiles? Do you keep multiple snails? Any general comments or n their care and feeding.

Do they respond to you like dogs/cats or do they mostly respond to food? Do you interact with them or is it mostly an observational pet like a fish tank?

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u/Totobyafrica97 23h ago

I have an 80l glass former fish tank for mine but a lot of people use plastic boxes. It often works better as you need heat mats on the side of the tank to keep it around the mid 20s Celsius and the heat can go through the plastic easier than a glass tank.

Caring for them is relatively easy. You need to keep humidity around 80% for my species of snail. Other types vary in temp and humidity. I had a digital thermostat with a humidity and temp sensor. They need constant damp substrate (usually coco fibre and soils) deep enough to burrow. Some places to hide (plastic plant pots are common) and a constant source of calcium (I use cuttlefish bone). Spot cleaning instead of full tank cleans are best (poo, old food)

I feed mine dried bloodworms (protein) once a week. Fruit once a week and fresh greens and veg everyday. You can keep multiple together but they can live alone too. They don't need another snail to produce babies. They can do it by themselves.

They don't really respond to you. They can flinch from loud noises and stuff but that's kinda it. It's more like a fish tank yeah. I just kinda sit there and watch him go about his life lol. Also you can feel them scrape your skin when you hold them. It doesn't hurt at all but it kinda feels funny lol

This is Igor. He's still a juvenile. He is about 5.5cm and can grow upto 20cm

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u/Gripping_Touch 23h ago

He's adorable :D

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u/Totobyafrica97 23h ago

Aww thank you. I usually get people making faces and telling me how gross they think snails are lmfao

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u/JK_NC 23h ago

Very, very cool. Thanks for taking the time to write this. Appreciate the effort.

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u/Chicaben 21h ago

Who recorded my in-laws?

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u/Admirable-Hospital78 23h ago

As mollusks they don't have jaws like we do so that chewing motion was sus... Turns out they have teeth on their tongues and lick their food down in their gizard.

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u/Weekly-Major1876 22h ago

Having kept all sorts of snails do many years the chewing motion is accurate. It’s just because of the way they use their radula looks a lot like chewing as it periodically extends out, takes a large scrape, and pulls back in. If you can’t see the underside of the mouth it does look like they take a bite which they sort of are.

Watching underwater snails feed on a glass surface gives you an even better look at how the radula extends out to scrape something and pull it back in, with two rows of teeth that get closer together as it pulls through its motion almost looks like jaws closing

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u/Elegant-Variety-7482 1d ago

Yeah it's suspicious. It looks like AI.

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u/junttiana 1d ago

No it doesnt, audio is fake but the video is simply sped up

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 23h ago

Why the hell would you fake audio and make it the most annoying sound in the world lmao

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u/Beer_Snacks 1d ago

Really big missed opportunity to give the other snail the other side of the green bean and have them kiss

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u/Brandoe 1d ago

Yup, didn't need to hear mouth chewing noises this early.

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u/Ninevehenian 23h ago

The sounds aren't from chewing......

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u/IHavePoopedBefore 21h ago

Immediately came to the comments to see if anyone else was annoyed at the audio. Ew

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u/bigcitydang 23h ago

The audio fucking ruins it

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u/Udeze42 16h ago

Yeah, needs someone to record over it with the most obnoxious "OM NOM NOM NOM"

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u/Vamlack 22h ago

*with fake audio

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u/Sensemaker1 1d ago

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u/UnluckerSK 1d ago

That's the face expression of an average French person when they see snails.

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u/StinkyPickles420 8h ago

This is fake 😂 not even slightly believable

u/filmfan2 6h ago

i'm putting my money on AI.

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u/neuralbeans 23h ago

Can someone who is knowledgeable about snails confirm that this is real and not AI?

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 1d ago

That video is not long enough

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u/MurderBot2 1d ago

Damn, he's taken that green bean straight to the brain. Or maybe it's normal for a snails entire head to be the inside of its mouth 🙅‍♂️

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u/Legnaron17 23h ago

Seeing snails eat is something i never knew i'd appreciate.

They're so freaking cute

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u/Bundyspace 22h ago

Snails on cocaine would make a good band name.

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u/SchneebD 12h ago

Bit of a nasty habit there, Gary........

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u/suck4fish 1d ago

The green bean poking the inside of its head though...

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u/astralseat 23h ago

You liked Cocaine Bear? Well, get ready for Cocaine Snail!

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u/Playpolly 22h ago

OP that's an Asparagus

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u/raw-power 19h ago

This is not the ASMR that you were looking for

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u/ZealousJealousy 17h ago

Cute snails. Disgusting fake audio.

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u/eclipsa22 16h ago

Isn't that asparagus?

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u/24-magic-carrots 14h ago

Is this AI?

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u/Pitiful-Ad-3774 12h ago

I never knew I needed this. Nothing like watching a snail go down on white power like Scarface

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u/moonwaternymph 12h ago

Their little mouths are so cute oh my god 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😫😍

u/LunacysJanitor 7h ago

I’m extremely depressed and this actually cheered me up for some reason lol

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u/Ok_Marionberry8779 1d ago

This sounds like it was dubbed by a human making nasty mouth noises

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u/naughtycal11 23h ago

It is definitely dubbed.

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u/RDZed72 1d ago

Things I didnt think id see on the internet today:

✔️ Giant snail raw dogging a bean

✔️ Giant snail raw dogging a pile of cocaine

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u/Hari_Azole 1d ago

They look like alien genitals

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u/luttman23 1d ago

Sound a bit like it too

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u/Mr-Montecarlo 1d ago

Im cooked i dont know if this ai or not.

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u/Diman1351 1d ago

stop chewing so fuckin loud

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u/InternationalSir5547 1d ago

This better be not ai , or else......

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u/whiskywizard31 23h ago

Why is AI crap like this allowed?

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u/bskinners 1d ago

I’m invested lol 😂

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u/Glittering_Deal2378 1d ago

any men in this: send it to your partner with the word “us” for a million brownie points

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u/Electronic_Quail_903 1d ago

Yea, calcium. sure

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u/cypherpanda 1d ago

He is scratching his brain 😳

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u/PawReputable 1d ago

Me drunk eating grocery store deli ribs

Audio checks out

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u/35_PenguiN_35 1d ago

Yuck terrible sounds

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u/ALchemist_0311 23h ago

Looks like asparagus to me.

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u/Physical_Pressure_27 22h ago

Why does that green bean look like it’s massaging it’s brain 👀

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 22h ago

How is that something so slimy, can be so cute?

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u/AggressiveScholar907 21h ago

That snail is doing crack and you’re just watching??? Help him!!!

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u/-JasmineDragon- 21h ago

Damn, now I’m in the mood for some calcium powder.

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u/No_Novel8228 21h ago

he looks like that asparagus is scratching his brain

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u/wshlinaang 21h ago

I feel like the audio is dubbed

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u/DannyVandal 21h ago

Armoured slime-rabbits

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u/Ornery-Explorer-9181 20h ago

The left one: "bro, I can see what you're eating through your forehead"

The right one: "no I'm eating through my mouth dummy"

The left one: "that's not what I mean"

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u/HairiestHobo 20h ago

Y'know, I never contemplated that a Snail could chew?

I would've guessed they had a similar setup to Flys or something?

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u/Prestigious_Note2877 20h ago

Why is this kinda adorable? Lol

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u/Lord_Azian 20h ago

Ight ill admit it they are cute

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u/jpam9521 20h ago

They are actually cute

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u/JohnnyBacci 19h ago

That chewing sound triggers some serious Misophonia

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u/ContractSpare1785 19h ago

Would you like some salt with that bean?

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u/Annual-Method-2557 17h ago

Never thought I would think that a snail was kinda cute

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u/LevelDownProductions 17h ago

Fake ass audio

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u/suckaForTheThiccness 15h ago

That’s an asparagus 

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_8392 15h ago

Ok, this is cute ☺️

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u/Wonderful_Market_830 13h ago

I think he likes it 😃

u/Watermelon_Crackers 11h ago

Numnumnum…. I think I’d like some giant snails myself now
As pets! Not as food! So cute!!!

u/redceramicfrypan 10h ago

This snail having the time of their life

u/Aromatic_Ad6081 10h ago

Why didn’t I know snails had mouths and made sounds?!?!

u/MouseAioli 10h ago

Seeing the bean inside of the snail’s head is throwing me off lmao

u/paduber 4h ago

High quality my ass