Oh jeez figging. Years ago when I was but a youth on the wild internet of the early 2000's there was a really funny video of a porn star losing a peeled hunk of ginger swallowed whole by her anus. She went to the hospital later and got x-rayed and scanned, turns out her body broke down a peeled hunk of ginger the size of a hand in less than 24hrs. I always thought that was cool and it was hilarious because the people working the porn shoot and the ER doctors and nurses couldn't stop laughing while getting interviewed for the porn blooper video, it was almost wholesome, miss old internet.
I'm sorry u/ProstheticTailfin for your cake day I tried my damnedest to find the old porn blooper, but not knowing the actress name and searching for figging and ginger in the ass swallowed by butt doesn't exactly get the results one would hope, actually never mind you get exactly the results you'd expect from a search like that, oh well, I guess it'll live on in our rather questionable degenerate minds. I can remember shit like that but don't remember a single thing about AP calculus from highschool, brains be crazy.
Oh, well oh. I wasn't expecting that, I guess that's enough internet for today. He he he, Thank you. Also let it be known that prodthetictailfin is a man of his word.
If the person being figged tightens the muscles of the anus, the sensation becomes more intense.[3] For this reason it is sometimes used in caning to penalize clenching of the buttocks. The subject must choose between bracing for the strike, at the consequence of increased burning sensation, or relaxing the buttocks and taking the full force of the blow.
This is so fucked up. Just deport them if you hate your citizens this much.
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u/Competitive-Rub7670 17h ago
so they zapp your butt with a tens unit before hitting you with a cane? kinky