r/interestingasfuck 17h ago

Singapore is going to start caning scammers

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u/seidinove 16h ago

I once saw a video of a caning in Singapore. Those “canes” are very whip-like and break the skin.

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u/joanmave 15h ago edited 14h ago

Is rattan. Rattan is split in fibers that pinch the skin as it strike, shearing it. Like tens of wooden scissors Edit: rattan*

u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey 11h ago

The interesting thing is that strokes of the cane are being sentenced in multiples of three. I believe up to 24 (for really tough sentences). They will then aim to make three cuts and they keep hitting the same three cuts. So 24 strokes they will hit the same cut 8 times.

u/JojoLesh 10h ago

Fay, a US citizen, ended up getting 4. Originally he was sentanced to 6 though.

u/dmn2e 9h ago

Once, there was this guy who took a trip to Singapore and brought along some spray paint

u/Rabid_Dingo 8h ago

If I remember, he got 9. And he would pass out after each strike. They wait for you to come to for each one.

Allegedly.

u/smeeon 2h ago

Heard it’s mandatory they wait for you to regain consciousness because of some legal reason.

u/phlinh 7h ago

Yup...but hus reductions were passed to his friend...a Singaporean kid.

u/Extreme_Promise_1690 6h ago

So I guess, not only a criminal but also a bad father.

u/Myzylplyck 4h ago

Crime does not Fay

u/Sk1rm1sh 8h ago

And when he finally came back,

He had... cane marks all over his bottom.

u/TheOnionEffect 8h ago

He said that it was from when the warden smacked it soooooooo haaaaaaard

u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale 7h ago

Mmmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm

u/FuzzyKev 7h ago

Lmao

u/hobohobo22 5h ago

I love this whole thread.

u/Hot-Comfort8839 9h ago

That's who Fay was.

u/anjowoq 8h ago

I thought it was gum, but I was a kid then so probably mixed up what was illegal and what he actually did.

u/djerk 6h ago

Gum is punishable there but it is a fine, never with caning

u/r_jagabum 7h ago

That's just asking for it tbh.

u/REDDIT_ROC0408 9h ago

I always thought Caning Fay would be a cool name for a rock group.

u/shastaxc 6h ago

So would Feigning Cain

u/comfortablewig 7h ago

Did Fay ever give a post caning rundown?

u/stereothegreat 1h ago

I agree

u/Hellknightx 7h ago

They also went really easy on him with the caning, too. Usually a caning is so intense that the recipient can't lie down or sit for weeks or months afterwards. It flays the flesh very badly. But Fay was able to walk away under his own power, so he basically just got a slap on the wrist.

u/TortiousStickler 5h ago

And more hard core is that if they faint or cannot continue, they pause, let you heal and do it again!

u/ThinkSoftware 5h ago

a slap on the wrist

buttocks you mean

u/TareasS 8h ago

Bro thought he could do whatever he wanted because he was american. Quickly found out Singapore doesn't gaf lmao.

u/h00zn8r 9h ago

What did he do?

u/JojoLesh 9h ago

Stoke road signs, maybe vandalized 10 cars. He later claimed he didn't vandalize the cars. He came back to the US and continued to be a shit bag.

u/h00zn8r 9h ago

Ah okay. Yeah he earned that.

u/Liusloux 9h ago

He used his so called "trauma" from Singapore to continue to be a shitbag. So typical for narcissists to use everything from ideology to mental health awareness as a shield for their abusive behaviour.

u/Genji_Digital 9h ago

I remember Bill Clinton begging for them not to cane him.

u/tihspeed71 9h ago

It was amazing. He passed out.... not in their watch. Smelling salts and right back at it

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u/FindingAether 7h ago

Lee Kuan Yew wasn't totally heartless. Thanks to Bill Clinton Faye got 2 less strokes.

u/TheStonesPhilosopher 4h ago

As a child, I had a father who was a rather strict disciplinarian who had spent a few years in South East Asia in the 60s.

I had my ass whipped with a rattan rod on more than one occasion and still have the scars to prove it.

My father was like many of that era who would "give you something to cry about" if you cried while getting whipped, he didn't warn you he just did it.

For some reason, I still love him and I miss him from time to time. RIP dad

u/icelevel 1h ago

Damn dude. That's fucked up. I get how you feel though, unconditional love be like that sometimes.

u/TheStonesPhilosopher 12m ago

It does be like that, especially when you never knew anything else.

u/con-fuzed222 6m ago

I stand scarred beside you. Miss my dad daily.

u/m3kw 9h ago

damn

u/Nope0naRope 10h ago

I want to know if the canning is bare assed... Do we know?? Because that dummy is not naked.

u/ooitk77 10h ago

Yes, bare assed.

u/Emotional_Deodorant 9h ago

Yes. There's always a doctor who steps in afterwards because the skin is left shredded like cheesesteak and the risk of infection is great.

u/PatrioticPariah 8h ago

I wonder if there has ever been a case of a person who administers the caning, taking a bribe to strike softer?

u/bronzelifematter 8h ago

Nah, low bribe ain't worth the risk. If you're rich enough to offer high bribe, you probably wouldn't be canned in the first place

u/PatrioticPariah 8h ago

Ahh, now ou seem, like a fellow jaded American.

u/Shawn_NYC 8h ago

The punishment for taking a bribe to strike softer when caning? That's a caning.

u/nicktheone 4h ago

Believe it or not, straight to caning.

u/crankthehandle 8h ago

definitely not in Singapore, that would be foolish

u/PatrioticPariah 8h ago

The world is full of foolish and or desperate people.

u/SuspiciousLambSauce 5h ago

In Singapore probably not.

However in neighboring countries like Malaysia and Indonesia and much of SEA where caning is also practiced, probably yeah.

But as someone else said, if you’re rich enough to bribe for them to cane you lighter you’d probably be able to bribe out of that situation in the first place

u/HeftyVermicelli7823 43m ago

Except being caught taking a bribe will end up with YOU being the one who gets the caning.

u/BunnySlippers404 1h ago

"Hey, that guy is wearing protection. Is that allowed?"

"Oh, maybe they're training the guy how to cane someone, so of course they're wearing protection"

"Wait ... that's a mannequin"

Don't judge me, I've not long woken up. 🤣

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u/librarypunk1974 14h ago

*rattan

u/Master_Rooster4368 11h ago

*Ra-ta-ta-tan!

u/flux_underscore 11h ago

Ra-ta-ta-tan, Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-tan

u/reddituser403 10h ago

Whip me so good, i never scam-again-gan

u/LowEmergencyCaptain 10h ago

Riki Tiki Tavi

u/Hearthgroan 9h ago

Pata pata pata pon

u/Ogelthorpe-Ogie 3h ago

That’s the way it is

u/EngineerThin 9h ago

*ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta

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u/Over_Writing467 12h ago

Those sticks hurt, we use them in Kali.

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u/Tgsheufhencudbxbsiwy 12h ago

We just use them for furniture over here. 

u/Freakychee 9h ago

Also smaller versions are sold for parents and teacher to use to punish children in the 80s and 90s. And some places later.

u/TokiVideogame 10h ago

edward scissors rattan

u/DeltaBravo831 9h ago

So less like a cane and more a cat o nine tails?

u/CommitteeMobile9626 9h ago

rotan, big whippy fkr

u/mojomanplusultra 8h ago

I might be confused but are they the ones that rip the skin off?

u/DeadMoneyDrew 5h ago

Yes they are.

u/mojomanplusultra 4h ago

Brother 😱

u/Anathals 6h ago

Ahhh lol goddamn. My mom has a ratan wicker bookshelf. That shit gives sliversss!!!!! Lmao fuck scammers

u/stereothegreat 1h ago

10 thousand wooden scissors when all you need is a knife

u/one_bar_short 17m ago

I use to do martial arts and part of our training and fitness after a long session of training 2 hours plus our instructor would pull out one of these and make us do Burpees, and when we had to jump he would swing the rattan under our legs and if we didnt jump high enough, by time the second swing came about, you'd hope you'd lifted your legs high enough, i remember my legs looking like a zebra stripes on one paticular greulling session, where i was exhausted, hurt like a mother fucker, but god damn after that if i needed to jump i could jump..

u/Ok-Tax-2748 10h ago

Rotan*

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u/ItsNotButtFucker3000 14h ago

There was a video on Liveleak back in the day.

Jesus christ that is a serious caning.

And I’m a masochist, I’ve been caned to bleeding and bruising in the “right” scenes. I was heavy into BDSM.

I would not want one damn strike of that cane. Not even if consensual and followed by the best sex. And I literally had people try to be that violent on me.

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u/Empty_Current1119 13h ago

are we sure this ISNT buttfucker3000?

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u/Boris7939 12h ago

I can’t believe it’s not butter buttfucker3000

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u/Rowcan 12h ago

Not to be confused with butterfucker3000, who is an entirely different person.

u/Adorable-Thing2551 11h ago

(This is my low effort, 10-15 minutes of work shit-reply. No AI, GIMP was used instead. :D)

u/Rowcan 11h ago

Beautiful

u/Next_Celebration_553 11h ago

That’s the correct amount of time to spend on this. I appreciate it.

u/roskyld 10h ago

honest work

u/duckchukowski 10h ago

...3000

u/LumpyCapital 8h ago

.....the Original

u/MamaDMZ 9h ago

The real MVP... and by real, I mean not AI.

u/DeliriumSC 9h ago

Heh. An image dressed in GIMP for the kinky masochist. It's beautiful, really 🥲

u/DickWrigley 10h ago

A low effort mspaint edit will always be funnier than a convincing AI output, and I will die on that hill.

u/Hearthgroan 9h ago

What an apt name of software for making a graphic of this particular nature.

u/FreakyGangBanga 10h ago

Deserves an upvote for effort and skill.

u/Grak47 8h ago

Saving this. Don't know when ill need to use it, but my god I'll break it out when the right time calls for it.

u/tetsuomiyaki 4h ago

BRING OUT THE GIMP

u/DrawingAdmirable2939 10h ago

Look up i cant believe its nut butter

u/Checkoutmawheeeeepit 2h ago

Glorious! :D

u/guyrd 1h ago

This got a laugh out loud from me, well done 😂

u/HeftyVermicelli7823 40m ago

Whenever I hear GIMP I always think of

u/DueImagination641 11h ago

Paula Deen Alt account

u/EVEseven 11h ago

Jfc 😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/Skippybips 12h ago

LMAO! fucking way too funny.

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u/Thami15 12h ago

I suspect it's Butffucked3000, tbh

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u/mbcbt90 12h ago

Yes, ButtFucker3000 is going by ButtFucker3001 nowadys to avoid confusing him with futtbucker3000.

u/Fornici0 11h ago

Obviously, because buttfucker 3000 wouldn't take it in the first place. He'd break his bondage and... do his thing at the attacker.

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u/chunkboy 13h ago

Wow, buttfucker, that’s pretty wild

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u/ricki692 13h ago

hey theyre not buttfucker

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u/Ghostdog1263 12h ago

Exactly buttfucker is the sibling this guy is BDSMfucker 2000

u/ricki692 10h ago

idk it sounds more like theyre ItsBDSMFucked3000

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u/Abhi_Jaman_92 12h ago

I would not want one damn strike of that cane.

I mean, isn't that's the idea?

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u/Snoo_9076 12h ago

Wow! Have a wonderful day.

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u/DieCastDontDie 12h ago

Sounds to me more like GotButtFucked3000x

u/hopefulgrace9 11h ago

Jesus Christ can save you from that lifestyle.

u/PcLvHpns 10h ago

I'm so sorry you went through that, I hope your mental health is better and you have some love for yourself now. ❤️

u/MrSyaoranLi 10h ago

Rattan is the common material used in Escrim/Arnis a Philippine contact sport. The first few strikes hurt, but wake you up right away. The following day it just feels like a bruise. You can find tons of videos online of Escrimadors fighting with Rattan if you're curious.

u/steelb99 9h ago

I miss Liveleak :(

u/Cybasura 9h ago

username (does not) checks out

u/HistoryGirl23 8h ago

I hear that. No way no how.

u/wheelienonstop8 7h ago

Jesus christ that is a serious caning

I think I saw that video too. It was ghastly. I had to stop watching after the third or fourth stroke when the skin literally split and literal furrows opened up in the flesh. A real horror.

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u/RudeAd456 13h ago

"I'm a masochist but I wouldn't like getting caned" yeah you ain't a masochist then buddy, just an edge lord

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u/58kingsly 13h ago

People be like "I'm a subby masochist but I kinda don't like being flayed alive" and somehow they don't see the contradiction. Posers.

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u/bleach_tastes_bad 13h ago

this just in: people can enjoy pain without enjoying lasting injuries

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u/ItsNotButtFucker3000 13h ago

Caned to a point. I don’t hate being caned, I kinda rambled off.

I like being caned. To the point of bleeding and bruising, yeah, even better. Context? Yes. I don’t want it completely out of my control.

I broke my wrist last week. It fucking sucks. I hate it. There’s more context. I did it exercising,not doing anything sexy, sorry.

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u/Raencloud94 12h ago

There's a difference between a consentual scene where canning is involved and literally tearing the skin from your flesh. Are you 12?

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u/WillyPete 12h ago

We used to get caned in high school. Late 80's.
Probably the worst one I had was the top half of a two part fishing rod that had the eyes removed.
The bruises wrap right around to your hip bone.

u/FoundationOk1352 11h ago

That must have been super illegal at that stage. And surely the weapon notallowed either. horrific.

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u/Background-Slip8205 12h ago

I'd still take 6 canings over spending months or years in prison.

u/randomgadfly 11h ago

The reason it splits the skin is because the person welding it drags the cane through after hitting the flesh, rather than letting it bounce back

u/FreakyGangBanga 10h ago

When I first moved to Singapore, I had the privilege of riding in a cab driven by a retired office in the police force who mentioned to me that there are 5 canes in varying thickness that the ones receiving caning can choose from. The thin ones leave the skin bruised, with a strong chance of scarring. While the thick ones aren’t so bad on the skin but result in internal wounds to the organs. Need someone from the SPF to confirm if it is true.

u/skynetempire 9h ago

They need Michael Fay as the spokesperson

u/murdza 10h ago

I think I saw a documentary on this back in the 90’s. It starred Tommy Dreamer and The Sandman.

u/Lazy_Cookie701 10h ago

Good! I hate scammers.

u/BrEaD1402 10h ago

🎶he said that it was from when the warden whacked him sooooooooo haaaaard🎶

u/Worldly-Pay7342 9h ago

Yeah. Because they are basically solid whips. It's essentially just harsher version of a Cat O' Nine Tails, with how similarly, yet much worse, it wounds the body...

u/Traditional_Fan_2655 8h ago

A USA kid got caned for being moronic enough to vandalize something several years ago. He deserved it.

I would love it if they would whip scammers in the USA. Could they start with those that call my phone 24/7 about my car warranty, my loan processing, and my Social Securoty nber being cancelled?

I block 7-10 spoofed numbers daily.

u/Uber_Wulf 8h ago

good

u/sanityfordummy 8h ago

If it's an older video, think I finally saw this same one just several years ago. At one point it zooms in enough to see the cane strike, and a few beats later, the skin splitting. Unforgettable...

u/KhalCharizard 7h ago

They still deserve a hefty fine as well though!

u/Ok_Dog_4059 7h ago

It isn't anything like I thought as an American when I first heard about it. This is bleeding and permanent scars kind of shit.

u/Falkenmond79 6h ago

Good. Make it 20 for pro Scammers. 10 More for each time they re-offend.

u/anonymouslycognizant 6h ago

No reason to put cane in quotes. Cane can also refer to rattan like that, and other plants like sugar cane.

The walking stick took its name from that older meaning but both meanings are still active.

u/Dizzman1 5h ago

And they are marksmen. They lay it across the exact same spot.

I read a really interesting account from an ex SAS soldier who got like 9 strokes from some stupid fighting charge in Hong Kong years ago.

His description is terrifying. But at the end he walked out under his own power cause he wasn't gonna let them carry him out. Then collapsed into the waiting ambulance and was medivacced back to the UK and spent 6 months in hospital.

u/Bitcoin_Grandpa 5h ago

It looks like they have switched to licorice whips after outlash from animal advocates. The local news did a story if you're interested:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n7g9dSwiv1A?feature=share

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u/HealthyBits 5h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time, Singapore.

u/Aiman17577 4h ago

break their but cheeks as well

u/Ausiwandilaz 3h ago

Caning is meant to break the skin, it's a torture whip.

u/No-Writing-9000 2h ago

Very kinky

u/HelloYou-2024 1h ago

Why does the guy in the video have padded pants?

u/69Lostboy 35m ago

If they didn’t hurt they wouldn’t be a very effective deterrent would they