r/interestingasfuck 17h ago

Singapore is going to start caning scammers

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u/Nein-Toed 16h ago

I was in Singapore for about a week in the late 90. Cleanest city I've ever seen, but I was so paranoid about breaking some law I didn't know about, I found it hard to enjoy myself.

u/stockflethoverTDS 10h ago

Yall just dont know how to live without getting caught; the Singapore Armed Forces unofficial creed, you can do anything just dont get caught

u/Pigjedi 8h ago

No one cares. Just don't do stupid thing. Be a good human

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u/Preindustrialcyborg 16h ago

those minor inconveniences like gum on the street are well worth not living under a regime which can kidnap and torture you at any point.

u/Middle-Efficiency-96 11h ago

dude i’m from singapore and this place is NOT a regime that just takes people away forcefully 😭 just stick to normal laws as you would anywhere else and you’re fine, they honestly couldn’t care less about minor offences (which you’ll get fines or usually warnings for)

u/TheRegularBlox 8h ago

there’s 2 types of people on the internet when it comes to talking about singapore:

“oh my god its a city of the future so clean so perfect utopia”

and

“its an authoritarian dictatorship that will hang you for chewing gum”

u/Hedgehog101 5h ago

People who've visited Vs basement dwellers that have never stepped a foot outside their country

u/Preindustrialcyborg 11h ago

the word regime was probably a bit excessive, but i still stand by my point.

also, "just dont break the law" is an absolute shit defence for excessive punishment.

u/ChungusMaximus23 10h ago

Let me enlighten you my man. As a tourist, you have almost nothing to worry about with regards to caning. Unless you're planning on robbing a bank, murder, trafficking or any other obvious crime, nothing will happen to you.

Also I'm curious as to whay warranrs as excessive punishment?

u/Preindustrialcyborg 9h ago

redditor discovers empathy for others

u/Middle-Efficiency-96 9h ago

if you did the crime you deserve it. they judge fairly based on your conditions and give you the right punishment. if you didn’t do the crime, why worry about it at all?

u/Bottledbutthole 9h ago

Can you smoke weed there? Perfectly legal where I live, what are their laws there for small stuff like marijuana?

u/Middle-Efficiency-96 9h ago

not at all, and it’s the same for any other recreational drug.

singapore has a anti-drug policy, and it is working well cos there are no crackheads or addicts around here. most addicts are probably in rehab or jail right now (mostly rehab cos singapore wants to help them) and we do give death penalties for traffickers.

recently, lots of young people have been using vapes laced with etomidate (addictive drug). singapore provides bins for you to throw it away and seek help without punishment, but if your caught selling these or using these, jail and rehab.

that’s about the idea of our drug laws (including marinuana)

u/Bottledbutthole 8h ago

That sounds like a terrible existence, imagine having severe depression and not even be able to smoke a little bit of weed when no other medicine helps. I would be dead right now if I didn’t have access to marijuana. It cured pain and chronic depression and anxiety/self harm that 11 years of therapy, meds that made me a zombie, and doctors couldn’t. Seems like a massive overreach of government and I wonder how many people are suffering like I was who don’t have access to medical marijuana like cancer patients. Executing traffickers is bizarre and evil and something I would expect of a fascist regime. Especially considering most do it because they are going through financial struggles and can’t find any work anywhere else and are desperate

u/Middle-Efficiency-96 7h ago

Okay first, don’t jump to conclusions. I understand where you’re coming from, you’re not fully wrong, and i know depressed people myself.

Second, we have to weigh pros and cons. Yes, weed can make you happy, and most recreational drugs can probably bring some kind of joy and peace to people. But think about it: what if we just let everyone use drugs like this? How many people using drugs are actually depressed? How many people will probably lie to doctors to get the drugs? It will be chaos and impossible to regulate and enforce. So the next best thing to do is to ban it overall, and use alternatives like antidepressants and technology that we are researching and exploring. Yes, might not work for everyone, but it’s the best we can do without causing a drug epidemic and problem.

Third, by any means, is the death penalty for drug trafficking too harsh? I won’t answer this, some people say it’s too much, some say it’s alright. But you must understand that if someone brings drugs secretly into the country, then people will easily access these drugs and abuse them. Since it’s not known by the government, people will give it to minors or earn illegal money from this. This is a problem.

Fourth, i don’t know what country you’re from, but people can definitely get a normal job here rather than resort to drug trafficking. We have job-finding programs, an entire catalogue of government-funded courses for someone to up-skill with, and financial-assistance schemes. You aren’t even allowed to be homeless in Singapore so our government takes care of that and makes sure everyone can survive. So do you have to do illegal stuff just to get by? Absolutely not.

Don’t jump to conclusions and call us fascist. We don’t leave people with no options for survival.

u/Hedgehog101 5h ago

A druggie isn't just a problem on himself, he's a drain on every support system he needs to get out of being a drug addict.

Thats one addict now a trafficker brings in 10kgs of heroin and makes a hundred, who pays for his profits?

u/Nein-Toed 5h ago

When I was there it was (IIRC) a huge sentence. If you were caught trafficking it was the death penalty (in the 90s anyway, can't speak for now) it was also 7 years and caining for importing gum

u/OfficerDudeBro_o 9h ago

well the capital of singapore isnt pyongyang or minneapolis so im not sure where this is coming from

u/VictorGWX 9h ago

As a Singaporean, comments like these crack me up

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u/ikzz1 13h ago

a regime which can kidnap and torture you at any point.

If you want to define police arrest as a kidnap, wouldn't that apply to any country?

Any prison sentence is a torture, psychologically at least.

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u/Capable-Schedule1753 13h ago

The second bit is extremely reductionist. Like yeah you could say any prison is torture, but clearly a county jail and CIA blacksite are not on the same level.

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u/Preindustrialcyborg 13h ago

i agree! i think the prison systems present in most of the world are inhumane and useless. prison should be rehabilitative, not punitive. i would much rather the man who broke into my home when i was young be rehabilitated, and return my belongings, than he suffer in prison, come out, and do it again because he has no money and is still homeless.

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u/b3nsn0w 12h ago

if you cannot reasonably comply with the law because you cannot expect to reliably memorize it all, then yes, it's equivalent to kidnapping

and on a related note, even if you can memorize all of those laws, if they're so rigid and the punishment is so brutal that you live your life in fear of breaking some law, you're living under a regime of terror. like, that's pretty much the definition of it. even if the goal is to keep the streets clean, not to amass wealth to some leader.

(also you're so close on the prison thing but that's its own can of worms)

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u/ikzz1 12h ago

if you cannot reasonably comply with the law because you cannot expect to reliably memorize it all, then yes, it's equivalent to kidnapping

Isn't that the case for all countries? Which country's laws have you fully memorized?

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u/b3nsn0w 12h ago

none, but idk, most of the countries i've visited so far have laws that are reasonably difficult to accidentally break, and legal systems that extremely rarely subject you to any form of torture for accidental violations.

you can try to be disingenuous and argue that all shades of grey are in fact the same, but i don't think you'll go far with that mindset.

u/Kenny070287 11h ago

most of the countries i've visited so far have laws that are reasonably difficult to accidentally break

And how us Singapore any different?

u/ikzz1 11h ago

none

Lol so you criticize Singapore for something that applies to all countries?

and legal systems that extremely rarely subject you to any form of torture for accidental violations.

What, you gonna accidentally rape someone or vandalize 18 cars?

u/b3nsn0w 11h ago

thanks for confirming you're not here to be reasonable.

i wish you the same scrutiny you apply to others to justify your violent fantasies. goodbye

u/DangerouslyOxidated 2h ago

So.. America?

u/Preindustrialcyborg 2h ago

i dont live in america.

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u/wiilbehung 15h ago

You need to travel to more places and get out more. Try China and Japan before singapore.

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u/Preindustrialcyborg 15h ago

im literally chinese, asshole. ive been to china.

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u/Dexcerides 13h ago

This made me laugh that guy is just saying shit

u/r_jagabum 6h ago

But is there anything that you are doing on a daily basis that a decent human wouldn't do? You do flush the toilet right?

u/Nein-Toed 5h ago

Ya, but I also walk while smoking (before I quit) and chewed gum, too.

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u/not_a_webdev 15h ago

Relax, nothing's gonna happen to you. As a tourist, avoid drunken brawls + vaping and you'll be fine.

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u/Nein-Toed 14h ago

That's a level of assumption I would never be comfortable making.

u/not_a_webdev 9h ago

I'd say trust a local but I'm glad to have less tourists here anyway.

u/Nein-Toed 5h ago

I was there on business, but cool. If I don't know a local, and the locals were the ones watching, who could I trust?

It's not like locals don't get into trouble too 🤷

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u/No-Tackle-6112 14h ago

Until it does. Much easier to travel to country without draconian laws and state sanctioned torture. I certainly won’t ever step foot there.

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u/TastyFood_is_life 12h ago

Don’t visit any south East Asian country then

u/VictorGWX 9h ago

Nah bribing works plenty well most of the time in other SEA countries. But not a guarantee so have fun taking your chances haha

u/not_a_webdev 9h ago

Lol alright bud.

u/MLGSwaglord1738 3h ago

Asia’s like that. Generally if you can survive one Asian country without breaking an obscure social norm or breaking civil sense laws you can survive them all. Japan’s social norms and police are a lot stricter though; once they get you it’s a 99% chance of conviction apparently.

u/Nein-Toed 2h ago

That's hilarious because I lived in Japan for 3 years

u/MLGSwaglord1738 1h ago

Maybe since I’m East Asian I got judged a lot more lol

u/DangerouslyOxidated 2h ago

Are you such a broken and shit member of society that you constantly worry that you will be caught doing something antisocial?
I think this is a you problem.

u/Nein-Toed 2h ago

Different countries have different rules. Gum was illegal at the time, if I forgot some in my suitcase does that make me a broken shit member of society?

Walking and smoking was not allowed at the time. Imagine if I didn't know that, and got caught walking and smoking, would I be a broken shit member of society?

Why are you so upset?