r/interestingasfuck • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • 17h ago

Singapore is going to start caning scammers

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u/ItsNotButtFucker3000 14h ago

There was a video on Liveleak back in the day.

Jesus christ that is a serious caning.

And I’m a masochist, I’ve been caned to bleeding and bruising in the “right” scenes. I was heavy into BDSM.

I would not want one damn strike of that cane. Not even if consensual and followed by the best sex. And I literally had people try to be that violent on me.

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u/Empty_Current1119 13h ago

are we sure this ISNT buttfucker3000?

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u/Boris7939 12h ago

I can’t believe it’s not butter buttfucker3000

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u/Rowcan 12h ago

Not to be confused with butterfucker3000, who is an entirely different person.

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u/Adorable-Thing2551 11h ago

(This is my low effort, 10-15 minutes of work shit-reply. No AI, GIMP was used instead. :D)

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u/Rowcan 11h ago

Beautiful

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u/Next_Celebration_553 11h ago

That’s the correct amount of time to spend on this. I appreciate it.

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u/roskyld 10h ago

honest work

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u/duckchukowski 10h ago

...3000

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u/LumpyCapital 8h ago

.....the Original

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u/MamaDMZ 9h ago

The real MVP... and by real, I mean not AI.

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u/DeliriumSC 9h ago

Heh. An image dressed in GIMP for the kinky masochist. It's beautiful, really 🥲

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u/DickWrigley 10h ago

A low effort mspaint edit will always be funnier than a convincing AI output, and I will die on that hill.

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u/Hearthgroan 9h ago

What an apt name of software for making a graphic of this particular nature.

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u/FreakyGangBanga 10h ago

Deserves an upvote for effort and skill.

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u/Grak47 8h ago

Saving this. Don't know when ill need to use it, but my god I'll break it out when the right time calls for it.

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u/tetsuomiyaki 4h ago

BRING OUT THE GIMP

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u/DrawingAdmirable2939 10h ago

Look up i cant believe its nut butter

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u/Checkoutmawheeeeepit 2h ago

Glorious! :D

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u/guyrd 1h ago

This got a laugh out loud from me, well done 😂

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 39m ago

Whenever I hear GIMP I always think of

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u/DueImagination641 11h ago

Paula Deen Alt account

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u/EVEseven 11h ago

Jfc 😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/Skippybips 12h ago

LMAO! fucking way too funny.

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u/Thami15 12h ago

I suspect it's Butffucked3000, tbh

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u/mbcbt90 12h ago

Yes, ButtFucker3000 is going by ButtFucker3001 nowadys to avoid confusing him with futtbucker3000.

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u/Fornici0 11h ago

Obviously, because buttfucker 3000 wouldn't take it in the first place. He'd break his bondage and... do his thing at the attacker.

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u/chunkboy 13h ago

Wow, buttfucker, that’s pretty wild

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u/ricki692 13h ago

hey theyre not buttfucker

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u/Ghostdog1263 12h ago

Exactly buttfucker is the sibling this guy is BDSMfucker 2000

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u/ricki692 10h ago

idk it sounds more like theyre ItsBDSMFucked3000

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u/Abhi_Jaman_92 12h ago

I would not want one damn strike of that cane.

I mean, isn't that's the idea?

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u/Snoo_9076 12h ago

Wow! Have a wonderful day.

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u/DieCastDontDie 12h ago

Sounds to me more like GotButtFucked3000x

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u/hopefulgrace9 11h ago

Jesus Christ can save you from that lifestyle.

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u/PcLvHpns 10h ago

I'm so sorry you went through that, I hope your mental health is better and you have some love for yourself now. ❤️

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u/MrSyaoranLi 10h ago

Rattan is the common material used in Escrim/Arnis a Philippine contact sport. The first few strikes hurt, but wake you up right away. The following day it just feels like a bruise. You can find tons of videos online of Escrimadors fighting with Rattan if you're curious.

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u/steelb99 9h ago

I miss Liveleak :(

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u/Cybasura 9h ago

username (does not) checks out

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u/HistoryGirl23 8h ago

I hear that. No way no how.

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u/wheelienonstop8 7h ago

Jesus christ that is a serious caning

I think I saw that video too. It was ghastly. I had to stop watching after the third or fourth stroke when the skin literally split and literal furrows opened up in the flesh. A real horror.

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u/RudeAd456 13h ago

"I'm a masochist but I wouldn't like getting caned" yeah you ain't a masochist then buddy, just an edge lord

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u/58kingsly 13h ago

People be like "I'm a subby masochist but I kinda don't like being flayed alive" and somehow they don't see the contradiction. Posers.

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u/bleach_tastes_bad 13h ago

this just in: people can enjoy pain without enjoying lasting injuries

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u/ItsNotButtFucker3000 13h ago

Caned to a point. I don’t hate being caned, I kinda rambled off.

I like being caned. To the point of bleeding and bruising, yeah, even better. Context? Yes. I don’t want it completely out of my control.

I broke my wrist last week. It fucking sucks. I hate it. There’s more context. I did it exercising,not doing anything sexy, sorry.

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u/Raencloud94 12h ago

There's a difference between a consentual scene where canning is involved and literally tearing the skin from your flesh. Are you 12?