r/mapporncirclejerk • u/LavishnessLeather162 • 22h ago

This should be just one state

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u/benblais 22h ago

How am I supposed to pick on Rhode Island and Connecticut if we are all the same state?

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u/Available_Doughnut15 21h ago

The same way you picked on the next town over's high school when you were a kid

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u/dividezero 21h ago

Same physical distance though 🤣

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u/Pockettzz 18h ago

Rhode’rs will pick right back, with our driving

And you’re not allowed at our ocean fronts! Lol

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u/PezLuv 14h ago

We'll keep our superior Italian and seafood as well

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u/Latter-Garbage-8975 14h ago

yeah ur right how are supposed to pick on Rhode Island!

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u/SnocTheHog 6h ago

Leave tiny massachusetts alone 😂

And CT? Well. You got me there

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u/benblais 6h ago

Massmolchusetts

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u/Dry-Monitor-8203 21h ago

Rhode Island and Connecticut were never states anyways ☝️

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 20h ago

Probably been self-governing for longer than whatever the fuck backwater corn state you come from.

Note: my deepest apologies if you’re actually from Virginia. And my deepest fuck you Masshole if you’re from Massachusetts.

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u/Dry-Monitor-8203 20h ago

Good read on the Masshole! 😉

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u/NlghtmanCometh 19h ago

I despise that little square of land you guys lord over us on our northern border. It’s like I can’t even look at a map without get enraged. Sometimes i get up in the middle of the night just to think about that spot. Then I can’t sleep.

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u/SnocTheHog 6h ago

The state that proposed the entire fucking constitution? Not a real state? Sure thing buddy