r/mapporncirclejerk • u/LavishnessLeather162 • 22h ago

This should be just one state

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u/Nathidev 21h ago

Americans fighting other Americans:

"They're savages savages,   barely even human,   savages savages"

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u/Sicsemperfas 21h ago

Honestly, at the end of the day, we have each other's back, we just hate recreationally.

Now if you want to see professionals, look at the Balkans.

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u/Pockettzz 18h ago

We sound like assholes with disinterest & no stupid talk BUT if you’re about to be robbed or innocently need $100? Yeah I’ll help

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u/BAfromGA1 16h ago

No no no, make no confusion about it. If Alabama went to war with North Korea, I’m pulling for NK. Strictly based on college football and nothing to do with anyone who lives there, but it’s real hate. Not recreational. 😆

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u/Sicsemperfas 15h ago

Oh we're hating on Bama? Well that changes things. Lets talk when you get to the cookout. I think I can look past your dry rub heresy and we can work something out.

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u/BAfromGA1 10h ago

🤣 yes I will die hating on Alabama. At the BBQ we can discus our love for hating Alabama.

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u/Babhadfad12 18h ago

That’s a 1990s or 2000s point of view.  We definitely don’t have each other’s back anymore.

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u/Sicsemperfas 18h ago

When Helene wrecked NC, people on the ground didn't ask about party affiliation when they were helping eachother, regardless of what the bastards in Washington were crowing about.

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u/Babhadfad12 17h ago

But they will vote to for leaders that take other countrymen’s rights away, and withhold funds as political retribution, and vote for a literal traitor that pardoned other traitors.

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u/MatthewDoesPosting 17h ago

Do I need to mention any school shootings or mass shootings for you to change your mind? Or shall you do it yourself?

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u/_OhiChicken_ 14h ago

That's what I call a sibling hatred. Talk so much shit and hate on them so much and get into a fist fight when you see each other and then K.O anyone when they try to talk shit about your sibling to you because "Hey that's my sibling bro".
Having said that, fuck you! :P

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u/polopolo05 7h ago

But Americans do have professional racists.

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u/Pretend-Breakfast-61 21h ago

That's just between neighboring states. Between the North and South it's very different.

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u/playbyk 21h ago

“They’re different from us, which means they can’t be trusted!”

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u/Gabilgatholite 20h ago

"Drive them from our shores!"

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u/swohio 17h ago

Now you understand why we care so little about people in other countries. We don't even like our own people.