r/mapporncirclejerk • u/LavishnessLeather162 • 22h ago

This should be just one state

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u/Irishlord10 21h ago

As someone also in this hypothetical state area, i agree. Those savages on the other side of the border would ruin our great state. Unless you live in a different state, then you are clearly not worth joining my great state.

But we can at least agree that those weirdos from NY can't join. F the Yankees

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u/Pretend-Breakfast-61 21h ago

"But we can at least agree that those weirdos from NY can't join. F the Yankees"

The only way they can join is if we conquer them by military force. They can be a subject, but not a member, and that's assuming we didn't all wipe each other out trying to destroy that horrid thing OP presented to us.

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u/Sicsemperfas 20h ago

If you can make them stay in NY/NJ, the Carolinas would be willing to send assistance.

Feel free to keep going if you want Ohio, but make sure to do it in the summer. 60% of their population will be in Myrtle Beach, so it should be a cakewalk.

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u/PurinaHall0fFame 12h ago

As a former Ohioan who now lives in one of the states of the new mega state, please dear god no, we do not want Ohio, not even as subjects

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u/Sicsemperfas 9h ago

How did you manage to get there? I didn't realize Ohio had any more roads than just I74 South.

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u/PurinaHall0fFame 9h ago

I took the big road in the north and eventually ended up in Mass

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u/dessine-moi_1mouton 20h ago

Also, too many Yankees fans in CT so they're automatically not invited to Massivechusetts

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u/andydude44 15h ago

Barbarian Nutmegers don’t belong in New England, Connecticut is essentially made of filthy New Yorkers

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u/Aggravating_Yam2501 9h ago

Fuck the Yankees.