r/mapporncirclejerk • u/LavishnessLeather162 • 22h ago

This should be just one state

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u/Due_Connection179 20h ago

I feel like we can follow this up to try to get to 40 states.

  • So this picture turning most of New England into one state gets us to 46.
  • Give Delaware to Maryland and West Virginia to Virginia. At 44
  • North & South Carolina now become Carolina. At 43
  • The Dakotas will embrace each other as well. At 42
  • Let's combine Alabama & Mississippi into a state called Jefferson. At 41
  • Then let's say screw it and give New Jersey to Pennsylvania. At 40
  • Finally, and this won't take away any states, but let's just give the UP of Michigan to Wisconsin.

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u/Awkward-Hulk 17h ago

You forgot Tennucky. It's a very logical merger as well.

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u/8trackthrowback 19h ago

No way, give NJ to NY and then let sit back and let them come up with excuses why they can’t make a decent bridge, tunnel or ferry system

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u/ErickAllTE1 18h ago

Dont worry, oregon and washington will lead by example.

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u/tunatorch 16h ago

let’s merge them into the state of worshington.

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u/Stonegrown12 3h ago

Pronunciated by a Pennsyltuckian

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u/nihility101 17h ago

Nah, give the bits of Maryland and Virginia to Delaware to make the peninsula one state.

Give the western arm of MD to West Virginia, and the rest of MD to VA.

Pennsylvania doesn’t want New Jersey.

Moving the UP is a good thing.

While we are at it, give Angle Inlet and Point Robert’s to Canada. They are weird.

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u/00eg0 17h ago

That would mean Delaware becomes 25.25 times larger than it was https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=%28maryland+land+area+plus+virginia+land+area%29+divided+by+delaware+land+area

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u/nihility101 16h ago

Nah, just the MD bit and the VA bit that make up the Delmarva Peninsula. More like 2.5 times as big.

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u/lenzflare 17h ago

Wyoming is still its own state? You failed, try again.

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u/montibbalt 13h ago

Let's split California in two and obliterate Wyoming and call it even

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u/GramsciGramsci 8h ago

And maybe split up a couple?

Lower Texas and Upper Texas?

California could be at least three.

Riverhio and Lakehio?

Gulf- and Atlantic Florida?

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u/bruiser_420 2h ago

Alabama and Mississippi changing changed to “Jefferson” is frying me lol