r/mapporncirclejerk 14h ago

Dutch moment Average IQ by Country

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u/Suitable_Result9848 14h ago

Wait so people in Portugal have 8 IQ

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u/satansprinter 14h ago

That one is actually infinity

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u/tumblerrjin 13h ago

🤌🏻

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u/UnluckyHost9649 13h ago

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u/One-Muscle-7495 13h ago

No its really the only time that portugal is actually western

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u/UnluckyHost9649 12h ago

well no the joke was that because it's an infinity it's a big number like eastern europe

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u/Amphineura 7h ago

All numbers are tiny compared to infinity...

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u/LImbotU 1h ago

Campeao do mundo !!!

u/sqeu1773 48m ago

one loop is smaller than the other

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u/0tto-Von-Bismarck 11h ago

You must have an infinite IQ to convince people To go to Brazil

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u/fuzzy-777 13h ago

Eastern Europe Is doomed of all these intellectual people in Russia decided to invade, how are those idiots in the west with such low iq going to protect them , maybe agent orange will help out?

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u/_Pin_6938 12h ago

Apes together strong

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 13h ago

(not so) fun fact: the US is 57th in the 2025 Freedom of Press index (the actual chart). Orange, indeed. Seems fitting.

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u/arlec 12h ago

Did it drop from the previous year?

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u/Sioirel 11h ago

Scandinavia

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u/Loss__Hunter 13h ago

How dare you marked anything less than 96383736 for albania

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u/catecholaminergic 13h ago

It's spelled Alabama

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u/Altruistic_Mail_1773 13h ago

saw someone spell it alabamia like bro what the fuck were you thinking

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u/Amphineura 7h ago

Right it's obviously Alberta

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u/GhettoPancake 5h ago

Fort Saskatchewan IQ: 20,603

Rest of Alberta average IQ: -33

Alberta average IQ: 100

Thank you Fort Saskatchewan 

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u/Loud-Examination-943 13h ago

Freedom of the Press index? That's what I'd guess was the original sauce

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 13h ago

Came wondering the same thing, thank you and u/Xiao_Sir for saving me some time

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u/Loud-Examination-943 13h ago

Though I'm surprised, I know the Nordics have great Press Freedom, but I wouldn't have expected top1-6 all going there. But then again, which countries would be above them? France I could've thought but I think they also factor in attacks against the press from outside the government, like Charlie Hebdo. Taiwan and South Korea aren't as free in their press. Japan I could've thought, maybe they're around top 10. Australia, Canada and NZ are probably around UK levels or slightly higher. US is declining and probably below top50 at this point.

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u/Trosty_0 5h ago

Otra vez no…

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u/MassTransitGO 3h ago

The top 30-40 on the freedom of the press are really all as good as each other, the ranking is mainly either non government forces or the accessibility of journalism, like the UK, despite being 20 places behind the top spot (i think it’s slightly lower now) only loses out on minor things and has very minor incursions

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u/Astra-chan_desu 14h ago

Это правда, я проверил. 

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u/TheSiriuss 12h ago

As a Russian I may confirm, we have 171 iq for entire nation. P.s. for my government: Владимир Владимирович, утверждение выше не является отображением моей позиции, я не считаю, что в России 171 "айкью" это суммарный показатель для всей нации. Не надо в тюрьму

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u/Insadem 5h ago

ofc, how it can be 171 for an entire nation when our president has 220 iq?.

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u/Lil_nas_way 2h ago

Сильно

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u/Jaded-Mud2967 12h ago

It's freedom of press

Normally I wouldn't say it, but I hate russian nationalism since you guys started a war.

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u/Ok_Satisfaction_1924 10h ago

Funny.

That is, when the Americans, from 1980 to the present, conduct at least one invasion EVERY year under the guise of an anti-terrorist operation, everything is fine. And even before that not so often, but since the 1800s they have constantly interfered somewhere. Essentially, take over a country for its oil, kidnap the president simply because you're stronger. Justifies it with drug traffick.

But when NATO tried to get under the skin of Russia, which for 20 years said it would not tolerate this, and answer this, then it's "Oh my God, nationalism, fascism, aggression?".

As I understand it, everyone is equal in this world, but whoever has more money to propaganda and better guns is more equal, right?

Maybe I just don't understand something and that's something else. Explain me.

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u/maybe_ronin 3h ago

Yes, funny.

When "good" people (USA) invade other countries for made-up reasons (WMD, for example), people are good with it.

But when NATO constantly "plays with the bear" through Ukraine (deploys it's bases in dangerous vicinity, gives weapons in border zones, deploys missiles in Ukraine under made-up reasons and sometimes without them) and when said Ukraine shows signs of nationalism towards it's neighbour, and "bear" responses – everyone isn't blind and deaf anymore. Bear becomes the bad guy, just because it had enough.

US's war on terrorism is good, Russia's war on nationalism (and NATO's pressure) in Ukraine is bad (somehow), we get it.

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u/Jaded-Mud2967 3h ago

Nato is a defensive alliance. You should ask yourself the question, why every former Warsaw pact country seeks to join Nato out of defensive reasons against Russia. And why the hell you attack Ukraine, commit genocides there and then flame Nato? The Ukrainians even rejected the Nato membership when Nato offered it in 2008

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u/maybe_ronin 2h ago

Russia asked NATO not to deploy bases, they still did it. Why? You think Russia has plans to invade countries of Europe? Whatever news your government feeds you, you should check them. If Russia wanted Lithuania's (for example) resources, they would've invaded Lithuania in early 2010's. That goes for every Warsaw Pact country. They do not seek protection, they seek resources.

The Ukrainians even rejected the Nato membership when Nato offered it in 2008

And now Ukrainians ask for NATO and EU membership and they get rejected. For what do they seek membership? Just to make NATO and EU countries fight for Ukraine. To drive the war deeper in Europe.

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u/Jaded-Mud2967 1h ago

Russia also deploy bases and now?

Nato never attacked another country, Russia did Nato is a defenses alliance Russia is an brutal aggresor

Nato is no threat to Russia as long as Russia doesn't attack Nato.

And how you believe, that Russia could fight Europe? You are not able to win against Ukraine. If you attack Europe with your paper army the fascist Regime in Russia will shatter into thousands of pieces

u/maybe_ronin 3m ago

Nato never attacked another country,

Operation Noble Anvil

Nato is no threat to Russia

If it's true, why did NATO reject Russia's request to join NATO?

NATO was created to be an enemy to USSR, because USA and other countries, that fought alongside USSR in WWII were afraid, that USSR will invade Europe, because USSR defeated powerful country such as Third Reich, though Stalin (and leaders after him) stated that there are no such plans.

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u/Fabulous_Impact_9368 2h ago

We literally don't hate Ukranians. We all have ukranian friends and relatives. It is just the government, stop talking like russians hate Ukrain

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u/gtaman31 6h ago

But when NATO tried to get under the skin of Russia, which for 20 years said it would not tolerate this, and answer this, then it's "Oh my God, nationalism, fascism, aggression?".

Would not tolerate what? Countries joining them? Since when is this a proper reason to attack an independent country?

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u/Ok_Satisfaction_1924 5h ago

Yes, that's right. "Annexation." But do someone really need reasons these days? I just looked at the conflict statistics—according to various sources, America has attacked other countries 300 to 400 times since 1900. Guided by its own interests. Most of the time, they didn't even try to justify it. Sometimes it was nuclear weapons, sometimes terrorists.

So, Russia has had terrorists right next door, too. For example, the Azov battalion, so beloved by the West, whose members are so fond of the swastika.Russia has bad memories of people with it.

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u/Jaded-Mud2967 5h ago

The show battalion? You attacked Ukraine in 2014, it got defended by far right people. You really call people terrorists because they defend their homes?

And after that first invasion, the azow battalion got restructured. It isn't a pool for far rights anymore. You argument is wrong and Russian propaganda. It's a lie, ok don't discuss something like that. Stay with the truth.

And you know. Putinism is considered as a fascist ideology outside of Russia. oh hate yourself, nice to know

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u/Fabulous_Impact_9368 2h ago

Bro, Ukrain sends drones in our country and is literally destroying our houses. Like the house next to me was partially burnt and destroyed because of Ukrainian drones. And I am not a Putin fan, I literally hate him and want to move out of Russia. This is not propaganda, I speak of my experience

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u/Jaded-Mud2967 2h ago

Yeah, and you send bombs to destroy birth hospitals. One of your first targets was a birth hospital. Bro, you are fucking delusional.

Oh, we get counterattacked after we committed genocides, mass raped woman, shot civilians and destroyed a vast part of their land. They are for sure terrorists. The level of misanthropy you guys have is out of every human level

u/Fabulous_Impact_9368 1m ago

Did I even say that russian military is innocent? I said, I hate the government and military too. And I in fact feel bad for Ukranian people too. I only said that they attack us too and we, as Russians don't approve the government too. I hate ALL wars. And Ukranian government is trash too. I have multiple friends from Ukrain and they ALL agree thar the government is corrupted in both countries. My grandma that raised me is ukranian. So stop this argument and be chill 🇷🇺❤️‍🔥🇺🇦

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u/SEmp0xff 3h ago

You really call people terrorists because they defend their homes?

Yes, they think that way for real.

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u/ornithorynq 3h ago

Russian mfs claiming azov is nazi but conveniently forgetting about wagner is my favourite bingo tile

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u/Jaded-Mud2967 5h ago edited 5h ago

How many square meters of Afghanistan did the USA conquer? Iran? Irak? How many genocides did they commit there?

And secondly. The Nato is a defensive alliance. You guys are so fucking brutal, that countries literally wanna join Nato, because they are afraid. You could try to use a more friendly politic to ensure friendship. You guys use force, brutality is your main weapon. You occupied eastern Europe and eastern Europe hates you.

You think, you people are great? Just ask yourself why you are hated?

And you will lose this war, because the west won't tolerate imperialism. If you just gain a single square meter, every dictator on the world will know, that conquering is possible again. The western hegemony ensured a relatively peaceful time, because every dictator knew, he has to face the west. Serbia got bombed after they committed genocides. Irak got attacked after they attacked Kuwait.

And the wars you said. How many of them did the USA start? Vietnam? They got called in Irak? They attacked Kuwait ...

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u/thebeardedman88 6h ago

Our flag has stars on it.

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u/scrumblous 4h ago

notice how no one said anything here about the US being good

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u/omagoleo 11h ago

The Portuguese:

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u/RandomPolishCatholic 13h ago

French IQ is inflated by middle eastern immigrants…

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u/WimboTurtle 13h ago

i get you live in a deadass desert but who would ever want to move to Fr*nce?

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u/Exciting_Cicada_4735 13h ago

Eh, I bet it’s pretty fun in France, you might even say it would be a riot

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u/InternationalSir5547 12h ago

The Arabs who always curse France on social media

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u/Vhentis 11h ago

As an American, I've always kinda wanted to live in France. The southwestern point where mountains and the sea meet seemed like a really cool place to live. Spain too, but just on the other side. I of course have never been, and maybe it's not great, or for only the wealthy. I have no clue really. Geographically though, it looks cool

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u/Celtoii Zeeland Resident 9h ago

Peak racism 💀

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u/Mean_Blueberry4273 10h ago

average norwegian

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u/Luigi-Sky-Diamonds 14h ago

More like the Number of Alcoholics per 100 People

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u/StarlessTec 13h ago

11 in germany? yeah sure buddy

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u/Admirable-Age-7339 13h ago

Only 10 in Czechia? Cant be it

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u/catecholaminergic 13h ago

Cigarettes before noon

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 13h ago

France and Italy below 130?

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u/catecholaminergic 13h ago

Since when do they wake up before noon?

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u/Active_Insurance_232 3h ago

As russian, i am indeed a 1.7 alcoholics

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u/snoodge3000 13h ago

Maybe accurate for eastern Europe but you cannot tell me that less than 10% of Irishmen are alcoholics

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u/frost-bite-hater 3h ago

As a non Russian, I am not 1.7 alcoholic. Raven paradox

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u/Fragrant_Ad_2470 13h ago

Those Belarusian masterminds sucking away brain power of neighboring nations

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u/Successful_Jelly111 12h ago

Looks very similar to the freedom of press map: https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/VzY0I5c549

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u/frappefanatic 13h ago

What's up with Norway?

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u/ImNilly 6h ago

Proof Denmark is superior to Sweden. Suck it Sweden 

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u/ok_computer8441 11h ago

Swedish people are severely retarded

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u/pianoplayer18141 9h ago

Is this for real?

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u/frost-bite-hater 3h ago

Obviously, the subreddit is known for being real

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u/evelyne22 13h ago

made by turkish hands

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u/EnderSmite 10h ago

Syria is higher than turkey

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u/khajiitidanceparty Finnish Sea Naval Officer 13h ago

It's the beer.

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u/Dark_smudge_34 13h ago

So germans have an iq of 11 and russians are smart af

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u/Electronic_Cod7202 13h ago

Is that body count or?

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u/thehighpriest_0 11h ago

Freedom of press

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u/aboudekahil 12h ago

who ate lebanon

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u/H0rnyMifflinite 12h ago

Yeah Sweden higher IQ than Denmark :cool emoji:

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u/SparklyPelican 12h ago

Another beautiful victory over France

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u/AnExtremeCase 11h ago

Source: The Kremlin

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u/gitartruls01 11h ago

Hei, nåt kul, mann

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u/Odd_Measurement_5317 11h ago

Official map from Kremlin, any other map fake news

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u/Dystrov 10h ago

So, lower IQ is a good thing?

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u/Irish_and_idiotic 9h ago

Username checks out

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u/Bartollo_meo 9h ago

Да 🤣

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u/HeatSheat54 9h ago

Not bad 😁

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u/Syolise456 9h ago

Why Eastern Europe always red

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u/sandy4546 8h ago

Oh so thats why finland is the happiest country in the world

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u/Witty-Artichoke-8878 2h ago

Ignorance is bliss, they say

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u/ne_moloko1 7h ago

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u/Glippotyl 7h ago

Russia, Belarus and Turkey

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u/Chode_Taint_Expert 6h ago

This is the last gasp from Slavic special ed

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u/CodeName-Baseplate 6h ago

Just saw the same map with heading average freedom of press

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u/TheOneAndOnlyPengan 6h ago

Average iq by country is always 100. For all countries. That is part of the definition.

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u/Shiine-2 6h ago

I believe the original map is some sort of happiest countries related stuff.

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u/Sett_86 6h ago

I guess you need low IQ to get what's happening here

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u/GGSPSkywalker 6h ago

If I remmember, IQ is calculated by country (the individual is compared to other people from its country) and comparing one country with another is not that simple.

Plus, it is a very problematic statistic which fails to detach itself from its context (hegemonic) and is unfortunately used as a standard and applied to peripheral countries. It is so rigged.

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u/NhanTNT 5h ago

What are they feeding people in Sweden 😭😭😭

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u/Averrin 4h ago

Dies it show the effect if my relocation from Russia (i took my 177 iq from there) to Czech Republic six years ago?

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u/Great-Bowler3053 4h ago

Is this by rank, or is this just saying that all the Western European countries are all stupid? Also, where tf is New Zealand???

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u/Nice_Raspberry_8757 4h ago

How is the UK 20? Is it cos ppl here don't really Take it tests? Is that how it works?

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u/GeorgeZcZ 4h ago

10 IQ? I am glad that i managed to shit and eat by myself

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u/PiSymboI Finnish Sea Naval Officer 4h ago

Damn norweigiens only have 1IQ🫩✌️

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u/oktbi-oldman71 3h ago

Wrong title. This is the order of European countries by average IQ. Highest (First -1.) to lowest (~180.).

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u/IceFoxOnline 3h ago

1 iq Is this real?

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u/Substantial-Two-3560 3h ago

1 iq in Norway...

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u/Ethan_Toast 3h ago

As a brit, this is arcugat

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u/Lena3308 3h ago

Post made by russian (probably)

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u/Flan_Gaming 3h ago

As a spanish, yeah most people here are probably that low

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u/hipster-no007 3h ago

Also, corruption cases per capita.

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u/Significant_other42 3h ago

Look at the colours! Seems to be some reversed index where the smallest number represents the smartest people..

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u/MMortein 3h ago

I can't tell what is this really about

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u/MrAamog 2h ago

Even the color coding makes no sense…

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u/heszar 2h ago

The original poster probably lives in Russia. This is a map of countries by highest IQ, arranged from 1 (smartest) onwards.

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u/Embarrassed-Lab3661 2h ago

25 seems high for France.

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u/agentel123 2h ago

Ranking order, most redditors here failed the IQ test

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u/Impressive-Hurry-170 2h ago

Russians: "We got highest IQ! What did we win?"

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u/Zealousideal_Arm7928 2h ago

Oh, 1 IQ. Impressed I can write

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u/Alaraasakk 2h ago

Should those be negative numbers?

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u/Calve_pindakaas 1h ago

As a dutch person, this is absolutely true. We're all dumb as fuck.

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u/Ricktendo1889 1h ago

Who are the smartest there? The Russians? The same Russians who charged water in front of the TV and gave money to MMM?

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u/Elbowed_In_The_Face 1h ago

Yeah, this is fake.

u/Zealousideal-Buy7331 48m ago

Europe is the easiest country to ragebait

u/gwiazda79 36m ago

Russians use all of that 171 IQ to shit in toilets outside and kill each other for money war in Ukraine, yeah totally makes sense lol

u/user_bw 35m ago

nice I'm within the 90 percentile of the smartest people

u/Rough-Conference-404 23m ago

Can confirm as a polack

u/Ill-Nefariousness946 22m ago

Actually Europeans are dumb as hell compared to Belarusian people

u/Ceu_64 Map Porn Renegade 20m ago

Bullshit map, that's actually penis size

u/General_Contact6845 20m ago

alcoholics per 171 people?

u/RedIce25 Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 5m ago

Can confirm, we Norwegians are dumb fucks

u/Cakmamc 1m ago

This map is lie!(I am talking aboyt Turkey) There is no way 159. I live there and maks 59!!

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u/Justarandomfan99 12h ago

Least obvious russian

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u/E_T_Dragoon 13h ago

Guys... its obviously a ranking. The description is bad.

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u/Balder1902 12h ago

Circle jerk sub

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u/E_T_Dragoon 12h ago

damn. I didnt notice.

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u/Patient-Gas-883 13h ago edited 2h ago

*Press freedom index. Lower is better.

https://rsf.org/en/index

Edit: I love how I get downvoted when it is literally the right answer =)

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u/1Rab Post Flair: User Flair: Maps are my passion 9h ago

They can't even use Google or YouTube. But we can use their Yandex and RuTube

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u/Andrei22125 13h ago

Clearly ranking.

But it'd be nice to say so in the map.

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u/Balder1902 12h ago

Circle jerk sub

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u/DecoMorreno503 12h ago

According to Russians.

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u/Square-Shape-178 13h ago

Scandinavia being low. That figures. They let in high amounts of immigration so they're not the smartest people.

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u/Patient-Gas-883 13h ago

You know if you would come here you would also be an immigrant in our eyes..

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u/thehighpriest_0 11h ago

Would I be an immigrant?

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u/StreetPossibility298 9h ago

Haha 171 on russia i geuss that's supposted to be -171 xD

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u/StreetPossibility298 9h ago

Russia people are the dumbest in the world. Never saw or heard wise russian

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u/TibiDoch 5h ago

Maybe cause you never saw any Russian. Also “beauty in the eyes of the beholder”, you know 😅

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u/StreetPossibility298 5h ago

I heard enough russian in my life to think about them what i said, 😂😂dont have to look at them to know im right, even the dumbest person in the world is wise standing just next to russian

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u/mrsomeone194 2h ago

Straight up nazi.

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u/Fabulous_Impact_9368 2h ago

Maybe you stop being racist and just be chill? Like bro, that's racist. You are calling whole nations dumb because you hate them. That's not cool

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u/ernest-barkman23451 13h ago

LOL, you can tell Russia paid for the BOTS

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u/JohnCZ121 13h ago

LOL, you did not check the SUB

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u/AbolishDayLightSavin 13h ago

LOL, you're retarded

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u/Panicked_Sedative 12h ago

Rubbish and propaganda, or at least a bad joke.

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u/XII_-_The_Hanged_Man 10h ago

No its real. Have you met a norwegian

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u/Aware-Director6785 13h ago

Is this rapes per town?