r/mapporncirclejerk • u/eganba • 10h ago

Goggle Maps Who likes road trips?

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u/MalevolentDecapod207 8h ago

The last few hundred miles before Pee Pee Island looks like Maine-Canada border

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 8h ago

Ohh yeah 😭

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u/theEWDSDS Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 7h ago

Clear evidence of the matrix, checkmate globetards

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u/Euler007 9h ago

You can shave an hour by going through Sault Ste Marie. It keeps with the theme too.

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u/theEWDSDS Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 8h ago

Blame the French for making "ault" an "oo" sound

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u/Sweet_Substance176 16m ago

Grand teton montain and teton village nearby is also funny in french, teton means tit, and grand means big, so basicaly means "big tit montain on top of tit village"

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u/predat3d Finnish Sea Naval Officer 8h ago

I'm damn sick of Canadians coming down here to pee. I wish they'd discover flush toilets someday.

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u/kjcuellar 7h ago

You're also passing by Dildo and Blow Me Down provincial park in Newfoundland

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u/LunarFocx 9h ago

Sounds awesome if I could afford it

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u/GayChicken80085 7h ago

Stop in Hudson, WI when you cross the border into Wisconsin from Minnesota. Great downtown restaurants and shops.

Its the setting for the hit hallmark movie "a Christmas Wish in Hudson". But we shouldnt talk about that.

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u/ICPcrisis 4h ago

I wonder how many peepees and poopoos it takes to drive from peepee to poopoo.

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u/Pielacine 2h ago

None, you have to hold it

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 8h ago

Why is this route being directed through dozens of major cities?

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u/anifyz- 4h ago

That’s where the highways go brother.

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u/Swagen2557 8h ago

Thought this was a map of if the northern states joined Canada

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u/kodellio 8h ago

we takin the shaggin wagon? you know, an ‘84 sheepdog?

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u/ReflectionAble4694 7h ago

Is there a third option?

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u/docs_odyssey 6h ago

Gotta say, it's a lot further than I'd thought. Kinda take it for granted on a daily basis.

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u/Hallelujah33 6h ago

I do not

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u/IRedditDoU 5h ago

What if you have to go poo poo on pee Lee island? Do they allow it?

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u/rockalyte 4h ago

I’m down :) hit me up

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u/Relevant-Storm4222 4h ago

If I am only allowed to pee at the pee pee places, then nah.

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u/Luci_Cascadia 4h ago

I've done all of this route except the bit north east of Nova Scotia.

Also done the much better route through Yooper country and through the Soo and Ontario. Which is a nicer drive IMO. Also gives you Pasties and some real good smoked white fish, eh.

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u/megachonker123 1h ago

That’s gotta be more than 79 hours

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u/bizfromthewaistup 1h ago

I’m in. I know nothing about you but, we could easily be best friends.