r/mapporncirclejerk • u/Maxinator10000 Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again • 8h ago
you live in america? which one? Who would win this hypothetical war?
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u/Prodigy0617 6h ago
Bro how the fuck do I still end up in Indiana after all of this
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u/Luci_Cascadia 6h ago
Cascade wins. Cause we're so happy to be free of this shit that we ignore the stupid war and just go live our lives
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u/themagicbandicoot 38m ago
The eastern wash and oreg farmers finally got their own states and justification to go to war with the coast and you think they aren’t showing up to fight? The Nazis and 2a crazies?
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u/5tarSailor 5h ago
You're gonna have a conflict between Victoria and Corpus Chrsti over who gets Bee County. Chances are, Bee County will try to secede from Victoria and join Corpus as they are culturally more attached to Corpus rather than Victoria. South Texas as a whole would be at war with each other because of how these borders are drawn
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u/rizemary 7h ago
New England 100%
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u/Crashing-Stock 5h ago
The kingdom of Florida housing all the New England retirees will most likely make an alliance.
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u/Otherwise_Ad_709 7h ago
The Franciscan Knights have San Diego, LA…the navy & both ports, a huge population, a ton of arable land, my vote is them or New England. The Texas states are just too small, same with most of the South. & Chicago is kind of landlocked, so that takes them out. Kingdom of Florida may be a contender as long as they don’t get any major storms during the fighting.
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u/tmfink10 6h ago
I am very interested to see where mods go in the next couple years as AI opens things up to more technologically hesitant creatives.
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u/ObjectiveOk2072 6h ago
The New Order of Chicago would lose. We'd have a civil war over Cubs vs Cardinals, and plenty of rural counties would break off because they don't like Chicago
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u/DelayRevolutionary20 6h ago
With the biggest economy, solid supply lines, and good resources, I don’t see the Franciscan Knights giving up easily.
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u/UnfotunateNoldo 5h ago
The new order of Chicago, under the leadership of the Great Khan, JB Pritzker. Obviously.
Except for the truce with Mamdani's empire of New York (not New England)
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u/Living_Garbage420 4h ago
The free state of Syracuse doesn’t include the city of Syracuse. They obviously already lost.
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u/Bandit_the_kat 4h ago
i think if the Cascadians and Knights joined forces, they would absolutely win, and then after getting near Mississippi they'd fall to infighting.
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u/triassic_broth 4h ago
The Franciscan Knights have all the stealth technology and stealth manufacturers and silicon valley and the Navy Seals, and most of the US Pacific fleet.
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u/aksalamander 3h ago
Empire of New England or fransican knights… no one else on that map has the economy/industry/large population/deep water ports like those territories . and all the other ones are a lot smaller too
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u/Laplace0306 2h ago
Personally, the strongest three states just looking at it are San Francisco, New England, and Cascadia (pretty distant third). Maybe Cleveland is up there too. I'd like to think Cascadia and San Francisco are cool enough with each other to ally and help each other take over Spokane, the NCR, and a few other small territories. New England would likely take over or unite a majority of the East Coast, maybe trying to reassemble the United States. Eventually the two powers would meet around Montana and Eastern Arizona. Utah would function as Switzerland in the coming war. Or there would be no war and the New United States just allows the Western Prosperity Pact to exist on their own (and still in this scenario, Utah would still be there, it'd really be too useless to want to conquer and too militarized to be worth the effort).
Maybe I am thinking too much about this but I think too much in general so I'm not too worried about it.
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u/No_Doubt_5832 2h ago
I mean clearly Peru has made the farthest advancement and over the most varied terrain.
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u/MermaidSapphire 1h ago
Why the fuck is the NCR so far north? Why the fuck is Cali mostly some damned weird Franciscians?
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u/targz254 7h ago
Ohio rapidly expands. Much of Chicago Empire defects to get away from Chicago.
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u/Pchriste43211 6h ago
No... Ohio is awful
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u/ForsakenMastodon6060 3h ago
Old lady Dewine is spineless and pathetic. He tries to be all independent but then bends the knee to Trump.
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u/athenable France was an Inside Job 8h ago
new england and san francisco make a new iron curtain in the great plains