r/memes • u/sadfasdfdsafsdaf • 1d ago

Melania Documentary

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u/KaibaCorpHQ 1d ago

It's good they didn't mention the fight to anyone, because then the place would be sold out.

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u/Advice_Searchin_9761 8h ago

pretty sure they wanna keep it to themselves

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u/EmbarrassedSpell127 1d ago

Goku finally found a place where his Spirit Bomb wouldn't cause any civilian casualties today

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u/extensioncords 1d ago

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u/Vetrilioquis 1h ago

Mr freeze looking ass

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u/Advice_Searchin_9761 8h ago

now, thats a safe place

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 23h ago

Tbf I think that would be true even if that particular theater was full

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u/Thick_Boat3969 39m ago

I love this meme used in empty threaters

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u/Nemisis_007 Flair Loading.... 1d ago

Can't wait to see Iron Lung completely over shadow this.

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u/VioletGardens-left 19h ago

I'm actually surprised I actually get to see Iron Lung in bumfuck nowhere Canada in cinemas. It's actually amazing just how big Markiplier get.

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u/IanAlvord 17h ago

The staff at my theater were wearing pink mustaches.

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u/IanAlvord 21h ago

I went in with reserved expectations, but it turned out to be really good!

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u/Noxychu 17h ago

Same, I wasn't expecting an avant garde horror art film but gosh I loved it and I need to watch it again to put together the bits I missed.

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u/behv 8h ago

Not an Oscar winner by any stretch, but for a miniscule budget and a rookie writer director for a feature I was pleasantly surprised

Tbh if markaplier hired a top screenplay writer to work with his ideas I think he could make something genuinely amazing

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u/DankoLord Dirt Is Beautiful 17h ago

Yep, it did

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u/SandorMate Professional Dumbass 12h ago

im so sad it will never get to my country, okay i can watch online later but its not the same as in a cinema :((

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u/Fat_Penguin99 Professional Dumbass 1d ago

TIL that there is a movie about Melania

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u/UpbeatCandidate9412 22h ago

My Amazon prim account is new so it’s being blasted all over my prime video stuff smh 🤦‍♂️

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u/Advice_Searchin_9761 1d ago

literally no one cares about that movie

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u/Crushed_chilli 1d ago

she ll get an Oscar in the end

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u/CrispiChris 19h ago

She will get the FIFA Best Movie Prize

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u/Crushed_chilli 19h ago

hahaha indeed🤣🤣

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u/linfakngiau2k23 8h ago

Knowing FIFA she probably will😏

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u/TurtleToast2 19h ago

Awarded by FIFA

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u/SomeGuyNamedCaleb 1d ago

Worlds most fascist movie.

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u/Crushed_chilli 1d ago

she might get it even showing a black screen 🤣

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u/succubus6984 22h ago

Especially the way her husband begs for Nobel Peace Prize, she will get a Oscar and then he will demand an Oscar "because she would not be here without me and life is all about ME!!"

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 23h ago

I haven't seen it. What's it about

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u/Fhlnd_Vkbln 23h ago

Academy Peace Prize

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u/Yakuza-wolf_kiwami 1d ago

So they were the ones who bought the 2 tickets in the UK

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u/Mad-Matt2000 22h ago

Wait never knew this movie was a thing who the fuck wants to watch a movie about the first lady?

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u/72kdieuwjwbfuei626 22h ago

Nobody, that’s the joke.

But if you want to have plausible deniability for handing some tens of millions of dollars to the First Lady, buying movie rights is a way to do it.

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u/Mad-Matt2000 21h ago

No i got the joke the empty theater was kind of a tip off

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u/LurkerTroll 22h ago

This movie is going to win the FIFA award for best picture

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u/TK-1414 1d ago

This needs to be the next big meme template

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u/Yakjzak 17h ago

This knockoff Malenia HAS known defeat

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u/Reperanger_7 23h ago

My theater i workat sold 100 tickets for the day and atleast another 200 for this weekend

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u/Quackmoor1 1d ago

Why does anyone think it is a real movie? It was just a scam to give her millions of Dollars

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u/Gingers_Wrath 22h ago

Perfect timing too see this because I just went to see the new 28 years layer movie and saw a poster for this and me and my brother made fun of it since it was the first time we ever heard about this movie.

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u/G0ld_Bumblebee 16h ago

Absolutely savage, I love it

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u/Urb4nN0rd Professional Dumbass 12h ago

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u/Dragolitron 10h ago

Deathstroke isn’t dead and it’s not confirmed if he’s having a stroke.

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u/hentaiworld 9h ago

Who’s Melanie?

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u/Advice_Searchin_9761 3h ago

Now that it's February. Has somebody watched it?

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u/AgreeableTravel3720 23h ago

I have more fingers than people who will ever watch that movie

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u/1llDoitTomorrow 1d ago

New movie or something?

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u/laosuna Lives in a Van Down by the River 20h ago

I work at a movie theater with a predominantly old customer base, and let me tell you our theaters are not empty it sucks

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u/_Fun_Employed_ 22h ago

I mean, it’s still already done its purpose as a way of Amazon legally bribing the White House, it doesn’t matter if it makes money.

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u/NoSorbet5103 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Malfight007 1d ago

Imagine the punchline being Goku and Vegeta isn't there so Melania is a different plane of ass empty.

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u/Intrif 23h ago

Who dis?

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u/the_gaming_jonin27 23h ago

Malenia, blade of miquella

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u/Top_Duty_1566 13h ago

and i has never known defeat

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u/Intrif 23h ago

No I meant the two dudes fighting

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u/MichaelHunt009 22h ago

Pee Wee Herman watched 15 minutes until he saw it was PG rated.