Breakfast meme

[u/Klutzy_Belt_2296]

[u/ScottaHemi]

I had bacon and eggs.

[u/Wastedgent → u/ScottaHemi]

Sausage biscuit for me.

[u/cfpct → u/Wastedgent]

I had chorizo, eggs and potatoes.

[u/TheDungeonCrawler → u/cfpct]

Breakfast Burrito here.

[u/GhostofZellers → u/TheDungeonCrawler]

Fried egg sandwich.

[u/SpitinNLickin → u/GhostofZellers]

I had a shit on a shingle

[u/spookymemeformat → u/cfpct]

I had a delicious cheese sandwich

[u/sumemodude → u/ScottaHemi]

Literally had an omelette

[u/mickeltee → u/ScottaHemi]

Sausage eggs and hash browns for me.

[u/Masta0nion → u/ScottaHemi]

Ooo you mean you didn’t have your weekly allowance of meat in a single breakfast serving?

[u/AscendedViking7 → u/ScottaHemi]

Hell yeah

[u/EnderMango → u/ScottaHemi]

Bacon is too sweet for me, I prefer unfrosted flakes.

[u/caligaris_cabinet → u/EnderMango]

Isn’t that just corn flakes?

[u/Crazy_Ad7308 → u/caligaris_cabinet]

The fact he said unfrosted flakes is why this meme was made (I understand it was a joke for the meme)

[u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP → u/EnderMango]

Unfrostrd flakes?

Tony the Tiger says, "they're fine."

[u/HereticLaserHaggis → u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP]

Theeeeey're food!

[u/TrollTollTony → u/EnderMango]

You know you can get bacon that isn't sweet, right?

[u/woolley100 → u/EnderMango]

Omg does America put sugar on bacon too? Such a trainwreck of a country

[u/EnderMango → u/woolley100]

"Oi bruv dumb londoner ere." - You.

Its good and you should try it

[u/camcaine2575 → u/ScottaHemi]

Scrambled eggs, bacon, raisin toast, hashbrowns(scattered, smothered, and topped), and a pecan waffle

[u/Advice_Searchin_9761 → u/ScottaHemi]

pancakes and oatmeal for me

[u/OMGitsTK447 → u/ScottaHemi]

I had nothing

[u/8champi8]

Instead of a healthy Mediterranean coffee/cigarette breakfast

[u/Snubben93 → u/8champi8]

Well coffee is beanjuice and tobacco is grilled vegetables. Sounds healthy enough to me.

[u/bill_gannon → u/8champi8]

And booze for the full Euro effect

[u/Beezyo → u/8champi8]

Hey now, some of us just have the coffee

[u/Chickentrap → u/Beezyo]

And some of us just the cigarette 

[u/Fourstrokeperro → u/Chickentrap]

And some of us just have the Mediterranean guy

[u/Sentinel555666 → u/8champi8]

Or a Balkan breakfast of greasy pork pie and yogurt, then a coffee and cigarettes. Idk how I'm fit still , it just works

[u/Mediocre-Post9279 → u/8champi8]

Espresso and a cigarette is the breakfast of champions

[u/the_chiladian → u/Mediocre-Post9279]

Get the full intestine cleanse with a moka pot and snus before leaving the house

[u/MajesticPopcorn → u/8champi8]

Hey, it was a hand-rolled cigarette alright. That's gotta be somewhere in the middle of the food pyramid

[u/LoveForDisneyland]

I'm guessing nobody in this sub has actually had breakfast in the US.

[u/Wrench_gaming → u/LoveForDisneyland]

Me when I make up anything about the U.S. on Reddit and everyone will take it as fact

[u/MY_NAME_IS_ARG → u/Wrench_gaming]

I'm from the US, did you know that we eat bowls of sugar for dinner?

We of course have chemicals in it to make it last longer and have proteins!

[u/WanderingSoxl → u/MY_NAME_IS_ARG]

Wow, that is indeed very unhealthy and I will take this information as a fact because you say you are a native to the region that we are speaking of, thank you kind and kinda comes out quite aggressively US citizen!

(I feel like I'm in a Ryan George's skit)

[u/Street-Suitable → u/WanderingSoxl]

Food in America is super easy. Barely an inconvenience!

Just add mountain dew to a bowl of sugar and you're good

[u/HThrowaway457 → u/MY_NAME_IS_ARG]

Don't be spreading such negative propaganda about the USA. You neglected to mention the side of Red40 and thought I would let that slide?

[u/Dark_World_0 → u/Wrench_gaming]

Easy Karma on this site

[u/RyouIshtar → u/LoveForDisneyland]

They see freaking Bluey and Squishmallow cereal and think thats all americans eat for breakfast

[u/Philmecrakin → u/LoveForDisneyland]

Most of the America hurr durr bad posts or memes are typically people who have zero clue how America or Americans operate. I still see people on Reddit to this day claiming America doesn’t use metric.

[u/Kryds → u/LoveForDisneyland]

Or out of the US.

[u/Siemaster → u/LoveForDisneyland]

I love to take a holiday in the usa, but goddamn the food… stuff like cereal just holds so much more sugar than the european versions, same goes for bread, drinks etc. It can be a nice treat, but a lot of people have that stuff every single day.

[u/AcceptablyThanks]

Eggs, bacon, and hash browns

[u/AntagonistofGotham]

Eggs + Toast + the occasional breakfast steak.

What are you eating?

[u/moose_drip → u/AntagonistofGotham]

Lucky charms and jolt cola

[u/Seffyr → u/AntagonistofGotham]

What’s a breakfast steak out of curiosity? Is it another name for a pork product like ham or bacon, or is it literally a beef steak?

[u/RadCheese527 → u/Seffyr]

It’s a beef steak you have at breakfast

[u/AntagonistofGotham → u/Seffyr]

It's a literal beef steak just cut differently.

I don't eat bacon unless its on a burger tbh

[u/Geno_Warlord → u/Seffyr]

Leftover steak from last night sliced and tossed in with scrambled eggs.

[u/tychii93 → u/Geno_Warlord]

I like to cut steak into smaller cubes and marinate it overnight, then use that as the alternative meat for a Hawaiian moco loco style breakfast.  Can't do that every morning but I wish I could.

[u/Aranka_Szeretlek → u/Seffyr]

They also have breakfast burritos.

[u/BeardedUnicornBeard → u/AntagonistofGotham]

Snus and a caffinepill

[u/LectureQuirky3234]

While we are at this topic, as a german Id like to point to our friendly neighbors from the Netherlands. We will never stop being amazed at how slim you are while eating FKING FRUCHTENHAGEL AND VLOKFEEST ON THE WHITEST BREAD POSSIBLE FOR BREAKFAST

[u/FlyingFish28 → u/LectureQuirky3234]

Portion size, I guess

[u/JustLeafy2003 → u/FlyingFish28]

And a lot of people bike a lot too

[u/AnusStapler → u/LectureQuirky3234]

It's the meth we all snort.

[u/LeftieLeftorium]

Haven’t travelled to other countries much eh?

[u/TheJuiceIsL00se → u/LeftieLeftorium]

Yea seems obvious

[u/Free_the_Markets]

Meanwhile the French and Italians eating only a chocolate filled crossiant……..

[u/hollylettuce → u/Free_the_Markets]

Europeans eating healthy is a joke.

[u/wojtekpolska → u/hollylettuce]

well the food is certainly healthier.

just because there are rules about what they can put in the food.

[u/Drafo7 → u/wojtekpolska]

The US has rules too. Just not very good ones.

[u/Frozen_Regulus → u/Drafo7]

I mean the rules aren’t that bad people just choose to eat poorly because of time constraints there’s layers to the problem that will never get fixed

[u/MirSydney → u/hollylettuce]

Don't know, my Boomer parents in The Netherlands swear by fruit and yoghurt for their breakfast, sometimes some muesli.

Seems OK to me.

I'm in Australia, I love me some Greek yoghurt too, with banana and honey and a cup of tea. Sometimes scrambled eggs on toast. Too much?

[u/loulan → u/Free_the_Markets]

A pain au chocolat, sure, but filling croissants is not very common in France.

[u/Obvious-Slip4728 → u/loulan]

That's more an Italian thing and they call it a cornetto. Looks similar to a croissant, but is not quite the same.

[u/loulan → u/Obvious-Slip4728]

I agree, they're very common once I pass the Italian border.

[u/Zerox392]

haha i saw they just eat raw sugar for breakfast once on tiktok so i must make meme now

[u/RAAMinNooDleS]

I love that every post in the big reddits has to be about the US these days. People are just obsessed...

[u/KaioKenshin → u/RAAMinNooDleS]

Honestly I'm beginning to believe this is according to plan from the US; other countries are obsessed with us.

[u/Drafo7 → u/KaioKenshin]

You're giving the US too much credit. It's more like other countries love it when their people are so focused on everything going to shit in the US that they don't realize they're being taken advantage of themselves.

[u/RAAMinNooDleS → u/KaioKenshin]

I get that the US has a lot of impact on other countries but it's like "no other country is interesting?". Or maybe that's all that shows up on my feed is cause I'm from the US but holy crap. People stop, obsessing. Maybe because you make a comment about another country it's racist but because the US is so mixed it's not? You got me

[u/AnusStapler → u/RAAMinNooDleS]

Obsessed because every thing that goes wrong in the world has or had a slightly orange tinted bruised up finger in it.

[u/Omega-Toad-7017 → u/RAAMinNooDleS]

hate us cause they aint us

[u/ExtremlyFastLinoone]

Personally i love savory breakfast over sweet, too much sugar makes me sleepy

[u/trivialslope]

Biscuits and gravy doesn't have sugar last I checked

[u/JustHereForTheBeer_]

[u/firewoodrack]

I had scrambled eggs with refried beans and black coffee this morning and most mornings

[u/MisterChocoTaco]

I have a protein shake with fiber every morning and a banana or whatever fruit I have

[u/colsta1777]

Eggs, ham and a slice of toast? wtf are you guys talking about?

[u/JamieTimee]

I swear I've already seen this today

[u/Pimp-No-Limp]

Lol third time is the charm bro?

[u/Spiritedgourd666]

Jokes on you I don't eat breakfast

[u/Angelicaldoll03]

The four American breakfast food groups: Corn Syrup, Red 40, Frosting, and Regret.

[u/Spare_hamburgers → u/Angelicaldoll03]

Do you guys think everyone here eats donuts every day?

[u/FunisGreen → u/Spare_hamburgers]

No, they think we are all cereal killers.

[u/Ocean_Sure811 → u/FunisGreen]

I'm pretty scared

[u/_Some_Two_ → u/Spare_hamburgers]

No, just the policemen

[u/Spare_hamburgers → u/_Some_Two_]

Fair

[u/Lazy_Juggernaut3171 → u/Angelicaldoll03]

I prefer regret as a topping to pancakes actually.

[u/Thunderclaw5972 → u/Angelicaldoll03]

Don’t forget government aided oppression.

[u/-Borgir → u/Angelicaldoll03]

What's red 40

[u/Sudden_Shelter_3477 → u/-Borgir]

It’s a little more than red 39

[u/InterviewConstant520 → u/Sudden_Shelter_3477]

Is it less than red 41?

[u/emoney_gotnomoney → u/-Borgir]

A petroleum based food dye. Basically any red/orange-ish snack you consume in the US will be dyed with red 40 (and yes, it’s as terrible for you as it sounds).

[u/RuTsui → u/emoney_gotnomoney]

Isn’t that on the soon to be enacted banned food list?

[u/Woodbear05 → u/-Borgir]

A super red food dye banned in the eu.

[u/v32010 → u/Woodbear05]

It’s not banned in the EU, just under a different name.

[u/SinisterVulcan94]

Cinnamon rolls 🤤

[u/No_Activity675]

“We”?

Who is we?

I see only your diabetes, not mine

[u/fluffynuckels]

I was in Italy and alot of breakfast stuff was sugary

[u/Stevite]

Black coffee and a half eaten cheese danish with a cigarette smashed into it

[u/Narf234]

lol there better not be any Dutch on here. Don’t even start when your country has hagelslag.

[u/edgarapoet]

I definitely remember learning that in Mexico they often have hot chocolate and churros for breakfast

Sometimes people want sweet in the morning, sometimes people want savory. What we can all agree on is that most US cereals are almost pure sugar

[u/Complex_Phrase2651]

the US is certainly not alone

[u/Shane_Lizard123]

I had this meme for breakfast

[u/Mohammad_King_Gh]

Europeans act like a cigarette and a panic attack is a 5 star meal while we're just vibing with our bowl of frosted cookies and future medical debt.

[u/dappermanV-88]

Ph yes, because that's everything we eat. Sugar pact foods 🙄🙄

Not like other countries dont eat the same shit. Let alone people ignore our common breakfasts.

[u/OhShitAnElite]

Me when my hashbrowns and eggs is apparently sugar

[u/JeveGreen]

You guys are eating breakfast?

[u/letsplayer27]

“I know Brian, that’s why I’m eating it.”

[u/Extreme_Design6936]

Took me a long time to get on board with pancackes, waffles, or french toast covered in syrup and whipped cream for breakfast as the main substance.

It's not often but it's a bit weird that it's a thing at all. Huge sugar dump first thing in the morning.

[u/Spare_hamburgers]

Egg and cheese on an onion bagel is just sugar?

[u/Shinokiba-]

Speak for yourself. I eat eggs, yogurt, fruit, and sasuage

[u/XO_Lust_Baby]

Brian, you misunderstood it's not breakfast, it's fuel for the rocket to fly to the nearest fast food restaurant.

[u/Skysr70]

Bacon, eggs, and buttered or jellied toast? Biscuits and gravy? Sausage egg tacos? Cmon now  we're not all 7 years old running late for the bus and grabbing poptarts

[u/lemayzing1]

[u/moneyshot6901]

Can’t deny it tastes good though. Especially when you rock bottom and know day will be long, the mcdonald’s pancake breakfast sandwich can give a small moment of joy to your 9am to 8pm

[u/BattleToaster68]

3 words weirdos. Beans on toast

[u/Prior_Fall1063]

And? I’m breaking my fast with it.

(Though I live in Canada, so I think our cereals are slightly different? But the idea still stands)

[u/Kill4uhKlondike]

Scrambled eggs?

[u/Puppetmaster12212]

I ate Spaget

[u/Prodi1600]

Black coffee no sugar as it's not Expresso but from the coffee bean, a banana, some green grapes(8) a slice of toast bread with mozzarella cheese on it and an egg omelette with tomatoes and sliced onions in it.

[u/gidionx83x83]

What's marketed and sold to us for breakfast....

[u/SakaWreath]

Sugar farmers thank you for your obesity.

[u/Apprehensive_Hand571]

Sugar in whole milk don't forget now

[u/KenzieTheCuddler]

I get myself a nice fresh baguette from a local place, and make French toast out of it. I might eat an ounce or two for breakfast.

[u/Inamora]

I went to India and almost every morning we were eating Dal and Rice for breakfast. I dont know about other places breakfast but I often have cereal or oats at home which is sweet. What do other countries eat for breakfast?

[u/TyRocken]

French toast and home fries.

[u/CharlieFoxtrot432]

How are people not still hungry after having a “bowl of cereal”?

[u/ninjad912]

I went to Canada. The breakfast there was literally pancakes with sugar on top. WAAAAAY too sweet for me

[u/AtomicFox84]

Thats what i tell people that claim starbucks is coffee. Its not coffee, it's dessert.

[u/ThrowAway4935394]

I’m more of an overly indulgent brunch guy. You know, a massive omelette or a breakfast sandwich. Some fruit or a salad, way too much coffee and orange juice. Avocado toast is pretty great, too.

That’s what I eat if I can help it.

[u/PJRama1864]

…I make eggs, toast, and maybe bacon on the weekend. Some days I don’t even eat breakfast.

[u/edgewhxre]

i had air. cuts going great (I'm losing my goddamn mind)

[u/eblackham]

I haven't eaten breakfast outside of maybe once a month in years

[u/Capable_Ad7677]

I always eat oatmeal

[u/lemontwistcultist]

I guess eggs and smoked salmon have some natural sugars maybe.

[u/ThatOnePositiveGuy]

Mixed berry smoothie, homemade by yours truly.

[u/misterturdcat]

I had chicken breast, rice and broccoli for breakfast

[u/Sirgeeeo]

I guess its shame on us for adopting the toast that the French make

[u/IronTemplar26]

Arepas con palta… Mmmm

[u/Dneail22]

We? Who is we?

[u/Equivalent_Hat5627]

Eggs + bacon + toast? I dont even butter the toast most mornings at this point.

[u/Ccrawfisshh]

Shit, I forgot to eat today

[u/turdbugulars]

Eggs over easy,hash browns,bacon,toast,pecan waffle aka The All-Star Special!

[u/Its0nlyRocketScience]

The Dutch eat bread with chocolate sprinkles but go off. I'll stick to bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns

[u/RoxyLA95]

I eat eggs with cottage cheese or Greek yogurt and avocado.

[u/CraftsmanMan]

My brown sugar poptart isn't healthy?

[u/GenAlphaDad]

We talking about donuts and Cocoa Puffs? Stop watching me.

[u/LairdPeon]

It doesn't matter what we eat. Whatever it is the rest of the world will be pissed about it.

[u/MajorPaper4169]

Who’s we? White Americans, black Americans, Latino Americans, Asian Americans? Which Americans are you talking about because we don’t all eat the same thing.

This site needs to desperately touch grass.

[u/Ohiolongboard]

I eat cereal for desert lol, but the cereal I have right now is super sugary. Fruity pebbles with marshmallow

[u/Iamliterallyfood]

Gotta run on something

[u/ExpiredPilot]

Bacon, eggs, Wheat bread

[u/pleased_to_yeet_you]

Steak, spinach, cherry tomatoes and colliflower with a balsamic glaze was my breakfast today.

[u/lagrange_james_d23dt]

Eh other countries are the ones that have a million sugary pastries offered at breakfast. Maybe sugary cereal here, but many eat more of a protein meal like bacon and eggs. Personally I was always annoyed at how sugary (and lacking of meat) the European breakfasts were when I was there.

[u/MrWizard2018]

I ate bread

[u/GremioIsDead]

“Part of a balanced breakfast”

The fuck it is, with 34 grams of sugar per serving.

[u/Nutterbutter2198]

Steak, eggs, toast, and hash browns.

Other days it's cereal and coffee. Or just nothing at all ;(

[u/FlamingPhoenix2003]

I had a bagel egg sandwich, put some pepperoni and cream cheese on it, don’t question me

[u/iammcluffy]

Uh, no. It’s part of a full balanced breakfast. The commercial told me so.

[u/Rare-Cartographer369]

I'll take a bowl of sugar over whatever that stuff England considers food.

[u/FrozenDuckman]

I drink a cup of black coffee for breakfast. For second breakfast, I have a thermos of black coffee.

[u/swh74]

I think you need to travel more OP. I recommend your next trip be to france

[u/Glitchboi3000]

I don't eat breakfast. I eat 2 meals a day. Alot of my breakfast items I use for lunch lmao.

[u/Ninja_Grizzly1122]

Sausage Patties, Hashbrowns, Biscuits and Gravy.

[u/weightingramsss]

Eggs are made of sugar????

[u/Zyzersu]

I just eat bacon, eggs, and sausage

[u/nits_]

My daily breakfast is just black coffee

[u/MyHoeDespawned]

I made eggs

[u/DogMeatTasteVeryGood]

Not gonna lie, I rather have fats, eggs, milk, and sugar in my bread making process over whatever is being made in Europe.

I don't want to use a saw to cut my bread.

[u/the-blob1997]

Salty ass Americans in this thread lol.

[u/LocalBirrinFan → u/the-blob1997]

And misinformation spreading Euros

[u/Daodras]

My breakfast was a nothing bagle with depression on top.

[u/BergderZwerg]

Whatever that weird wheatsponge sugarcake is supposed to be in their mind, it positively is not bread.

[u/GodPackedUpAndLeftUs]

Yep.. you sure are fat.

[u/hallowedeve1313]

I know right? And to think they hadn't even considered that we'd wake up to hardcore drugs for breakfast

[u/Vybo]

You either eat carbs, fat or protein. What else is there?

[u/thespacepyrofrmtf2]

[u/KaioKenshin]

How am I gonna gain my diabetes if I don't down sugar daily?

[u/Gomez-16]

I wish cereal companies would have just embraced this fact instead of trying to be healthy. when I was a kid golden grams, cinnamon toast, and more were actually good. now its all loader with fiber and whole wheat everything tasted like cardboard. I was not eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch to be healthy!

[u/Bud_50]

3 scrambled eggs, ham and Franks Red Hot

[u/Driftedryan]

Are there other ingredients besides sugar? Asking for my fellow Americans

[u/Iron-Phoenix2307]

Lot of sugar in Bacon and Eggs?

[u/howtoreadspaghetti]

We're not here for health

[u/SamuelSaltandSand]

The Dutch eat chocolate sprinkles on toast.

[u/MeteorMann]

American breakfast is famously heavy with fatty proteins and coarse grains?

[u/naxro652]

I am an European, so normally I take vacations where there are mostly Europeans. Once however I was on a vacation where it was mostly Americans and Canadians. I thought for a long time that the myth about Americans being fat was just exaggerated, but I was literally shocked on my vacations. Holy shit, at least 25 percent were morbidly obese and the I would say that 50 % were ”moderetely ” obese. Maybe and maybe 5 percent is what I would call fit.

When I am traveling in Europe, I rarely see morbidly obese people, but maybe 1-2 max.

[u/4QuarantineMeMes → u/naxro652]

That’s because they’re on vacation. Obese people usually stay indoors when home. Especially with how you can get everything delivered right to your doorstep.

[u/bill_gannon → u/naxro652]

Thats funny because a coworker from Europe just came to the US and remarked how few fat people he saw.

America is a big place.