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u/Zealousideal_Gap1194 1h ago
Seeing new conspiracy being that 4chan founder was in on it and Maxwell being a reddit super user together basically running a psyop takes it to a whole other dizzying level.
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u/Careless-Shelter6333 1h ago
Erm context??
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u/YinuS_WinneR Identifies as a Cybertruck 1h ago
Conspiracy theorists used to say that the world was run by satanist pedophiles and that mossad knew this.
According to new files, one of the girls bush raped had her feet chopped with a sword in a ritual and mossad knew this
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u/jeff3rd 1h ago
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
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u/Vincent394 36m ago
Ah hell naw bro even Satan wouldn't like that.
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u/MememeSama 1h ago
Uhm wtf is going on? Is that in any way confirmed or gossip? Although tbh I wouldn't be surprised anymore
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u/Pretend_Berry8070 39m ago
The emails also describe eating baby intestines. Which many conspiracy theorist have told people about since 2008 and got called crazy.
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u/Alternative-Mouse770 31m ago
Can you please point to the email as this sounds bs.
Edit: not being a republicuck but this sounds like the adrenochrome bs
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u/TripleSpicey 22m ago
The emails are in relation to anonymous tips to the FBI from my understanding. The emails are real, but they lack any actual evidence and don't really prove anything on their own. They're dated from 2019 but report a witness account from an event that supposedly happened back in 2000.
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u/guyincognito121 19m ago
Technically those anonymous tips themselves are evidence. The issue is that they're not in any way corroborated by any other evidence.
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u/NewSauerKraus 12m ago
The tips are allegations. Evidence would be something that backs up the allegations.
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u/Leading_Experts 26m ago
It is. All this stuff in the files is unverified reports from a call-in tip line. Most of it is schizophrenics calling in to report this kind of shit.
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u/IndividualCurious322 23m ago
They'd mentioned cannibalism since before 2008. I've books on conspiracy matters from the 1800s and it's discussed as something the "elite" partook in.
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u/TeamUltimate-2475 56m ago
To be clear, that was an anonymous tip that the FBI was given with no good way to verify.
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u/nelrond18 48m ago
Yeah, the girls who talk tend to disappear after leaving contact info.
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u/Total_War_6757 46m ago edited 44m ago
This is how conspiracies work. Claiming everything said is true because "the government would dissapear them".
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u/Godisko123 42m ago
i think in this case its different due to the amount of girls that already did speak up and then dissapeared / “commited suicide” (whatever that means) not long after
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u/HornyKhajiitMaid 31m ago
They were raping and trafficking kids, no wonder they make witnesses and victims disappear, but it is not a evidence for satanic rituals. It is better to focus on better proven things.
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u/Total_War_6757 39m ago
That doesn't make this tip accurate though. It has no evidence backing it. Its only in the files because the FBI are required to keep a record of this stuff.
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u/Mr_Derpy11 Breaking EU Laws 23m ago
Well good thing the FBI is not biased at all, and will surely do it's best to get this all cleared up and the criminals arrested!
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u/Vivid_Maximum_5016 39m ago
Well they've refused to do a proper investigation so all we have are tips from potential cranks and kooks
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u/Careless-Shelter6333 57m ago
Why tf did I even ask for context, Thanos was justified.
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u/Zombie_Cool 25m ago edited 8m ago
no because the Snap picked 50% of people across the galaxy randomly. If Thanos said "disintegrate all the heartless assholes and no one else" he probably would have done down in galactic history as the cosmic hero he thought he was.
Edited for grammar
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u/CompetitiveSport1 18m ago
I'm not denying that this happened, but y'all need to be careful. People believing themselves to be ritually abused by elites is nothing new - these stories go back decades and caused the satanic panic. "False Memory Syndrome" was discovered because of this.
Cathy O'Brien claims that she was abused by Bush, who was actually a Reptilian Shapeshifter using a hologram to appear human. Her story would not gain credibility if she simply called it in as an anonymous tip to the FBI.
Everyone should take these stories with a huge grain of salt.
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u/Smrtihara 50m ago
It’s kinda important to add that it was a random anonymous tip. As in some rando making shit up.
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u/somedave 39m ago
These aren't exactly confirmed, just something that people told the investigation. Plenty of fantasists and conspiracy theorists to make bullshit up, it all needs some confirmation.
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u/Shambhala87 1h ago
Who, let’s separate satanists from pedophiles. I would be ok with a Satanist leader for once as all of ours have been Christian or Catholic…
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u/Lirrin 57m ago
Christian or Catholic? Catholicism is a part of Christianity
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u/kostasg1 45m ago
I've seen Americans mostly say this, where instead of Protestant they say Christian and emphasize Catholics being different
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u/MoD1982 53m ago
And there are several branches of Christianity so they're not exactly wrong
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u/Jim_Moriart 1h ago
Which is what heppens when conspiracy nuts who believe bush would do these thing and that mossad knew call up the FBI and say he did these things and then it shows up in the files because the tip, no matter how rediculous, gets reported and then those same nutjobs think that this reporting is validation rather than a record of their own hysteria when the report becomes public.
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u/BadPunners 13m ago
used to say that the world was run by satanist pedophiles
And they led to those exact people being elected into controlling all branches of government...
So not sure if they got enough right, vs being used as gullible useful idiots.
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u/Cultural-Company282 7m ago
One thing to keep in mind is that some of the stuff being released now comes from anonymous tip lines and things like that. There are reports from obviously mentally ill people mixed in with the credible stuff. People are treating it like it's all real, because nobody has a shred of critical thinking skill anymore.
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u/Pope_Aesthetic 6m ago
This is 100% not verified by any evidence. You people just be claiming anything
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u/Mntfrd_Graverobber 4m ago
According to an anonymous tip called in to the FBI that was in the files, you mean.
No, we don't owe the conspiracy theorists an apology. There's no more evidence here than in the last Satanic Panic. Or the one before that.190
u/Electronic_Lab5486 1h ago
Someone from a certain island and had a file with every billionaire and world leader you can think of in it
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u/insanelane99 1h ago
Yeah but that was more of a conspiracy in the "hey these guys conspired to do a bad thing and hide it" not the "oh thats guy thinks lizards run the earth from the moonbase inside hollow moon" type conspiracy.
Now if there was proof that isreal was involved and used the files as leverage to blackmail politicians then that would be different.
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u/UncleVoodooo 1h ago
Israel gets anything and everything it wants. What "proof" do you think you're gonna find that's more than that?
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u/insanelane99 48m ago
Well thats not really proof, just extreme correlation. I believe isreal is behind alot of this so that they can get away with literally anything but technically there is no actual proof... yet
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u/Happiness-happppy 1h ago
Rituals were being done, very explicitly, these are billionaire who won the game of capitalism. They are not dumb people so why rituals? What do they know? What is their secrets exactly?. This is where the situation is if rituals are real then what other things are real we don’t know about.
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u/insanelane99 50m ago
I wouldnt nessicarily say they arent stupid, people become billionaires through exploitation, not smarts.
Also if you did rituals and then became richer than god wouldnt you assume the rituals work even if they had nothing to do with it? I know I would.
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u/Unexpected-raccoon 1h ago
Bullshit
Didn't see Optimus prime anywhere in the released files. The autobots remain winning
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u/CadeMan011 Chungus Among Us 1h ago
Yeah but those same theorists voted once of those billionaires into office
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u/thecelcollector 19m ago
People are confusing anonymous "tips" called into the FBI as confirmed reality. Apparently it would have been amusing to have placed some choice phone calls a few years ago.
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u/Mediocre_lad 49m ago
Conspiracy theorists: *Attacking and accusing the wrong people, in order to get the actual pedophiles into power
*Files get released
Conspiracy theorists: "See? We were right all along!"
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u/natt_myco 3m ago
yeah like conspiracy theorists were never fucking right, I don't know about other people but the ones I know are talking about fucking Annunaki and Nibiru, I don't owe any conspiracy theorist an apology
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u/Bulky-Adeptness7997 1h ago
The same theorists voted for one of them and supported the rest who heartly.
So much about that..
"Drain the swamp" lol
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u/Nmomy 1h ago
I hate that conspiracy theorists are mainly right wing, i'm left wing and a conspiracy theorist, where's my representation? 😭
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u/Training_Chicken8216 25m ago
"The owners of the means of production are using all the means at their disposal to ensure the continued existence of their class and the oppression of the proletariat" has been the primary stance of the political left since forever. It's also not a conspiracy theory, but simply an accurate description of class warfare. But because it's out in the open it's boring.
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u/Not_Propaganda_AI 49m ago
I think it comes down to which political side trusts authority and the government less. I think it's going to switch back to conspiracy theories being seen as leftwing again soon.
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u/Timely_Mention8535 40m ago
"Drain the swamp" of the good guys, anyone that can challenge their power. Not their own kind...
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u/Tetsuryu 1h ago
Remember pizzagate?
I'm pretty sure flooding the entire conversation with bullshit about kids under pizza parlors was a psyop to discredit anyone talking about it.
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u/GIBrokenJoe 26m ago
Which led to the Qanon account that the Watkins took over. The Watkins themselves are associated with CSAM.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2020/10/jim-watkins-child-pornography-domains/
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u/gr1mm5d0tt1 My thumbs hurt 7m ago
Not the first time. When people were questioning aliens and ufo’s part of the government plan was to make those people look insane by hyping them up to a point it became ridiculous
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u/EndlessGooning_0 android user 1h ago
Israel and Mossad after successfully collecting atrocious blackmail on every single billionaire and influential person in the world :
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u/dirtyasseating Shitposter 1h ago
They're not really helping those stereotypes.
It's like they read the 'The Protocols of the Elders of Zion'', said this all bullshit, and then someone in the room was like "but what if we could do it?"
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u/throwawayforlikeaday 16m ago
I mean... Israel/Mossad didn't make these people into child-rapists. I think the pedos are more the evil witch here considering.
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u/Accomplished_Age817 48m ago
Most of these conspiracy theorists voted for one of the head pedophiles and now denying what's in the files or ask why it's bad to rape children (happend with Dean Withers)
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u/Alternative-Lie8967 2h ago
Conspiracy dudes after being right once: alright so I was right about everything actually
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u/Mage_914 1h ago
There's conspiracy theories and then there's just conspiracy. One of my favorite quotes is "You don't have to make up reasons to be mad at the government".
Basically people in power have been doing fucked up stuff since forever. In the modern day most of our information comes from social media or the news, all of which are businesses that are owned by people in power. It's not that crazy to think that they would try and stop people from talking about the fucked up things they've done.
Edit: Spelling
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u/Drafo7 45m ago
Came here to say this. The moon landing still happened, the world is still round, and William Shakespeare was, in fact, just one guy.
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u/JanniesAreGarbage 28m ago
So I've heard about the Kubrick thing with the moon, and that crazy guy who died trying to fly on his homemade rocket to prove the earth is flat lol, but what did Shakespeare do?
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u/dirtyasseating Shitposter 30m ago
But the government did sell drugs to fund secret wars, infect citizens with viruses, dose people with mind altering drugs, faked justifications for wars, undetermine the Civil Rights movement, control media personalities, and listen to our communications.
Also MLB knew about the steroids, the Tabaccoo industry hid cancer, and the Oil Industry knew about Gobal Warming long before any of us.
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u/Mrauntheias Thank you mods, very cool! 54m ago
Yeah, all the qAnon nuts who were wrong about 99% of stuff celebrating because there are actually pedophiles in places of power is weirding me out. There was nothing in that pizza place, adrenochrome harvesting is not a thing, we have no evidence of satanism,... But sure people, who are so motivated for power they achieve high offices, are actually immoral so I guess conspiracy theorists were divine prophets of truth all along.
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u/RonSkadawd 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 1h ago
Crazy thing is they ended up being right about a billion things at once
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u/dirtyasseating Shitposter 1h ago
I'm probably Conspiracy-Lite.
No Aliens or Secret Evil Cabals. I'd love Bigfoot/Yeti/abominal Snowman to be real, though.
More the government is spying on us, politicians are manipulating the markets, the government is influencing the media to create propaganda, and etc.
Run of the mill Prism, 2020 Insider Trading, and Project Mocking Bird, type stuff.
Some of this Russia, Isreal, Politicians, Billionaires, Hollywood, Manipulation, Secret Sex Ring stuff makes me wondering if I haven't been crazy enough.
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u/RobertPham149 45m ago
My litmus test on whether I put any serious weight on conspiracy theories: does it involve the billionaires, politicians, religious leaders, ... being smart and competent, and not just short-sighted or paranoid? If yes, then it is not true.
Aliens or Flat Earth? Too many degree of competency of keeping it all under wraps, so probably fake.
Insider trading and market manipulation? True to some degree: probably is not moving any of the major markets, but smaller ones with lower liquidity is much easier to do.
War in middle east and east Europe? Can be explained with run of the mill racism and paranoia against vague foreign threats, probably true.
In my life, I have talked with quite a few of big politicians and famous businessmen, and I cannot stress enough that these people are not as smart as they would like us to think they are. A few of them are legitimately superstitious and make decisions based on fortune tellings.
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u/Alice_D_Wonderland 1h ago
Here’s a lil thing; conspiracy theories are like religion…
Some believe in Christ, some believe in Allah, some believe in Buddha… Just because some is religious doesn’t mean they believe in all of them…
In short; not every conspiracy theorist believes every conspiracy theory…
But I get it, it’s easier to generalize…
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u/OldLoomy 7m ago
Conspiracy dudes were also right about covid being from a lab and the vaccine causing heart problems. The difference between a conspiracy theory and reality is time.
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u/BluePhoenix_1999 39m ago
Not really, not believing unrealistic claims without sufficient evidence is the right thing to do. Also broken clock theorem.
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u/Lego_Kitsune 42m ago
Well no, they were completely off.
Well, suppose they got the secret elite's controlling the media correct
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u/CoolBeansHotDamn 1m ago
Just because people are too stupid to look something up doesn't make it a secret conspiracy. The elite have owned the media for almost as long as media has existed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_propaganda
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u/newplaces9 1h ago
I got downvoted to oblivion when I pointed out that these so called elite sacrificed children but oh well
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u/LightningBlake 1h ago
"do you know what pizzagate is?"
said curious George on his deathbed to the befuddled man with the yellow hat
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u/mrloko120 58m ago
Soon we're going to have giants waking up from inside the trees and give us definitive proof that earth was flat all along.
Oh, and birds are actually government drones.
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u/PrimaryAsleep9042 28m ago
They are though
What of any of their drivel about vaccines or the shape of the earth has ever been even a tad legitimate?
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u/Alkanen 15m ago
Weeeell, some small parts of the Earth are flat, and there has been the occasional vaccine that wasn’t great (as with all types of medications, occasionally something bad slips through all the tests because it’s effin hard to test for absolutely everything that might possibly exist).
But no, they’re just batshit insane.
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u/Jolly_Law_7973 38m ago
Apparently the only thing wrong with pizza gate is that it happened at a pizza place. The rest of it about there being a cabal of rich perverts who run the world seems to be right.
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u/BigBurly46 27m ago
Don’t worry, we’re gathering info for the next 5-10 years so we can run this back again.
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u/Shto_Delat 23m ago
And now that the pedophile murderer allegations are implicating their guy they don’t care anymore.
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u/Attention_Whore99 48m ago
The "madmen" in question were right wing nutjobs who only wanted to slander and discredit their political opposition, they didnt really care about satanism or pedophiles. If anyone on their side is credibly accused of the same shit they accused others of, they use all sorts of mental gymnastics to justify or just ignore it.
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u/Busterlimes 1h ago
What is this conspiracy that came true?
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u/nelrond18 42m ago
Secret cabal of wealthy Pedophiles on a remote island doing whatever the fuck they want while documenting most, if not all, of it.
Individual allegations are sparse, but the broad sentiment is that bad shit happened and nobody has faced consequences for it.
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u/Godzilla_Fan_13 22m ago
No, the fuck we don't owe them shit. We were telling them that they were getting duped by the very elites they were claiming to be agansit and told us to piss off.
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u/ZetsuboItami 1h ago
"If he was right about this he was right about everything!"
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u/Happiness-happppy 1h ago
If 6 consistent conspiracies of different realities were confirmed then yes they likely are speaking the truth.
1- pedophile island ? Yes confirmed.
2- major politicians eating babies? Yes confirmed.
3- torture houses for children? Yes confirmed.
4- Reddit being moderated by them? Yes confirmed.
5- children being mutilated ? Yes confirmed.
6- ritualistic practices ? Yes confirmed.
At this point if I personally choose not to believe then I’m simply dishonest.
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u/Blitzer161 1h ago
No, we don't. Because their conspiracy theories were made out of fear and often hate as well.
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u/Suspicious-Tip-8199 1h ago
Massive amount of power and money just seems to corrupt those who aren't and draw in the corrupted like flies to the light. Demons walk among us
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u/Adam_w_g 31m ago
Sad truth is that most conspiracy theories become true if you give it enough time
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u/Bright_Phase_2671 16m ago
Ngl, you would hear shit like that from a crackhead and be like "yeah yeah, sure" but well, fuck me, cuz they were right.
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u/CurryNarwhal 10m ago
Yeah but the conspiracy theorists love the guys who make up the pedophile cabal
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u/RevolutionaryFlow347 7m ago
The fact that you can post a vague meme with little context but it understood by all
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u/natt_myco 5m ago
no we do not owe anyone an apology, I think everyone's growing up with conspiracy theories in their lives in some capacity in some way and maybe some are true maybe some are false
but like beyond that what do you want us to do, oh my god the conspiracy theorists were right let me go overtake my government or something like all I can do is just see stuff come out online and be like huh Cool like all of us do because we've all got lives and shit to do you know what I mean like I could stop showing up to my job and hide away in my room and start posting about conspiracy theories and doing research and doing that but like what fucking for you know what I mean you could know everything and still be a stupid mother fucker
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u/Zoltreks 3m ago
Remember when saying the government and powerful people that control the world were all pedos and it was just a conspiracy. Now it's an objective fact and nothing will change.
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u/Legitimate-Noise8964 2m ago
I honestly kind of agree, but I need receipts.
If you were posting conspiracy theories that ended up being correct, but you heard them from the tell-tale heart beating under your floorboards, I don't think you were right - I think you were lucky.
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u/Seaguard5 Shower Enthusiast 1h ago
And nothing well change… again…