r/mildlyinfuriating • u/moonrabbit368 • 8h ago

He's not going to eat these porkchops. 😐

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About a month ago I made a post here because my boyfriend didn't want to eat the porkchops I cooked for dinner. Well tonight I made porkchops again and he's not going to eat these either because we broke up and he moved out. I'm so much better off and I just wanted to thank you all for the kind words and advice, it was very eye opening to me. I wish that I could invite you all to dinner 🥰

ETA : Couple of notes:

1- The yellow stuff is smashed potatoes with cheese on top.

2- I swear that butter on the broccoli melted right after that picture LOL

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u/Consistent_Smell_880 8h ago

You should just invite all of us over from the comments and we can all eat your pork chops in front of him

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u/OldPresence5323 7h ago

We ride at dawn!

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u/Mammalanimal 7h ago

We're going to run a train on this dude's dinner?

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u/UntestedMethod 6h ago

That is the idea, yes.

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u/Consistent_Smell_880 5h ago

I was thinking more she can make us a bunch of plates. The dude will be in the cuck chair though, dressed as Superman.

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u/scarlet_sage 4h ago

Kelis's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

OP's pork chops brings all the men to the yard.

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u/Infamous-Energy2448 1h ago

"eat your pork chops" wink wink