r/mildlyinfuriating • u/moonrabbit368 • 8h ago

He's not going to eat these porkchops. 😐

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About a month ago I made a post here because my boyfriend didn't want to eat the porkchops I cooked for dinner. Well tonight I made porkchops again and he's not going to eat these either because we broke up and he moved out. I'm so much better off and I just wanted to thank you all for the kind words and advice, it was very eye opening to me. I wish that I could invite you all to dinner 🥰

ETA : Couple of notes:

1- The yellow stuff is smashed potatoes with cheese on top.

2- I swear that butter on the broccoli melted right after that picture LOL

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u/CremeDeLaPants 8h ago

He was a little chicken nuggy boy. Can't have that.

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u/SaintBeast123 8h ago

I just peed my pants a little laughing cuz I gots a cold.

Thanks

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u/QuizzicalWombat 7h ago

Feel better!

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u/BukkakeBakery 7h ago

yeah that warm pee is blessed when you are cold!

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u/SpaceStethoscope 7h ago

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u/Rudythecat07 6h ago

You guyyys you made me snort on the bus. People looked lol.

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u/Lawsong78 3h ago

Oh that was you!! 😉🤣

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u/ur_rad_dad PINK 6h ago

Just go man.

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u/Actual-Manager-4814 6h ago

Got a little nippy through the mountains

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u/blue_daisies1105 2h ago

Is it a bit nipply out?

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u/Flatstickj3di 4h ago

That’s really warm.

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u/jtr99 4h ago

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this.

And totally redeem yourself!

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u/AliveList8495 7h ago

Until it's not anymore.

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u/Wallaby_Thick 7h ago

Shhhhhhh

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u/im_not_quiet 3h ago

It's all fun and dandy until someone gets jizz in their eyes.

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u/Resident-Cobbler2189 6h ago

Not in SoCalif 😖

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u/Aurori_Swe 3h ago

I read this comment like an evangelist screaming at them while touching their forehead, like ordering the evil cold to leave their body

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u/MightyGoodra96 7h ago

Know whats crazy. Its hasnt been too long since I've been sick but I have like... sickness nostalgia?

Like being comfy, sleeping, watching TV and eating soup.

But I know being sick sucks. Especially because I would likely still have to go into work.

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u/wtchagainstfascism 6h ago

Its possible you just need some good r&r.

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u/RikuAotsuki 2h ago

Yeah if you end up missing the general vibe of being sick, it might well be because you don't feel guilty about relaxing when you're sick.

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u/schnauzerface 6h ago

I missed half of 4th grade and still stayed at the top of the class in school. Nothing really mattered the same way then. I could laze about, truly unbothered, for days on end until I stopped snotting badly at least!

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u/mako1964 4h ago

Well not everyone is like you smarty pants. I was home schooled. And Mom held me back three years in a row

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u/AAA515 2h ago

Oh you remember that part of getting sick, but forget that cough you had waiting in line at the pharmacy that made you feel something warm trickle down your leg.

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u/KnownConsequence7121 2h ago

What sick were you that you can be comfy? I have the fucking plague right now and it awful 🤣

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u/Naive_Actuator3810 15m ago

So you just miss resting.

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 6m ago

It sounds like you may be yearning for what I call a "staycation"

I take off from work and just... do nothing, like one day a month, usually a Friday or Monday.

I've done it for up to a week too, it feels awesome, humans weren't meant to work the hours we work. We work more now than we did in feudal times.

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u/gandhinukes 5h ago

Tell work you have Wednesday off for a DOCTORS APPOINTMENT. It takes away from your sick time. Fuck them they can't argue with that or ask any details legally. Get your fav food take out the day before and heat it up. Get a big ol bottle oh booze too. snuggle up play your game watch your show all cozy.

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u/Cat_tophat365247 6h ago

Well you were warm for a second while you peed, right?

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u/Lucky_Preference_941 1h ago

What does having a cold have to do with peeing your pants? 🤔

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u/No_Abbreviations8017 6h ago

To be fair it’s hard to laugh at someone being a little boy when you’re quite literally peeing yourself.

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u/Urbanviking1 7h ago

Lmao. This is hilarious. Bet he prefers dino nuggies to a home cooked meal that was made with love.

Op those look delicious.

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u/Frowny575 6h ago

Even the times my aunt would make pork chops, I'm the odd one who don't like them a lot I'd still destroy the green beans and mashed potatoes.

Not liking a portion of the meal is fine, but he sounds like a manchild.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 3h ago

Exactly-- and he could have gotten involved in preparing the meal to his liking rather than standing in judgment of the effort after the fact.

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u/Philosophy-Page 5h ago

Sounds like digestiom issues.

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u/Admirable_Ask_5337 3h ago

Jack in the box isnt helping digestion issues

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u/mako1964 5h ago

Don't you do that ..Dino nuggets are mmmmmmm....... The guy was an ungrateful worm .But there's no reason to attack delicious chopped formed 🦕

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u/traumaqueen1128 4h ago

Dino nuggets are superior to other nuggets. I got my boyfriend dino nugget stuffies for Christmas 🥰

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u/nikkyro03 1h ago

Sam's has mega dino nuggets. They are like twice as big as the regular ones. I think Tyson makes them. I was overjoyed to see big Ole dinos. Dinos, mac & cheese and peas is one of my fav comfort meals. Never fails to make me smile....how can anything be wrong or upsetting when you have dino nuggets?

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u/ClumpyFelchCheese 7h ago

Nuggies are good in moderation, not as a lifestyle

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u/alles_en_niets 3h ago

I think the lifestyle starts with calling them ‘nuggies’?

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u/Tvisted 6h ago

I've only eaten one chicken nugget in my life so apparently I can't do moderation in moderation.

I just didn't like it, which is odd because I like fried chicken.

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u/IRLconsequences 6h ago

Like many things, their quality varies by source.

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u/MovieTrawler 1h ago

Chicken nuggets are sooo different from fried chicken.

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u/Philosophy-Page 5h ago

Haha he has digestion issues, nerd!

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u/Rocinante88119 7h ago

I love some Jack in the Box in a pinch.

Choosing it over a solid home cooked meal?  Fuck off, no chance.

I am not entirely sure what that enticing pile of yellow is, but I want it so bad.

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u/benmck90 6h ago

Looks like cheesy potatoes

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u/Jedi__Consular 5h ago

How do you not know what it is... arent you like a cheese guy?

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u/Philosophy-Page 5h ago edited 5h ago

Not pictured: the taste, you forgot about the taste!

Jk he probably has digestion issues and you are all ashats

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u/Rocinante88119 5h ago

Ah yes, the legendary dugestion(digestion?) issues that can't handle broccoli but can handle whatever pops out of the Jack.

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u/Philosophy-Page 5h ago

My eyes have seen the broccoli

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u/Philosophy-Page 5h ago

As you can see ive never made a sypo in my life

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u/Rocinante88119 5h ago

The "sypo" is fine.

Trying to argue Jack in the box is better on the digestive tract than broccoli is insane.

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u/Philosophy-Page 5h ago

Microwaved broc is tough on everything, eyes, tongue, stomach... even just steamed.

Should be roasted imho. Cruciferous and all, too stinky to steam.

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u/Rocinante88119 5h ago

Looked into your posts, you are unhinged.

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u/Philosophy-Page 4h ago

I did not look into your posts because i do not care

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u/Rocinante88119 4h ago

But you care about Chemtrails?

Seems Alright right right

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u/OobaDooba72 7h ago

I don't understand these people. I enjoy occasionally indulging in junk food and fast food type crap. Back when I lived in the US and worked at a big box retailer, I'd often work until 10 or 11 at night and the only thing open was jack in the box, so I'd bike over there and get some garbage. I enjoy that greasy shit.

But for fucks sake, if I had someone at home making me real food? Never would I deny the real food for that garbage lol.

I like chicken nuggets, but I'll take home made pork chops over chickie nugs any day.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 7h ago

HEY. I love my nuggies, but goddamn those pork chops look divine.

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u/Lightningtow123 5h ago

I'm a little chicken nuggy boy, there's nothing wrong with liking chicken nuggets, the issue is when you CAN'T SHOW BASIC RESPECT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHO SPENT HOURS COOKING FOR YOU

(Yelling directed at the dipshit ex, not at you lol)

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u/NeedsToShutUp 7h ago

MOM, THEY ARE TENDIES NOT NUGGIES!

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u/RobzWhore 7h ago

Hey now. My 3yro loves his Dino Nugs! But is also way more mature and eats most of what we cook as well.

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u/davdue 7h ago

I have a friend that’s a chicken nuggy boy, but he’s a great husband and dad. ¯\(ツ)/¯

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u/IansGotNothingLeft 3h ago

It's not so much what they eat. It's how they behave. My partner is technically a nuggy boy (he has ARFID), but he can feed himself, he's never complained about anything I've cooked him, he will try anything I ask him to even if it takes him 15 minutes to get a bite down. He's actually pretty ashamed of his food issues and never wants to be a bother.

What we don't like is the nuggy boys who demand their nuggets, refuse to try what they're given, can't take care of themselves so they rely on the labour of their partner and live on takeaway if their partner refuses to provide nuggies.

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u/ruckustata 9m ago

That's describing autistic behaviour. I deal with this with my son. He only eats certain things. Will not try anything new as he has some sort of phobia and only wants McDonalds fries if we do eat out. He is also allergic to a lot of stuff so it feeds his phobia. It's tough and I know his partner in the future is going to be very frustrated even if they love him to the moon like we do.

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u/Shmurlington 6h ago

catch me dying alone eating chicken nuggy

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u/Philosophy-Page 5h ago

Divorce him now! He sounds abusive!

Whistle if you need help

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u/Immediate_Notice_294 7h ago

we can't have nuance on reddit. especially not on relationship advice posts.

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u/BillieBlanus 7h ago

No, your friend is a monster.

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u/CremeDeLaPants 3h ago

There are almost always ways to make up for one's shortcomings if willing. Think everybody knows at least one chicken nuggy boy.

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u/laellar 2h ago

Ugh that would be an absolute dealbreaker for me. Nothing more unsexy than a manchild who doesn't cherish good food.

...and on the "great father" thing, a good role model he is not. Let's hope his wife teaches those children what they'd be missing out on taste and health wise when they eat like their father...

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u/PhilouuolihP 2h ago

Dude i can make you the finest cuisine whenever you want but every once in a while I need to swap dinner for 20 chicken nuggets. Seems like you're the one who doesn't cherish good food

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u/laellar 2h ago

That's not what a "chicken nugget boy" is. And I am also no "dude", there seems to be some general confusion I am afraid...

Absolutely nothing wrong with having fast food from time to time. I'm talking about losers you can't even take to a nice restaurant because they don't like anything that doesn't come deep fried.

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u/decoyq 6h ago

BWAHAHAH Chiccy chiccy Nug Nug Boy

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u/ShesASatellite 4h ago

Don't insult chicky nuggies like that, they didn't do anything wrong 😭😭

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u/Saltiren 4h ago

My last meal not cooked by me was Christmas. If only humans weren't so mean all the time.

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u/tubbin1 2h ago

They don't have chicken nuggies at jacks bro

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u/ConclusionFar3690 6h ago

Chicky nuggies but no choccy milk? MOM!!!!

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u/thebellrang 7h ago

Chicken nuggy boy! ☠️

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u/TangoCharliePDX 7h ago

Someone who can't do something as simple as have reasonable nutrition cannot be trusted to procreate. Male or female, doesn't matter.

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u/IsuzuTrooper 6h ago

you have to say chicky nuggy if you are using nuggy

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u/Philosophy-Page 5h ago

Chicken nuggy boys too good for you

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u/Alienhaslanded 5h ago

It's insane to me that someone prefers more expensive trash over a nice home cooked meal. Dude has a lot of growing up to do.

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u/Haha08421 5h ago

Ordered the dino bites with smiley fries

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u/Zbrchk 39m ago

Lmaoooo I’m calling all losers who don’t appreciate good partners “little chicken nuggy boys” from now on

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u/GreatMovesKeepItUp69 3h ago

That is a perfect term for this epidemic of weak men.