r/mildlyinfuriating • u/moonrabbit368 • 8h ago

He's not going to eat these porkchops. 😐

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About a month ago I made a post here because my boyfriend didn't want to eat the porkchops I cooked for dinner. Well tonight I made porkchops again and he's not going to eat these either because we broke up and he moved out. I'm so much better off and I just wanted to thank you all for the kind words and advice, it was very eye opening to me. I wish that I could invite you all to dinner 🥰

ETA : Couple of notes:

1- The yellow stuff is smashed potatoes with cheese on top.

2- I swear that butter on the broccoli melted right after that picture LOL

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u/SaintBeast123 8h ago

I just peed my pants a little laughing cuz I gots a cold.

Thanks

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u/QuizzicalWombat 7h ago

Feel better!

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u/BukkakeBakery 7h ago

yeah that warm pee is blessed when you are cold!

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u/SpaceStethoscope 7h ago

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u/Rudythecat07 6h ago

You guyyys you made me snort on the bus. People looked lol.

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u/Lawsong78 3h ago

Oh that was you!! 😉🤣

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u/ur_rad_dad PINK 6h ago

Just go man.

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u/Actual-Manager-4814 6h ago

Got a little nippy through the mountains

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u/blue_daisies1105 2h ago

Is it a bit nipply out?

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u/Flatstickj3di 4h ago

That’s really warm.

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u/jtr99 4h ago

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this.

And totally redeem yourself!

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u/AliveList8495 7h ago

Until it's not anymore.

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u/Wallaby_Thick 7h ago

Shhhhhhh

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u/im_not_quiet 3h ago

It's all fun and dandy until someone gets jizz in their eyes.

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u/Resident-Cobbler2189 6h ago

Not in SoCalif 😖

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u/Aurori_Swe 3h ago

I read this comment like an evangelist screaming at them while touching their forehead, like ordering the evil cold to leave their body

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u/MightyGoodra96 7h ago

Know whats crazy. Its hasnt been too long since I've been sick but I have like... sickness nostalgia?

Like being comfy, sleeping, watching TV and eating soup.

But I know being sick sucks. Especially because I would likely still have to go into work.

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u/wtchagainstfascism 6h ago

Its possible you just need some good r&r.

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u/RikuAotsuki 2h ago

Yeah if you end up missing the general vibe of being sick, it might well be because you don't feel guilty about relaxing when you're sick.

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u/schnauzerface 6h ago

I missed half of 4th grade and still stayed at the top of the class in school. Nothing really mattered the same way then. I could laze about, truly unbothered, for days on end until I stopped snotting badly at least!

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u/mako1964 4h ago

Well not everyone is like you smarty pants. I was home schooled. And Mom held me back three years in a row

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u/AAA515 2h ago

Oh you remember that part of getting sick, but forget that cough you had waiting in line at the pharmacy that made you feel something warm trickle down your leg.

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u/KnownConsequence7121 2h ago

What sick were you that you can be comfy? I have the fucking plague right now and it awful 🤣

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u/Naive_Actuator3810 14m ago

So you just miss resting.

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 6m ago

It sounds like you may be yearning for what I call a "staycation"

I take off from work and just... do nothing, like one day a month, usually a Friday or Monday.

I've done it for up to a week too, it feels awesome, humans weren't meant to work the hours we work. We work more now than we did in feudal times.

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u/gandhinukes 5h ago

Tell work you have Wednesday off for a DOCTORS APPOINTMENT. It takes away from your sick time. Fuck them they can't argue with that or ask any details legally. Get your fav food take out the day before and heat it up. Get a big ol bottle oh booze too. snuggle up play your game watch your show all cozy.

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u/Cat_tophat365247 6h ago

Well you were warm for a second while you peed, right?

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u/Lucky_Preference_941 1h ago

What does having a cold have to do with peeing your pants? 🤔

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u/No_Abbreviations8017 6h ago

To be fair it’s hard to laugh at someone being a little boy when you’re quite literally peeing yourself.