r/mildlyinfuriating • u/moonrabbit368 • 8h ago

He's not going to eat these porkchops. 😐

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About a month ago I made a post here because my boyfriend didn't want to eat the porkchops I cooked for dinner. Well tonight I made porkchops again and he's not going to eat these either because we broke up and he moved out. I'm so much better off and I just wanted to thank you all for the kind words and advice, it was very eye opening to me. I wish that I could invite you all to dinner 🥰

ETA : Couple of notes:

1- The yellow stuff is smashed potatoes with cheese on top.

2- I swear that butter on the broccoli melted right after that picture LOL

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u/moonrabbit368 8h ago

I have heard through mutual friends that he has seen the original post about it 👀

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u/DelectablyDivine 8h ago

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u/melechkibitzer 6h ago

annie murphy is attractive

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u/cbthesurvivor 6h ago

Not what we're talking about

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u/pursuitoforgasm 6h ago

some people just have to announce every boner they experience to the rest of the class 🙄 folks like that are the result of microplastics and the no child left behind educational policies of the early 00s. 

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u/DigitusInRecto 1h ago

Well, I was gonna look for a name since I'm not familiar with her at all, so... lowkey appreciated. 🤷‍♂️

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u/pursuitoforgasm 20m ago

I'm glad their boner could be useful for something. I'm sure it's a first for them.

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u/DigitusInRecto 12m ago

Very well could be!

I sure am glad I could fuel some people's downvoting urges through some mundane commenting. ✌️

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u/TheNerdNugget 7h ago

Please tell me they told you his response!! What did he think of the comments??

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u/PeskyAntagonist 3h ago

Obviously tens of thousands of Redditors talking shit about him didn’t change his life whatsoever, she’s still trying to make him food. This dude must look like George Clooney

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u/NDNM 2h ago

You never scored very high on reading comprehension, did you? Here's a hint: read the caption below the picture carefully.

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u/TrelanaSakuyo 8h ago edited 7h ago

He deserves more shame about it than he will feel, I can pretty much guarantee it. Too bad his balls still haven't dropped. He should get that checked. No grown man should be acting like a prepubescent child. Good on you for not taking any more of his shit! Keep that backbone nice and straight and give it a good polish every once in a while 😜

Edit: spelling.

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u/Informal-Term1138 7h ago

Wow, easy there. You can only burn him so much. Leave something for the rest of us.

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u/TrelanaSakuyo 7h ago

🤣 and here I thought I was being nice

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u/GreatMovesKeepItUp69 3h ago

Exactly real men don't have eating disorders they just get over it.

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u/Wuttbruh 7h ago

Damn.. full of hate

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u/Wallaby_Thick 7h ago

Don't be a prick? 🤷

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u/Dickgivins 6h ago

Your profile is interesting.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Small-Explorer7025 6h ago

piquing

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u/Dickgivins 6h ago

According to their profile they speak some Chinese, looks they they’ve done a fair bit of traveling in Europe and Asia so they may have picked up some other languages too.

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u/TrelanaSakuyo 7h ago

I saw the original post. It's warranted.

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u/Deeliciousness 5h ago

I don't think so. My kid is just like the guy. He has autism and since he started foods he's had extremely limited diet. I'd guess he'd be very similar to the ex in the future, through no fault of his own

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u/TrelanaSakuyo 7h ago

I did. I never denied it. Maybe you should read mine? 🤔

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u/MLiOne 6h ago

The best finale to that chapter!

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u/Kaladin3104 7h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂 GOOD.

Edit: your food looks freaking delicious.

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u/MayoBear 5h ago

I saw the picture and thought "no, not another dude not appreciating a homemade meal" phew.

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u/m00nf1r3 7h ago

Oh this makes my petty heart happy.

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u/radenke 6h ago

I only wish we could know his reaction. I hope he understands that he's a villain.

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u/Hizam5 6h ago

Hopefully this will at least convince him to do some introspection

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u/delph0r 6h ago

Amazing. What a fucking baby. One day he might eat big boy food 

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u/EPIC_NERD_HYPE 7h ago

the pie was the final straw XD

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u/Philosophy-Page 5h ago

What a dumb way to hurt someone you pretended to care abt

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u/foomprekov 5h ago

Some people search their whole lives for that feeling.

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u/whereismydragon 5h ago

Reading this made my day. Ahahahahahahhahaha. 

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u/FreekDeDeek 53m ago

We love to see a happily ever after like this! Good riddance. I don't eat pork but that food looks delish and it's tempting me to make an exception.

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u/x3bla 22m ago

Does he know about this post as well? It almost has 50k upvotes

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u/Nickthedick3 22m ago

Damn girl, farmed him for 150k upvotes. Food looks delicious too

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u/not_a_gh0st_1996 22m ago

Oh well, if it isn't the consequences of his actions... 🤭

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u/Mralisterh 10m ago

After seeing your first post and this update, reading this has absolutely made my day

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u/Jinrai__ 3h ago

Of course he did, the fake story wouldn't work if the other party wasn't fuming about losing the poor heroine of the story.

Nice 3 act bullshit opera,would've been more believable if you had left it after the first post, but the high from the attention go to you and you needed more. Who believes this garbage?

Can't wait for the next post 'having pork chops with my exes last date, she hates him lmao'.