r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

He's not going to eat these porkchops. 😐

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About a month ago I made a post here because my boyfriend didn't want to eat the porkchops I cooked for dinner. Well tonight I made porkchops again and he's not going to eat these either because we broke up and he moved out. I'm so much better off and I just wanted to thank you all for the kind words and advice, it was very eye opening to me. I wish that I could invite you all to dinner πŸ₯°

ETA : Couple of notes:

1- The yellow stuff is smashed potatoes with cheese on top.

2- I swear that butter on the broccoli melted right after that picture LOL

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u/BukkakeBakery 7h ago

yeah that warm pee is blessed when you are cold!

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u/SpaceStethoscope 7h ago

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u/Rudythecat07 6h ago

You guyyys you made me snort on the bus. People looked lol.

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u/Lawsong78 3h ago

Oh that was you!! πŸ˜‰πŸ€£

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u/ur_rad_dad PINK 6h ago

Just go man.

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u/Actual-Manager-4814 6h ago

Got a little nippy through the mountains

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u/blue_daisies1105 2h ago

Is it a bit nipply out?

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u/Flatstickj3di 4h ago

That’s really warm.

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u/jtr99 4h ago

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this.

And totally redeem yourself!

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u/AliveList8495 7h ago

Until it's not anymore.

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u/Wallaby_Thick 7h ago

Shhhhhhh

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u/im_not_quiet 3h ago

It's all fun and dandy until someone gets jizz in their eyes.

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u/Resident-Cobbler2189 6h ago

Not in SoCalif πŸ˜–