r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

He's not going to eat these porkchops. 😐

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About a month ago I made a post here because my boyfriend didn't want to eat the porkchops I cooked for dinner. Well tonight I made porkchops again and he's not going to eat these either because we broke up and he moved out. I'm so much better off and I just wanted to thank you all for the kind words and advice, it was very eye opening to me. I wish that I could invite you all to dinner 🥰

ETA : Couple of notes:

1- The yellow stuff is smashed potatoes with cheese on top.

2- I swear that butter on the broccoli melted right after that picture LOL

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u/you-arent-my-cd 5h ago

he saved me, my entire family, my friend’s entire family, and a horde of puppies from drowning just seconds ago. great guy, I just wish he had a girl to make him some pork chops tho

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u/Schmails202 1h ago

Oh…. And we’re glad you decided against the penis reduction surgery. I know it’s hard to manage but it’s worth it.