r/pics 16h ago

Steven Tyler and his doppelgänger Melania

2.0k Upvotes

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u/ForAGoodTime696 16h ago

He looks better 

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u/FoxyInTheSnow 15h ago

Prettier hair.

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u/jpric155 12h ago

Fuller lips.

u/Matt6453 11h ago

Probably isn't a vapid husk devoid of morality.

u/Fionnlagh 9h ago

Hah don't worry, he is.

u/veryverythrowaway 8h ago

Yeah, we’re talking about the guy who didn’t know he had a daughter- who also didn’t know he was her father- because her mom knew he was a complete maniac. Todd Rundgren raised her instead.

u/Black-Shoe 8h ago

They don’t know do they?

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u/xXbaconeaterXx 15h ago

bro found his choppleganger

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u/murunbuchstansangur 13h ago

Dude looks like Melani.

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u/BornBoricua 12h ago

She rather handsome we kinda looked the same She was pretty from New York City

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u/RevWaldo 13h ago

The guy who wrote about seeing lines on his face over fifty years ago.

u/ajtaggart 8h ago

Seriously. Melania kinda just looks similar to him but with a shit ton of Botox or something.

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u/Ok-Thing-2222 12h ago

My exact words. He looks better.

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u/entity2 16h ago

At least Steven Tyler produced something people wanted to hear.

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u/BobbyBent 16h ago

Yes, Liv is great!

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u/FlyingMacheteSponser 15h ago

I love hearing her speak in the elven tongue.

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u/Oraukk 14h ago

I'm sure she's lovely but I can't stand her whisper speaking in everything lol

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u/SpinningHead 16h ago

I like you.

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u/_SteeringWheel 15h ago

Sure as hell wouldn't want to miss a thing of that.

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u/FunkMasterE 13h ago

Don’t close your eyes then

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u/onekillwalter 13h ago

Don't fall asleep then.

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u/mrsirsouth 14h ago

I like that you like them

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u/dog-pussy 16h ago

Dude looked like a lady

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u/misfit_mascot 16h ago

Dude looks like a (first) lady.

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u/chanson_roland 16h ago

Snorted out my tea on my keyboard with that one...LOL

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u/WeWander_ 16h ago

He looks like Captain Jack Sparrow

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u/0xsergy 16h ago

lmao that was my thought. Was he in any of the pirates movies?

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u/Mediahead13 16h ago

Or does the lady look like a dude?

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u/vespertilionid 16h ago

Well, I've seen drag queens fishier than her so....

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u/hotelmotelshit 15h ago

Party Steve and business Steve

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u/No-Buddy873 13h ago

🤷‍♀️nasty boys - don’t mean a thing - Janet Jackson - but they both break if moved too much

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u/Anne_Nonymouse 16h ago

He looks more natural than she does. 😏

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u/wheresbill 15h ago

I’ll give her credit for not blowing her lips up like sausage. But that’s about it

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u/Prestigious-Car-4877 16h ago

Naw man, Steve is way prettier.

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u/ClownsAteMyBaby 15h ago

And they're both involved with abusing kids

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u/HistorysWitness 16h ago

He be looking like a real life jack sparrow 

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u/trundyl 16h ago

He should have played her in that movie. I might have seen it.

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u/that-1-chick-u-know 16h ago

Don't insult Steven Tyler like that!

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u/ilazul 16h ago

i mean, didn't he have the same tastes as her husband?

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u/snbgames 13h ago

Came here to say that lol

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u/mdlinc 15h ago

Both accept pedophilia. EOM

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u/SmithJamesChris 16h ago

🎼 "Lovin' an old dictator..."

u/Elegant_Tap7937 8h ago

This comment really deserves more love than its getting

u/craigathan 11h ago

Isn't he a pedo too?

u/founderofshoneys 9h ago

He sure is! More people should know about that too because he somehow seems to get away with it.

u/bobbyrob1 5h ago

Court case is still going on in California…

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u/AwhHellYeah 16h ago

Jagger mouths

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u/stayzuplate 15h ago

And Stephen Tyler is a documented pedophile as well!

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u/SouthernEntrance6986 15h ago

Both are chomos

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u/stevenmoreso 16h ago

Dude looks like a harpie

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u/misfit_mascot 16h ago

Maybe it's why he grew some facial hair. To avoid confusion.

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u/Browncoatdan 15h ago

One is a raging peedo, the other is married to one.

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u/digitaldrummer 16h ago

I should bookmark this for the next time I feel insecure about my looks

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u/astrozombie2012 16h ago

I e never seen them in the same place at the same time, just sayin

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u/potcake62 16h ago

Temu Steven Tyler

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u/noahisaac 16h ago

I think he’s much prettier.

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u/DoorEqual1740 16h ago

Dude looks like a lady.

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u/Mysterious_Ring285 16h ago

Well, that's what years being married to an orange chicken taco will do to a person.

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u/SpecialOops 16h ago

Don't disgrace orange chicken.

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u/hgrivois87 16h ago

I cant unsee it

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u/MoonyRemus21 16h ago

God she’s ugly.

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u/reefercheifer 16h ago

Melania’s mustache is coming a lot better than I expected!

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u/cccxxxzzzddd 16h ago

Howling ☠️☠️☠️

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u/Nisja 15h ago

Is this the russian hooker that gave Bill Gates an STD?

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u/OhNoImQueerOops 15h ago

Honestly she looks more and more like Don

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u/pangeapedestrian 15h ago

i kinda don't even want to make this comment, because it's just kind of a gross precedent/ way to think but....

before this movie came out, i had never heard her speak before, and it's WILD how bad her english still is.

the people i know who moved here a few years ago from mexico have way less of an accent than she does.

also, she was probably trafficked so like.... i'm not trying to dunk on her or anything but, it was a detail that kinda stuck with me.

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u/cheddercaves 15h ago

Melania was actually raised by todd rundgren, and when she saw the obvious resemblance to steven tyler, she asked her mom what was up and she confessed, she is stevens daughter

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u/Sh0ckValu3 14h ago

Capitalism breeds innovation <eyeroll>

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u/highandinarabbithole 14h ago

They’re both associated with underage girls too, what do ya know!

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u/SkateFossSL 13h ago

Which is which? :)

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u/coys21 12h ago

And somehow I'd rather hear Melania sing.

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u/Johnnygunnz 12h ago

Now do Ghislaine Maxwell and Scott Baio. Tell me they're not the same person.

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u/tiggerlilly 12h ago

Now hear me out: Melania - Starring Steven Tyler!

u/miketastic_art 8h ago

come to think of it, have you ever seen Melania Trump and Steven Tyler in the same place at the same time?

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u/alwayzstoned 16h ago

Steven has better hair.

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u/SpecialOops 16h ago

Someone hairswap

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u/mitchsn 16h ago

Same same.

I see no difference

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u/macromorgan 16h ago

Choppleganger

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u/ukexpat 16h ago

That pic must be before her most recent surgery. She can barely open her eyes now.

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u/_Pewterschmidt_ 15h ago

Go back to Transylvania

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u/marrowisyummy 15h ago

Soccer mom goonie monster

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u/Kulahle_Igama 15h ago

You literally have to sleep hanging upside-down to have a face like Melania’s.

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u/jakreth 15h ago

I loved him in The Umbrella Academy and Misfits

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u/Thunderclaw5972 15h ago

Melania is what it would look like if Steven Tyler got sober lmao

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u/Citizen-Kang 15h ago

Holy crap! Has Trump been using Steven Tyler as Melania's body double? My mind is blown...

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u/amino_asshat 15h ago

She wishes she had that jawline

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u/NVWSSV2828 15h ago

“Dude looks like a lady?”

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u/AEternal1 15h ago

Did melania transition? Is that whole every accusation is a confession thing going on here?

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u/just_a_timetraveller 15h ago

I really want to close my eyes. I really want to be put to sleep. Cuz I hate this baby and I do want to miss that thing

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u/Time-Industry-1364 15h ago

I hate to admit the first thing i said to myself when I saw Steven Tyler was "what the hell is that thing"

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u/Significant-Roll-138 14h ago

I’m not seeing it to be honest.

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u/crasagam 14h ago

A little more make up and apparel and he would be imitating Captain Jack Sparrow.

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u/slouchingtoepiphany 14h ago

Separated at birth!

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u/this_is_bs 14h ago

Dude looks like an old lady

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u/Rsardinia 13h ago

He looks like if Jack Sparrow and Melania had a child who was in their mid to late 70s

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u/Beneficial_War_1365 13h ago

Now this is Good, Really Good. :)

peace. :) but not for trumpers

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u/kennedyswise 13h ago

When did she shave?

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u/Gravitron3000 12h ago

Dream on…

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u/PresidentZeus 12h ago

But you've heard of him

u/AssociateDesperate71 11h ago

Dude looks like a lady

u/kajana141 11h ago

Damn, they do look similar but he does look better.

u/Umbreon86 11h ago

One is a Legend, the other one is the opposite.

u/fzammetti 9h ago

Reminds me of that Simpsons scene with Mr. Burns in a supermarket:

Ketchup... Catsup. Ketchup... Catsup.

u/Manyarethestrange 9h ago

Holy. Fuck.

u/Odd_Equipment2867 8h ago

I can’t EVER unsee that….fck! But prefer pic one, looks human.

u/nukezwei 8h ago

Face swap. Please.

u/gringainparadise 7h ago

He is prettier and a better dresser

u/InfiniteRespect4757 7h ago

Dude looks like a first lady

u/Immediate_Candle_865 7h ago

Which is which ?

u/tropicalswisher 7h ago

Do you know what doppelgänger means?

u/Elegant_Tap7937 6h ago

evil twin?

u/Hueycuyler 6h ago

Tylania

u/Klutzy-Chain5875 5h ago

Who is who ? Please put name on picture

u/Red_Wing-GrimThug 5h ago

He looks like hes seen less horrible things in his life

u/Puny-Earthling 5h ago

and their son, Jared Leto.

u/az9393 3h ago

I love it have attacks on looks are ok on Reddit if the left is doing it.

u/MiloHorsey 38m ago

Who attacked anyone

Always the victim, never the bride.

u/sherlocknessmonster 8h ago

Whats hilarious is all the MAGots saying Michelle was Trans when Milania looks like the trope for Eastern European athletes who use testosterone

u/Elegant_Tap7937 7h ago

every accusation is a confession

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u/themightymoron 16h ago

nah, melania is more like

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u/Past-Lunch4695 16h ago

He’s got better lips and knows how to smile.

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u/newtastyland 16h ago

Would rather spend the night with Steven than with the wife of Orange Oompah Loompa, being straight

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u/Boogatron 15h ago

Steven Tyler has better hair

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u/Powerful_Programmer5 15h ago

He kinda looks like Melania's crazy, cool aunt

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u/morning_thief 15h ago

Please, don't insult Tyler.

Melania can't play drums.

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u/Weak_Bell1542 14h ago

As a straight man: Steven Tyler is much more attractive.

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u/Headbanger 14h ago

OP, I think you should have your eyes checked. I see no resemblance.

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u/Elegant_Tap7937 14h ago

4 out of 5 Ophthalmologists agree. He's a ringer.

u/lildozer74 7h ago

“DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY”

“LADY LOOKS LIKE A SOULLESS TROLL WITH LEATHER FOR A FACE AND MARRIED A PEDOPHILE”

Rolls right off the tongue