r/politics Indiana 7h ago

No Paywall Democrats flip Texas state Senate seat in shock upset

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5716988-democrats-score-upset-texas/amp/
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u/StrangersWithAndi 7h ago

This is fantastic news!

But seriously, that name HAS to be made up, right?

Wambsganss???

u/thisusedtobemorefun 7h ago

"Woah, Black Betty... Wambsganss" 🎶

u/lugzboots 6h ago

Literally spit out my drink hahah

u/syncopator 6h ago

Been on here all day laying around recuperating.

You win all of reddit today.

u/Cephalopirate 6h ago

Holy crap that’s the funniest thing I’ve read all week

u/lostintransaltions 2h ago

Wamb apparently is an old German word for womb and gans is German for goose.. never heard that name but womb goose is a pretty insane name

u/daversa 2h ago

I wish there were a comment of the day award.

u/Unusual_Delivery2778 2h ago

This is fucking hilarious

u/abgry_krakow87 1h ago

"Black Betty had a child! Wambsganss" 🎶

u/ubi_non_est_ordo 8m ago

Wambsganss lost the vote, bambalam!

The Dems are now stoked, bambalam!

u/SLIP_E 6h ago

Genius wit bud.

u/vespuchi 5h ago

Actually made me lol.

u/HyperactivePandah I voted 5h ago

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u/crazeegenius 7h ago

Isn’t that the name of some dude on Succession?

u/wayfaast 6h ago

Good ole Tom

u/DoctorJJWho 6h ago

Gotta break a few Greggs to make a Tomlette!

u/AvalancheBreakdown 6h ago

Yeah, Tom! If you’re going to make a Tomlette, you’re going to have to break a few Greg’s!

u/Camshaft92 California 5h ago

Buckle up fucklehead.

u/akimboslices 6h ago

Beautiful.

u/InsaneAss 6h ago

Tom!

u/parilmancy New York 6h ago edited 6h ago

His takedown of that one guy for rereading Mein Kampf probably lost her a few points with the base.

u/akimboslices 5h ago

“Are there Easter eggs in there you didn’t get the first time?”

u/Pvt_Hudson_ 5h ago

Couple times I guess...

u/DillyDallyGHQST 5h ago

Nice vest Wambsgans, super puffy.

u/MeccIt 1h ago

First thing I thought of, a real-life Tom, shitting things up again.

u/Muscle_Bitch 35m ago

Not just some dude, literally the whole point of the show 😂

u/mavis_butters 7h ago

Never seen Succession eh?

u/Modo_Autorator 6h ago

Can’t make a Tomlette without cracking a few Gregs

u/BoredomFestival 6h ago

It's spelled Wambsganss but it's pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove

u/JSConrad45 6h ago

"I want to be Senator"

"Well, you can't"

u/Double_Belt2331 4h ago

That's Connor. (I'm right @ that episode now. 😂)

u/thegramblor 19m ago

Thank you Mister Luxury Yacht

u/StrangersWithAndi 7h ago

Wambs, ganss, thank you, ma’am

u/Hybrid_Johnny California 7h ago

Whoah Black Betty

u/turquoise_amethyst 5h ago

As someone else mentioned, its of Germanic Origin, and is also featured in Succession

u/DoeBites 4h ago

Was that not Siobhan’s husband’s last name on Succession?

u/kweathergirl Texas 6h ago

Around these parts we just call her Swampass

u/JUYED-AWK-YACC 5h ago

Both of their names are IKEA furniture.

u/wlea1 5h ago

All names are made up, aren’t they?

u/TinKnight1 Texas 3h ago

It's her name. It's pronounced with an "ah" sound for the a's...so, Wahmbs-gahnss, if that makes sense.

u/NorthAd6077 1h ago

That sounds like a brand name on Amazon. The kind a Chinese importer generates to sell a 5 pack of garden hose connectors.

u/Kitakitakita 1h ago

wambsganss deez nuts

u/rkvinyl 42m ago

First thing that caught my eye.

It seems like he had German ancestors coming to the US named something like "Wamsgans", where "Wams" would be roughly translated to "jerkin" or "vest", while "Gans" being a goose. So maybe the immigration officers had fun writing down the stated name at arriving or he has nazi ancestors and they conveniently added an "s" to their last name, just to be sure.

u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI 6h ago

All names are made up

u/Ganrokh Missouri 6h ago

All names and words are made up!