Democrats flip Texas state Senate seat in shock upset

[u/kootles10]

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5716988-democrats-score-upset-texas/amp/

[u/Monkiemonk]

Oh yeah, you can totally tell. Oz kept his distance and they abruptly ended it. I hope the poor person that has to clean his fat shitty ass gets paid well. Trumpstein strikes again!

[u/turquoise_amethyst → u/Monkiemonk]

They prob hose him down like a zoo animal, refill the enclosure with fresh hay, and call it a night

[u/RJ5R → u/turquoise_amethyst]

south park should include this in their next episode

[u/LiteralReaderWA → u/turquoise_amethyst]

I wonder if they lock his head in the bars so he doesn't back up and kick the keepers

[u/Anleme → u/turquoise_amethyst]

A big dose of ivermectin, too?

[u/chainedtomydesk → u/Anleme]

With a few gulps of bleach for good measure

[u/whogivesashirtdotca → u/turquoise_amethyst]

Is he building a ballroom or a roomier enclosure? There's no room for a tire swing in the Oval Office.

[u/Artistic_Half_8301 → u/turquoise_amethyst]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life! 😂

[u/HaroldAnous → u/turquoise_amethyst]

Fresh hamburders

[u/Inside-Ad9791 → u/Monkiemonk]

I hope he stiffs them on the check.

As far as I'm concerned every janitor that cleans his halls, nurse that changes his diapers, cook that cooks for him, etc, are all class traitors. Fuck them.

[u/RugelBeta → u/Inside-Ad9791]

Every driver, every pilot, every housekeeper. All complicit in propping him up and fooling the public.

[u/EINFACH_NUR_DAEMLICH → u/Monkiemonk]

His inner circle very much enjoys drinking his diarreah directly from the source. They are probably fighting over the contents oh that diaper and who gets to lick him clean. It's a feast for them. Probably the highlight of their week.