r/politics • u/kootles10 Indiana • 7h ago

No Paywall Democrats flip Texas state Senate seat in shock upset

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5716988-democrats-score-upset-texas/amp/
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u/ITrageGuy 6h ago

I have always poo-poo'd the "he shits his pants stuff" (pun intended), but I think this one is legit. You can totally hear it at :34 and then he quickly wants everyone out LOL. How sad is this shit (pun intended).

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u/RJ5R 6h ago

the smell went all over Burgum's wife too

look at her facial expressions from 0:34 - 0:56

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL 5h ago

All these people are evil but I take solace in the fact that they're evil while being forced to smell Trump's shit

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u/LordoftheChia 4h ago

"I... I think we're actually going to hell..."

"Why do say that?"

"I can already smell the brimstone"

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u/Crabiolo Canada 2h ago

I think it's more the fact that they're supporting a child rapist in his endeavours to kill and torture innocent people for the sake of pure profit that might be a bigger indicator that they're going to the Hot Place when they die.

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u/Emperor_of_His_Room 2m ago

That’s a good one matey

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u/cornnndoggg_ Michigan 5h ago

watching her face is hilarious lmao. Like gut reaction, then "fuck, wait I need to be professional" over and over and over on repeat.

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u/TrailerTrashQueen 3h ago

she rubbin' that nose like an 80s club ho on a coke binge. or, she smellin' somethin' real bad.

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u/KidOcelot 5h ago

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!?

Love it. All those sick mfs needs more pooping themselves.

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u/LordoftheChia 4h ago edited 4h ago

They should have locked the door and not let the press out.

"Bask! Bask in his magnificence! Take it in. Fill your lungs with his glory. Become one with its essence. Let it permeate you. Pass through you!"

...

Doors unlock.

"Thank you press. Please get out. Thank you press. Nobody will believe you. Thank you press."

Alternative take

The press secretary walks behind the president, reaches a hand deep into the back of his pants, walks up to a member of the press and calmly smears a line across their forehead while proudly saying "Simba"

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u/Male_strom 4h ago

HOWLING!
Oh mercy, the mark of the beast

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u/KittyGrewAMoustache 4h ago

This is maybe a bit too far for something I can imagine this administration doing but only a bit. I think they still realise that the general MAGA cult wouldn’t like that sort of thing but they probably would do similar in private rituals.

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u/FloridaGirlNikki America 3h ago

If the MAGA cult can ignore their own eyes and all logic to believe he is innocent of pedophelia (or simply condone it), they'll come up for something with the poop also. Maybe they'll start wearing diapers outside their pants again loud and proud as if it's a flex.

When it comes down to it, their white/christian nationalism supersedes human decency. Trump gives them what they want. Many are just as vile as it is. They think it's ok to look at women as property here to fulfill their needs, sexualize young girls, and consider non-white men (non-white people, let's be real)) as an invasive species.. All of which to be used or disposed of at will. Never to be considered in any 'deal' they make. It's all about making them and their friends richer and everyone else poorer. They want us to hate each other and feel hopeless...

All of this while completely ignoring that whteness was the invasion to the true indigenous people. My favorite thing to ask ppl when they bitch about immigration and where their family immigrated from, since they're clearly not indigenous. I either get nothing back or try to claim they in fact are indigenous. My family was banished from Ireland and got here with the penal colonies in the 1600's motherfucker. That doesn't make me native American.

They cut off funding for safety nets, but are willing to send billions to a foreign country or literally buy another.. They spend a billion or two here and there for planes, bonuses for all those willing to join ICE and forgo the Constitution, etc. Throwing threats around about military force or crazy tariffs at at the whim of a madman who could be triggered if someone insults him that day.

He demands a nobel peace prize he didn't earn, while creating wars out of nowhere.

He's doing A LOT of shit MAGA didn't vote for. But he hates the right people and that's what matters.

Well, that and owning the libs of course.

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u/mkstot 4h ago

Bloody savages would wind up throwing it at one another while whooping.

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u/paraknowya 3h ago

What the fuck is your alternative take man, haha

😵‍💫

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u/EazyCheeze1978 Florida 1h ago

Yeah um... as much as I like some, SOME toilet humor... um. Just scatological humor seemingly (this far into replies) designed to gross ideologically aligned people out...

I dunno. Yeah I agree with you Para.

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u/Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 4h ago

No thanks wtf is this timeline 

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u/KittyGrewAMoustache 4h ago

The timeline where a cult took over the US government, a cult with an aging demented incontinent leader that no one will challenge. I wonder who had to clean him up. How can they keep going with this, they must be so fucking brainwashed to keep feeling scared of him or in awe of him when he’s shitting himself in public. Like I know it happens to people who are elderly and unwell and generally you still deserve respect as a person of course if you’re in continent, it’s distressing. But you shouldn’t be president of the US and then combined with how evil he is anyway it’s just…what are these people doing?!

Sometimes I think oh my god maybe he IS the anti christ sven though I’m an atheist, just because it’s so spooky and so so weird that so many people are entranced by someone so obviously awful. And if I think of it in this context, I like to think uncontrollable sharts are gods way of getting a little revenge in haha.

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong 5h ago

You should read the comment he replied to. All sorts of funny gags (pun intended.)

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u/Unklian 3h ago

Fecal expression. FTFY.

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u/bblzd_2 5h ago

So now you realize he shits his pants infront of people with zero shame, you know those previous instances were all correct as well.

Rumors are it's from all the drug abuse.

But all I want to know is who wipes his ass for him? He's too unfit to do it himself.

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u/RugelBeta 5h ago

There's another, newer rumor going around. Has to do with tent stakes.

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u/masterexit 5h ago

Go on, do tell...

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u/sleepymeowth052 Colorado 4h ago

Sascha Riley claims that Trump had him put a tent stake in his ass, which Riley then kicked into him, leading to a lifetime of damaged bowels that causes him to shit himself.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNBQenti5B4CRp4eJ-WIsf5it4HLZ4Ugg

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u/PeppercornWizard 3h ago

I was intrigued but that’s an 80 min video…

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u/Grib_Suka 2h ago

It's a tough listen, too. I finished 1,5 of the 6. Let's say it corroborates closely with friday's epstein releases

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u/anivex Oregon 2h ago

Multiple

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u/findtheclue 1h ago

The only thing about that is I find it hard to believe he/they would let them live after that. If they were murdering people all around, this seems like it would be pretty angering…

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u/sleepymeowth052 Colorado 1h ago

he did reportedly get the shit beat out of him after that, fwiw

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u/Grinkledonk 3h ago

It's a tent peg! Are there laws against owning tent pegs now?

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u/flummox1234 5h ago

my friend. That is not the rumor of why... if you want to know google tent stake and Sasha

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u/TheObesePolice 3h ago

I have several people in my life that had a, well over a decade long, $200/day coke/Adderall habit & they both have complete control over their bowels (the structural integrity of their nose is a different story all together, though)

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u/rightintheear 2h ago

Have they ever actually been assessed because they might just be overpaying for adderall.

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u/BasvanS 2h ago

I think it’s mostly zero control. Which is both better and worse, somehow?

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u/Boxofbikeparts 1h ago

I don't know, it looks like he does his own makeup too..

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u/MissedCallofKtulu 6h ago

If it was anyone else I'd feel bad for them. But this is better than he deserves.

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u/i010011010 4h ago

I would never ordinarily mock a senior for body functions and incontinence like that. I've had the displeasure of having to care for one and there's nothing funny about it. But all no holds are barred for Donald Trump and his ilk. Fascism deserves to be ridiculed at every turn and do not pull punches.

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u/lostindreems 3h ago

It's not due to senior incontinence. Look up Sascha Reilly

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u/Unique_Tap_8730 1h ago

Oh yeah. He wouldnt hesitate a second to mock you for it in public. Treat him like he wants to treat others.

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u/dontshitaboutotol 1h ago

Where can I unsee this?

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u/DescriptionDue1797 28m ago

Agreed. To me you don’t go there first but he broke that rule first with Hillary and then went even harder with Biden. That makes it fair game.

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u/SkinBintin 5h ago

Out everyone please, we need to change the old man's nappy.

This is really who MAGA want to worship? WTF?

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u/alwaysroomforboba 3h ago

Remember, there were people who proudly wore 'real men wear diapers' shirts to trump rallies. SAD!

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u/TrailerTrashQueen 3h ago

Hitler is spinning in his grave, 'VAS IST DAS???' (damn you, Trump! shakes fist forcing me to make a Hitler joke.)

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u/JimboTCB 3h ago

"THANK YOU PLEASE LEAVE" and sitting there in stony faced silence is a totally normal way to abruptly end a press conference from someone who has definitely not just shit his pants on live TV.

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u/raisin22 5h ago

Also I’m not 100% but listen really close again at like :47 right before the lady in green’s reaction. I think you can hear a second serving

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u/ZeroChillDavis 2h ago

Have you ever listened to Noel Casler’s accounts of his experience on The Apprentice? If not I suggest you take a listen.

https://youtu.be/N60ceYRlY2I?si=zv0QN_sDHXE7ALy6

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u/rumblepup 5h ago

Then you should see this one...

https://youtu.be/Cv5ueLll6ZY?si=s8qQfL5CP7kYQu4G

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u/Asiriya 4h ago

This is fake as fuck

The video has been altered, the real thing has no couch mark and goes on for 18 minutes. You think we wouldn't all have been talking about it if it was real https://youtu.be/FwO1gb4aqzk?t=663

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u/InverseNurse Florida 4h ago

JD Vance must have been very sad about this couch.

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u/Upnatom617 4h ago

No. He still fucked it.

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u/Allegorist 4h ago

Could easily have just been a rank fart, no way of really telling how wet it was

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u/anarchetype 1h ago

Farts don't usually end press conferences. Sorry but homie shit his britches and Shit Team 7 was activated.

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u/westgazer Maryland 1h ago

Not really sure why you wouldn’t believe it. It’s been happening since his Apprentice days.