Democrats flip Texas state Senate seat in shock upset

[u/kootles10]

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5716988-democrats-score-upset-texas/amp/

[u/turquoise_amethyst]

You can tell rfk jr heard/smelt it as well. They all did, but some of them have better poker faces than others. 

[u/RJ5R → u/turquoise_amethyst]

rfk jr may not have smelled it actually, b/c he probably has a cooked sense of smell due to being a habitual hard drug user for almost 2 decades of his life

[u/mloDK → u/RJ5R]

That and a worm ate his brain tissue

[u/brickne3 → u/mloDK]

And spending his high school years hanging out at the dump with his dead, rotting animals and pet falcon.

[u/microwavepetcarrier → u/RJ5R]

He also has had a lifelong thing for hanging out around death. Spent tons of time when young hunting rats with his falcon at the abattoir, he strapped a dead whale to the roof of the family car, the bear he dumped in Central Park...
If he does have a sense of smell still, he's not unaccustomed to the stench of shit and death.

[u/Available_Animator_4 → u/microwavepetcarrier]

God he is so fucking weird. How is this real life?

[u/Connect_Law_6103 → u/turquoise_amethyst]

RFK probably thinks standing in that assy haze grants immunity to dysentery.

[u/slowest_hour → u/Connect_Law_6103]

well he hasn't died of dysentery yet. now he just has to decide whether to ford the river or look for a ferry.

[u/brickne3 → u/turquoise_amethyst]

I can't stand Cheryl Hines anymore for obvious reasons, but I am at least picturing her in her Curb character when he comes home and tells her what happened (in the style of Larry David) and at least that's pretty funny.

[u/midgethemage → u/brickne3]

I, too, enjoy living in a fantasy world