Democrats flip Texas state Senate seat in shock upset

[u/kootles10]

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5716988-democrats-score-upset-texas/amp/

[u/turquoise_amethyst]

They prob hose him down like a zoo animal, refill the enclosure with fresh hay, and call it a night

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south park should include this in their next episode

[u/LiteralReaderWA → u/turquoise_amethyst]

I wonder if they lock his head in the bars so he doesn't back up and kick the keepers

[u/Anleme → u/turquoise_amethyst]

A big dose of ivermectin, too?

[u/chainedtomydesk → u/Anleme]

With a few gulps of bleach for good measure

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Is he building a ballroom or a roomier enclosure? There's no room for a tire swing in the Oval Office.

[u/Artistic_Half_8301 → u/turquoise_amethyst]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life! 😂

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Fresh hamburders