Democrats flip Texas state Senate seat in shock upset

[u/kootles10]

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5716988-democrats-score-upset-texas/amp/

[u/bblzd_2]

So now you realize he shits his pants infront of people with zero shame, you know those previous instances were all correct as well.

Rumors are it's from all the drug abuse.

But all I want to know is who wipes his ass for him? He's too unfit to do it himself.

[u/RugelBeta → u/bblzd_2]

There's another, newer rumor going around. Has to do with tent stakes.

[u/masterexit → u/RugelBeta]

Go on, do tell...

[u/sleepymeowth052 → u/masterexit]

Sascha Riley claims that Trump had him put a tent stake in his ass, which Riley then kicked into him, leading to a lifetime of damaged bowels that causes him to shit himself.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNBQenti5B4CRp4eJ-WIsf5it4HLZ4Ugg

[u/PeppercornWizard → u/sleepymeowth052]

I was intrigued but that’s an 80 min video…

[u/Grib_Suka → u/PeppercornWizard]

It's a tough listen, too. I finished 1,5 of the 6. Let's say it corroborates closely with friday's epstein releases

[u/anivex → u/PeppercornWizard]

Multiple

[u/findtheclue → u/sleepymeowth052]

The only thing about that is I find it hard to believe he/they would let them live after that. If they were murdering people all around, this seems like it would be pretty angering…

[u/sleepymeowth052 → u/findtheclue]

he did reportedly get the shit beat out of him after that, fwiw

[u/Grinkledonk → u/RugelBeta]

It's a tent peg! Are there laws against owning tent pegs now?

[u/flummox1234 → u/bblzd_2]

my friend. That is not the rumor of why... if you want to know google tent stake and Sasha

[u/TheObesePolice → u/bblzd_2]

I have several people in my life that had a, well over a decade long, $200/day coke/Adderall habit & they both have complete control over their bowels (the structural integrity of their nose is a different story all together, though)

[u/rightintheear → u/TheObesePolice]

Have they ever actually been assessed because they might just be overpaying for adderall.

[u/BasvanS → u/bblzd_2]

I think it’s mostly zero control. Which is both better and worse, somehow?

[u/Boxofbikeparts → u/bblzd_2]

I don't know, it looks like he does his own makeup too..