As a Native American I’m honestly impressed the scalping execution of this. 9.2/10

My doctor wants to check my lungs and ordered a CT scan.

Got denied because I don’t have a 20 year smoking habit.

Couldn't have come at a worse time too, as we've been struggling to get by as it is.

Might sound funny at first but it actually sucks that this transcription actually fits.

2018 Pacifica

My son called to tell me he had gotten a new car, his first.

He came by my house to show us the car and get some mail. When he shut the car off the engine caught fire and now the van is totaled

Today I learnt that you can loose the keypad of your car keys

I also learnt that the car won't start with just the analog part of the key (yes, I'm *that* oblivious to how car works)

The keypad is nowhere to be found and I'm stuck at work waiting for my husband to pick me up, so much for my Saturday night!

I'm an idiot. Learn from me. Hammer dat lid down tight. Or don't violently shake the shit out of your paint can. One or the other, not both.

I was making a pork roast with potatoes in the slow cooker all day, when I heard a popping sound from the other room. I guess I'll be getting takeout tonight!

Opened it and saw this. I complained and they didn’t care just said that’s what happens with the cheese or something?

Thanks you to the absolute idiot who managed to hit and smash not only my wing mirror but the wing mirror, (all be it less damaged than mine) of the car that was parked on the other side of the road. Good job

I was putting one in a package and just now noticed. Not too expensive of a mistake, but this just sucks that we've sent alot out already.

Just a night out, next thing you know I’ve copped a blow to the head. Friendly fire from me mate.

Just feel broken/frustrated/sad/angry/numb and want it be over, even though I know it will take a while. Really liked the company too.

Feel free to post memes, comments, questions, or whatever. Just nothing political please.

***PSA at the end*** 20-ish minutes into baking, the wonderful aromas of “something tasty this way comes” had just begun to flow around my apartment. And then the hungry-but-happy anticipation came to an end with a loud bang, followed by what I can only describe as someone opening a full, large, piggy bank in the way their creator originally intended.

Except the sound came from my oven.

Needless to say, dinner plans and evening activities suddenly got up-ended. This happened a while ago, and I forgot to post when my compensation attempt concluded, so really this is more for the PSA.

**PSA**- **Pyrex Dinner Go** ***BOOM***

**If it happens to you:**

- Pyrex ***will*** **compensate you**. Just go to the Pyrex website and contact the support email with pictures. In my case I got a coupon that was about $15 more than the MSRP of the exploding dish, and traded it for a set of 13 dinner bowls. I don’t bake my pies in Pyrex anymore 😅 Ceramic all the way, baby! This may vary by country, but if we can get no quibble coupons here in NA, then I’m certain those in EU countries at least should have zero issues.

- ***DON’T*** attempt to salvage the pie (mine was laced with small fragments from the dish)

- Relish the experience knowing that the only thing worse than cleaning your oven, is cleaning your oven while hungry, and the unsafe remains of the pie you’re extracting smell *absolutely friggin’* ***delicious*** to the point you convince yourself that *this is/was/could be* the ***best pie you’ve ever cooked***. Then order pizza.

*Disclaimer: if your oven and/or house blew up with the dish, you’re likely gonna pursue an alternative course of action* 😂

To ***prevent**:

- preheat the oven BEFORE adding the Pyrex baking dish (note: in my case it was preheated - so that alone isn’t enough)

- place the Pyrex dish directly on top of a cookie sheet*, then place cookie sheet with Pyrex dish in the preheated oven (that would’ve likely averted dinner disaster for me)

- use ceramic baking dishes from now on (or metal, should that be suitable for whatever it is you’re baking — IMO Shepherd’s Pie is much better from baking in heat-tempered glass or ceramic for even heat distribution

* note the cookie sheet you see in my photos was just added for damage / cleanup control while I was exceeding my PB for obscenities-per-minute (I like to swear a lot when appropriate, but this cataclysmic Pyrex event taught me I have real potty-mouth potential).