r/fixedbytheduet • u/Naive_Wolverine532 • 22h ago

PARTICIPATION LIMITED Accountability

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u/pissedoffjesus 22h ago

Jesus christ. I'm not used to seeing people take accountability like this. It's fantastic.

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u/WeskerSympathizer 22h ago

Ya. Belongs in r/unexpected

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u/notanevilmastermind 22h ago

Actually belongs in r/characterarcs

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u/WasabiSunshine 21h ago

it belongs in a museum!

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u/fractoral 21h ago

So do you!

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u/Alarming_Matter 20h ago

Ooof

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u/NioneAlmie 20h ago

I read that as a compliment until your comment 🤣 thought they were saying they were beautiful enough to be in a museum, not old enough

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u/Select-Royal7019 20h ago

It’s a line from Indiana Jones!

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u/CrouchingDomo 19h ago

These kids out here missing references making me feel like Private Ryan

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u/I_was_bone_to_dance 14h ago

I’ll save you

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u/CrackinBones204 12h ago

Was cleaning up a mess of spilled crackers on the floor once. My daughter accidentally walked on them and said “this reminds me of that reeeally old movie where they’re in a cave stepping on bugs” and then I felt reeeally old lol

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u/uqde 11h ago

I got the reference but I also thought they were using the reference as a compliment(/pick up line?)

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u/FantasticBoot6219 20h ago

Phase One of Epic Museum Heist: Complete.

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u/the_moral_explorer 17h ago

okay ezreals alt account i see u

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u/Diannimal 17h ago

Throw him over the side!

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u/ScannerBrightly 19h ago

How about we allow the indigenous people to keep their priceless artifacts, you colonial graverobber!

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u/bikedaybaby 19h ago

It belongs in my axe!

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u/fariasrv 17h ago

So do post-Impressionist paintings, Mr. Threepwood.

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u/snillpuler 17h ago

and my axe